something bad is coming oh that's it
i have all the infinity stones in my
possession
i don't see any signs of trouble i hate
it when they give me the wrong
coordinates
it is so very annoying well i'll tell
you what's annoying
both of us showing up wearing the same
exact thing
wait a moment are we at a cosplay
convention
well one of us has to change and i think
it should be you
me why me because my costume is way
better than yours
my mom spent like i don't know three
weeks making this wig
a wig foolish mortal this is my real
luxurious glorious hair
no way it's way too long and luscious to
be real hair
oh wow what do you know it is real
congrats on the hair dude it's marvelous
still i think you should go change oh
you should go with loki
you got to look like him there's no way
i'm going to cosplay as loki that is
such a loki thing to say
all right listen to me i'm not some
mortal earthing cosplayer
do you understand i'm the real thor you
are cosplaying as me yeah right
you're not the real thor yes i'm thor no
you're not
yes i am no you're not yes i am yes you
are
i'm not though okay wait how did you
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tricked you shouldn't have let down your
asgard
enough with this nonsense i'm thor the
god of thunder
and i will prove it to you now
impressive i know yes my powers are
indeed formidable
wow i did it again i made the thunder
lightning thingy happen with my hammer
wait hold on you think you're making
this happen
wow i did it again am i thor
you are not though i think i might be
far
stop breathing your hair at the same
time i do you are not worthy hey
everyone i'm thor ah that's
it the show's over not causing any more
thunder and lightning with my hammer
me neither i grow weary of entertaining
you mere mortals
you are not thor i am oh yeah
if you're thor then why can't you pick
up my hammer i can pick up your hammer
and i will huh what kind of superhero
can't even handle a little
super glue ah that's
it i'm leaving four more important
things to do
safe travels don't forget your hammer
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even if you had arms you wouldn't be
able to lift that you're not worthy
stop trying it's of no use it's not bad
i can't let go i think some of the super
glue got on me and now i'm stuck
wait seriously
hey that was kind of fun do it again
wow talk about hammer time well
i guess you're coming with me little
orange just do me a favor and try not to
talk so much ah you don't have to worry
about that
i know better than to talk when it's
hammer time well that's a relief
yep everybody knows that hammer time is
for rapping
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[Laughter]
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my spidey sense is tingling something
bad is coming
hey hey mr tight pants man hey
look i'd appreciate it if you called me
spider-man okay how'd you get those
pants so tight
man tight pants man tight pants man
doing what a tight pants man can i'm out
here protecting the populace from bad
guys
i mean i think i've earned a little
respect i don't know you don't look like
a spider to me
that's because i'm a man then why aren't
you called a man man
it's spider man okay got it spider
really cause he looks more like a spider
than you do
maybe he should go by spider-man and
you'll go buy tight pants
listen i'm spider-man because i have all
the superpowers of a spider
got it like my spidey sense spiky sense
spidey sense oh tidy pants
i get it now i thought you said spidey
sense
i did say spidey sense what are you
talking about
so how did you get into your tidy pants
i got my spidey sense when a spider bit
me
giving me spiders super powers that's it
you just got bit that's how you got your
super superpowers uh
yeah i think i just wait yep i got an
idea
cool well don't think too hard because
you'll no
did you just bite me yep now you have
annoying orange superpowers
see if you can touch your tongue your
eye bet you can dude the spider that bit
me
was radioactive not just some normal
spider
oh yeah so maybe don't go around just
biting people unless you're radioactive
hmm well my bed is kind of close to the
microwave so maybe i'm a little
radioactive
okay sure dude even if you did give me
your superpowers why on earth would the
annoying oranges so-called
superpowers be appealing
[Laughter]
wait what was that why did i make a pun
and then laugh at my own pun
because it's working no it can't be
working i have to defend new york
against super villains
i can't be sitting around doing them
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anymore i lost my spider powers and now
all i have is annoying orange powers
like this
sounds like your new powers are a
boatload of fun
well well well spiderman we meet again
i couldn't help but overhear you lost
your superpowers
i'm so sorry to hear it
[Laughter]
that's right unlike you i'm coming into
this fight completely
unarmed nice one tidy pants
hey was that a pun about how i have
eight arms because you know i'm very
sensitive about that
you figure that one all out by yourself
what's your doctorate in
kindergarten
since when did you get so annoying since
like a couple minutes ago
what the was that a seed
hey stop that right now
oh dr rock just hit the block
okay everything is all set just gonna
replace my arc reactor
all right here we go tony it's a
delicate process requires complete
focus and silence
wow shocked to see me huh
who are you where are you in my
laboratory you brought me in here i was
part of your lunch
ugh of all the days to skip lunch
shouldn't skip meals tony it'll come
back to haunt you
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give me that now scram i'm doing
important work here
yeesh i guess that's why they say never
meet your idols you're way different in
person
am i yeah tony the difference is really
stark
oh tell me what just call me iron man
think you can do that for me
sure hey hey iron man hey hey
yes hey iron man hey iron man
