if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it. Duh
Shut up!
Hi. Have you ever met the girl of your dreams
and would do anything in the world to be with her
except break up with your current girlfriend cuz your a giant douchebag
well i know i have
so im going to show you how to cheat
let's go
what's that babe
nothing hunny
yee haw!
[girl makes horse brrr]
wear a disguise
[Announcer] oh my god! that's so funny
oh jenna hi. what are you doing here?
oh nothing im just hangout with Antha-huh, bush
[eating noises]
super effective
only cheat mentally
[slow sex music playing]
Whew! alright that was great
See you later
[whinny voice] but you didn't mentally cuddle with me!
[Announcer] Good job!
[Announcer] Only do it in the dark
It's not cheating if you can't see who your doing the cheating with
[Anthony Stumbles]
[Anthony] Where are you?
oh hey [kissing] your a really good kisser
[girl] of course i am
[Anthony] What the hell?
Surprise!
Gross!
Cheated on your girlfriend with your girlfriend
Hide your secret lover
bye sweety love you
love you more
bye
okay baby! coast is clear.
yeaaaaaaaaaa!
[Anthony screams]
[announcer] came out of the closet!
[Announcer] Don't use physical contact
if you have something preventing skin to skin contact
its hardly cheating
so your all done wrapping your self.
huh, guess i should of poked some breathing holes
[announcer] Hole-y crap! huh hole-y
[announcer] only do it on a leap year
it's not cheating if you do it on a fake day
all right well uh see you in four years then.
wait where is my present? its my birthday today.
So technically i just did it with a ten year old
yep!
[vomiting noises]
[announcer] unhappy birthday?
[announcer] clone yourself
your girlfriend will have no idea your real self is out with someone else
[real Anthony] now I can cheat all i want
[Anthony's clone] good luck Anthony
[real Anthony] see you later Anthony
nice hair
uhg
What the hell? what kind of terrible girlfriend cheats
I hate you for ever.
[Announcer] waa waa! you little baby!
[announcer] one good way to get around this is to build a robot replica of your self
with built-in parameters preventing it from making out with your girlfriend.
[robot nosies]
[girlfriend giggles]
aww! your the best anthony.
just a second
[Anthony] the only downside is the slight chance that it becomes sentient
[Chainsaw noise]
[Girlfriend screams]
[announcer] so meaty!
[Anthony] if all else fails come clean.
cheating is probably one the worst thing a human can do aside from
Genocide and marrying a Kardashian
So if your really interested in someone else
you should probably just tell her the truth
im sorry but I've been seeing someone else
phuf whatever! ive been seeing somebody else too.
Who?
Me bitch!
wait wait!
today ive learn that cheating is never the answer
we should of taken a time to address our issues
instead of turning to comforts of other people
[cop yawns]
have we just toking a little time to commuicate that this would have never happened
Anthony i am so sorry
ill never cheat again
me neither
bulls**t
[gunshots fired]
ha! now that that guys dead. you can cheat on him with me forever
stand right there
aww crap!
how can you cheat on me with that skank
but babe! it's not what it looks like
bulls**t
[gunshots fired]
[Announcer] Stachetastic!
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click the link in the description below
[cop's wife] ohh s**t
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