[crying]
That's right, Lily. Show us your worst.
Whoa! What's all this?
Oh, this? Well, I just wanted breakfast
to be extra special, since, you know,
everyone's growing up and moving on.
I know, honey,
but we promised we would hold it together for the kids.
Kids, breakf-- breakfast is-- I can't do it! I can't do it!
I got this. Kids, breakfast!
[bird screeching]
[crying]
[sobbing]
Oh, no, sweetie, don't worry. We'll get you a new sundae.
Uh, excuse me!
No dice, dudes, they close at five this week.
What? Huh. You'd think they'd advertise something like that.
[crying]
Oh, poor baby. Let's get you home.
[crying]
Hey, Dad...
We're so sorry we ruined your birthday.
[sobbing] What are you talking about?
You kids gave me the best gift ever.
Our scrapbook?
Yeah. I'm sorry I opened it before you got home.
Cliff dragged it in here and blew your big surprise.
So, you like it?
I love it!
[sobbing]
It reminds me of all the great memories we've made together.
N-Nothing could beat that.
How would you like to spend this beautiful day at my house,
babysitting this adorable ragamuffin, huh?
[babbling]
I don't know anything about babies,
except they don't like me.
Oh, no, there's nothing to it, and Lily will love you.
Actually, already does. Don't you, Lily?
[crying]
See?
Tears of love!
Nice try, Loud. I'm not running a kennel here.
Any behavioral issues like biting?
Only during full moons.
Awoo!
[laughing] It's a werewolf joke.
- Potty trained? - Have been for 42 years.
- [laughs] - Lynn, stop.
Yes, Lily is potty trained.
Perfect, I think we're set.
I'll go ahead and take Miss Lily now.
Well, champ, put 'er there.
Wow, honey, you handled that surprisingly--
[crying]
They're all leaving us!
[cooing]
Boo-boo.
Just another minute, Lucy. Hang on, Lola.
Whoops.
- [crying] - No, no, no.
Wait, it's all okay.
Shh! Shh!
[screams]
[crying]
[shouting and arguing]
Just take the cookies!
[gasping]
Mr. Potty, please!
Major systems shutting down.
D-d-dar-darkening...
[Lynn Sr. screaming] No!
[crying]
Please, take the money!
[giggling]
Come on, guys. It won't be so bad.
Yeah, just eight short months with no running water.
No coffee, no toothbrushes, no toilet paper.
[sobbing] It's hopeless! I give up!
[crying]
Wait, what happened to "Louds never quit"?
Well, son, sometimes grown-ups think
they're teaching their kids an important life lesson
when really, they have it all wrong.
Sometimes, the universe just has it out for you.
[crying]
Ah-hah! I found him!
Look, Lily. This is Fenton.
[lullaby starts playing]
♪ Cheer up, baby Don't you cry ♪
♪ No more tears It's cheer-up time ♪
♪ Laugh with me and we will be Happy, happy, happy! ♪
- Fa-fa! - Yes, it worked!
Come on, Dad. We said we wouldn't get sad yet.
[sobbing]
I'm sorry, sweetie.
It's just, my baby girl is moving out soon
and won't be around for our midnight movies,
or our flour fights, or our morning cocoa dates.
I know, Dad, but it's not like I'm moving to Mars.
Well, you might as well be!
That golf school is 208.6 miles away!
That's just a guess, it's not like
I mapped it out or anything.
Oh, Dad.
But you're right, let's keep our chins up
and make the most of the hang time we have left.
Ow! Ow!
Loud, your daughter won't stop crying.
I turned off my hearing aid, but I can still hear her!
You gotta come home.
Now, now, Mr. Grouse, no need to panic.
It's just an easy fix, okay?
Just speak to her with a British accent.
Oh yeah, I could do that,
or you could just get your butt back here.
Give it... Give it a try. I'll guide you through it, okay?
[British accent] Cheerio! Jolly good! Pip-pip!
This is ridiculous.
Cheerio. Jolly good. I forget the rest.
[giggling]
Oh, there you go! You're a natural!
[shouts]
Family huddle, yo! I got news!
This better be good, LJ.
You almost made my cherry soufflé collapse.
[deflating]
No!
[crying]
Negative. It's clean.
Hey, guys. How's it going?
Terrible. Lily's been crying for an hour
and we can't figure out why.
Yeah, we've tried everything to get her to stop.
She's not hungry, gassy or sleepy.
She has her blankie and her giraffe.
Well, sometimes babies just cry and you don't know the reason.
Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
You guys did plenty of crying when you were babies, trust me.
Except Lucy.
She just... stared at us.
Yeah, that's why we grew her bangs out.
I can still see you.
[shuddering]
[shouting]
[whistling]
Hey! Hands off the radio!
[shouting]
[crash]
[gasping] What have you done to my baby?!
One, two, three...
That's four new dents since last weekend.
Uh, kids, I'm just going to sit in the corner tonight,
that way I can see and hear you all equally.
[crying]
Oh, oh, oh, no! Did you bite your finger, sweetie?
Hang on, Daddy will fix your boo-boo. Here we go.
- Mwah! - [sobbing]
But you're not the only one Dad cares about, Lily.
Boo-boo kisses for everyone!
♪ In the kitchen With so much to cook ♪
♪ But I feel lost Without my book ♪
- Dad! - Oh!
Ace, Jack...
[gasps] Is this the thief who stole my recipe book?