what is your girlfriend iron maiden
no as a matter of fact my girlfriend's
name is pepper
oh you're dating pepper oh man salt's
gonna be devastated when he finds out
oh i don't have time for this oh hey
iron man are you friends with tin man
from wizard of oz
no have you met jeremy irons oh are you
jealous they don't call you
the man of steel no you do understand
i'm not actually made a metal right it's
just my superhero name
i'm just a normal everyday billionaire
genius playboy philanthropist made out
of skin and bones
got it for someone who claims to be not
made out of iron you sure have a
hardened heart
no it's funny you should bring up my
heart come here sick i need your help
i love being useful whatever listen you
see this thing
it's what keeps me alive and also is no
longer working so i need you to put this
new one in
okay um please do it now
quickly but i don't have any hands you
don't have any hands
that's just perfect i need to swap in a
new arc reactor and i find myself
depending on some citrus fruit with no
arms
are you gonna die iron man if you keep
wasting time
yes listen to me you're gonna have to
get into the suit
me yes you there's no other way once
inside you'll be able to operate the
arms and
i am iron man
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listen just whatever you do do not
fly around i gotta say tony wearing the
suit is a real
blast uh
listen park reactor now can we focus up
here please
oh yeah you need me to reach in there
right yes but first
let me tell you exactly
would you stop and listen to me sorry no
ears
hey i'm gonna fly this around and dive
bomb some people cool thanks
bye hey hey screw it i'll do it myself
tony pepper i'm so glad you're here i
almost died
well i'm glad you didn't die because
then we couldn't do this
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oh tony i know they look down on our
love but i don't care
ever have something very important to
say to you something meaning to say for
a while now
what is it tony well i'm thinking of
giving up all this iron man business
partially because someone stole my suit
but that's beside the point pepper what
i want to tell you is
dive bomb
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[Laughter]
hey you stopped that right now and give
tony back his suit
whoa pepper sure is salty oh the
irony
[Laughter]
hey hey hey hey
some of us are trying to identify
wakandan butterflies
would you stop yelling hey our oblong
friend makes a good point
our message is simple and at this point
we've communicated it adequately
yeah maybe it's time we stopped yelling
hey at each other thank you
and started yelling hey at that huge
buff guy who just appeared over there
hey wait is that
what is scaredy pear mr purple mcbuff
bud seems nice
to me what's your name mr purple
mcnurpelstein
my name is thanos perhaps you've heard
of me
hmm not ringing a bell but i
am oh so let me get this straight
you have no idea who i am or what i'm
here for
hmm what'd you say your name was again
thanos
thanos hummus thanos famous amos
then ooze john stamos
i said it's thanos oh
thanos yeah never heard of ya
from the avengers movies ooh are you
hawkeye
of course i'm not hawkeye for one thing
i look nothing like him
well i don't know what he looks like i
always fall asleep during his parts
i'm far more powerful than hawkeye i'm
on an entirely different plane
oh no did you catch the wrong flight
silencer i will destroy you both
anything you say hawkeye
i assume you must be this annoying
orange i've heard so much about
if i'm the annoying orange what does
that make you the buff
purple ugh i wasn't talking about the
color
although now that we're on the topic i'm
looking for this
the yellow mine stone oh yeah i've seen
a bunch of those
no you haven't there's only one like it
in the entire universe really why'd they
call it an infinity stone if there's
only one
um i suppose i don't really know wait
stop distracting me none of this matters
half the universe is about to be
destroyed whoa
that's dark yeah purpler mick people
eater
you should be more optimistic what can i
say
i'm more of a universe half empty type
of guy
i don't get it fun isn't something one
considers
when balancing the universe as all
things should be
but i admit that was a joke was it
yes because i'm trying to snap half of
all intelligent life in the universe
into dust oh
i think i get it now half like how your
face is half chin and half forehead
did did you just diss thanos hey
hey purpy mcnerby what's your favorite
drink is it half and half
or is it snapple
[Laughter]
oh i heard better quips in avengers age
of ultron
oh oh is your favorite app snapchat
what kind of car do you drive an
infiniti
i don't have time for this nonsense the
space stone tells me the stone i seek is
here
now give it to me why so i can place it
in my gauntlet
oh that's right forgot sorry hawkeye
stop comparing me to hawkeye
or what you'll throw down the gauntlet
enough give me the stone okay okay let
me see if i can wiggle it loose
you've been using the yellow infinity
stone as a
tooth it was the only thing that they
could find that matched his tooth color
give it to me now gladly it's really
hard to chew with this thing
as a tooth it really bites
yeah yeah super funny whatever ah
long last i have all the infinity stones
in my possession
i am inevitable wait what
whoa this thing's heavy i've gotta
hand it to ya you give that back
right now give way back the infinity
gauntlet
oh this infinity gauntlet yes
oh i don't know where it went maybe it's
hiding in a game of
keep away hey hey that's very important
don't
drop it hey hey stop it i'm telling you
i'm about to snap well yeah you two are
exhausting
no snap huh
i don't feel so good
wow this infinity gauntlet kicks
ash wait orange
does this mean we're gonna turn into
dust too nah he said it only turned
intelligent life into dust remember oh
yeah
we're a-okay for sure
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you