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>> Greg: HE SAID IT’S ONLY
FAIR TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE ALL
THERE.
SO WE SHOULD RECHECK OUR
POLITICIANS FOR DIMINISHED
COGNITION?
LOUISIANA SENATOR -- HE SAYS
ELDERLY MEMBERS OF ALL THREE
BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT SHOULD
UNDERGO REGULARLY COGNITION TEST
BEFORE THE RAPID DECLINE IN
THEIR 80s.
SOUNDS LIKE A GUEST ROOM --
DIDN’T SIGNAL ANYONE OUT IN
PARTICULAR BUT THE MESSAGE WAS
CLEAR.
SPEAK OF MEDICINE LET’S HAVE
LIVE LONGER AND TO LEAD THE
COUNTRY OF 70 OR 81, WHAT
CONCERNS DO YOU HAVE?
>> THAT IS USUALLY NOTABLE.
ANYBODY IN A POSITION OF
RESPONSIBILITY WHO MAY
POTENTIALLY BE ON THAT SLOPE,
THAT IS GREAT CONCERN, AND I’M
SAYING THIS AS A DOCTOR.
I AM TOLD THERE HAVE BEEN
SENATORS AND THE PAST TWO AT THE
END OF THEIR SENATE TERM, I’M
SURE IT IS TRUE SENATORS OF BOTH
PARTIES.
WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE
PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME.
IT’S ABOUT MY ABILITY TO SERVE.
>> Greg: CHECK OUT THEIR
NUMBERS IN THE 40-YARD DASH.
SO LET’S ACKNOWLEDGE THE
OBVIOUS.
OUR COUNTRY’S LEADERS ARE
ELDERLY.
BIDEN IS 78.
PELOSI, SHE IS 81.
BUT HER FACE IS 57.
SENATE PRESIDENT PAT IS ALSO 81.
HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER IS 82.
SENATOR CHUCK GRASSLEY, 88.
ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO START A
"SEX AND THE CITY" REBOOT.
AND AOC IS 32.
VERY YOUNG, BUT WE ARE INCLUDING
HER BECAUSE SHE IS NUTS.
AND THREE CURRENT SUPREME COURT
JUSTICES ARE OVER 70.
THEY GET A LOT MORE DONE IF THEY
DIDN’T CONSTANTLY HAVE TO.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
REGARDLESS OF PERFORMANCE, IT’S
A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK WHY DO
OUR POLITICIANS NEVER KNOW WHEN
TO LEAVE?
LIKE ANDREW CUOMO AFTER THAT
TIME HE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
KILLED YOU THINK YOU WOULD GET
THE MESSAGE.
THE AVERAGE RETIREMENT AGE IN
THIS COUNTRY 63 SO MANY
POLITICIANS ARE WAY PAST THAT.
NOT TO SAY ALL OF OUR POLITICAL
PROBLEMS OR DO SENILITY.
IT DOESN’T EXPLAIN THIS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
>> Greg: DOES NOT EXPLAIN THIS
THIS.
[BARKING]
>> THE EVIDENCE IS
UNCONTRADICTED THAT HE USED
DOLLARS TO HELP THEM -- [PARTS]
>> Greg: PARTINGTON KNOWS NO
AGE.
>> YOU WOULD KNOW.
>> Greg: WISES SO HARD FOR
POLITICIANS TO KNOW WHEN TO
LEAVE?
>> LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT
WASHINGTON, D.C.
IT’S A PLACE THAT IS RUN BY A
BUNCH OF DRUNKS 20-YEAR-OLDS WHO
WORKED FOR A BUNCH OF ELDERLY
FOLKS AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF SOCIOPATHS
OR PEOPLE LIKE ERIC SWALWELL WHO
WANT TO BE A DRUNK 20-YEAR-OLD
AGAIN BUT SOMEHOW FOUND HIMSELF
ELECTED AND AN OFFICE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THINGS.
SO THAT EXPENSE A LOT ABOUT WHAT
IS GOING ON.
IN TERMS OF SAID SENILITY TEST,
HE RUNS LIKE 5 MILES EVERY
MORNING.
SO HE COULD PROBABLY BEAT
NANCY PELOSI.
I THINK IT IS GOOD TO HAVE -- IF
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A THRESHOLD
FOR RUNNING FOR OFFICE, HAVE ONE
FOR LEAVING OFFICE.
BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE DYING ON
THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE.
IT’S NOT A MORGUE OR MORTUARY,
IT’S THE U.S. SENATE, HAVE SOME
RESPECT.
>> Greg: IT’S PRETTY FUNNY.
AFTER ALL THIS TALK ABOUT HOW WE
NEED NEW BLOOD, KAT, IT’S STILL
THE SAME OLD BLOOD.
>> EVEN IF WE TESTED THEM IT’S
NOT LIKE THEY WOULD LEAVE.
HERE LIKE HEY, LOOKS, IT TURNS
OUT YOU ARE SENILE.
AND THEY’RE LIKE OH, MAN, WELL,
THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.
ED HAS BEEN GREAT SERVING THE
COUNTRY.
I WILL PACK MY THINGS.
NO, THEY NEVER PACK THEIR
THINGS.
DYING IS THE ONLY WAY OUT.
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, ONCE YOU
GIVE THEM THE POWER, THEY WILL
HOLD IT UNTIL THEY DIE.
AND I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE EVER
HAD ANY POWER.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO.
>> Greg: IT’S GARY.
I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD EVER
HAVE ANY POWER, KAT.
>> I THINK WE SHOULD TRY.
MY IDEAS MIGHT BE CRAZY BUT AT
LEAST WE WOULD BE HAVING FUN.
>> Greg: THAT IS TRUE.
WHY IS IT THAT -- WHY DON’T THEY
TAKE THE HINT AND GO?
>> BECAUSE THEY ARE IN POSITIONS
OF POWER.
IT’S LIKE KAT WAS SAYING.
THEY NEVER WANT TO LET IT GO.
WHAT YOU NEED IS AN
EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR.
THIS IS WHY I SAY EVERYONE HAS
TO TAKE THE TESTS.
WE DON’T TELL THEM WHEN IT IS
COMING, IT IS MENTAL AND
PHYSICAL, ONE DAY SOMEBODY GETS
THEM IN THE NECK WITH A BLOW
DART AND THEY WAKE UP -- IT WILL
BE LIKE THE ""SQUID GAME"."
THEY WAKE UP IN A WAREHOUSE
WEARING A GREEN TRACKSUIT.
AND YOU HAVE TO ASK THEM
QUESTIONS LIKE A 3-YEAR-OLD.
DO I OR DO I NOT NOW HAVE YOUR
NOSE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: THAT’S GOT ME EVERY
TIME.
>> OH, NO!
OKAY, YOU HAVE TO GO.
WE SHOW THE WHOLE THING ON TV
BUT IS PAY PER VIEW, GREG.
PEOPLE WILL SHELL OUT 90 BUCKS A
POP.
>> YOU RETIRED THE NATIONAL
DEBT.
AS SOON AS -- >> WELCOME TO THE
IDEA FACTORY.
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE A JOB YOU
DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AND
YOU GET PAID?
AND YOU GET TO RIDE TRAINS ALL
DAY IF YOU WANT TO.
I WANT TO BE A SENATOR AFTER
SEEING THAT.
>> Greg: BY THE WAY, THEY GET
SO MUCH FREE STUFF.
>> THEY GET FREE HAIRCUTS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH THAT
SAVES WHEN YOU’RE 900 YEARS OLD
AND YOU HAVE NOT PAID FOR A
HAIRCUT.
TO COMPOUND COMPOUND THAT
SAVINGS.
YOU ARE RICH.
>> Greg: YOU COULD BUY ANOTHER
HOME FOR BERNIE SANDERS.
SPEAK OUT WHO ALSO OLD.
>> Greg: BUT HE IS STILL KIND
OF COGENT. HAD IDEAS FROM THE BEGINNING BUT
HAD IDEAS FROM THE BEGINNING BUT
THEY WERE THE SAME BAD IDEAS.
>> I’M TO EARN RESPECT BUT I
STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT HOW TO
DO THAT.
>> I THINK IT’S WHY PEOPLE SO
ANGRY ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE UNDER
60 IT’S LIKE I HAVE NOWHERE TO
GO.
I’M STUCK IN THE MAILROOM OF
AMERICA.
AND UNDER 60.
WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT --
>> Greg: HE TALKS ABOUT THAT A
LOT.
CAN’T COMPARE THE BRUSH THAT IS
IN FRONT OF YOU SO EVERYONE IS
STUCK IN THE SAME SPOT.
>> JUST IMAGINE BERNIE SANDERS
IN A GREEN TRACKSUIT HAVING TO