a couple of times a week I get a call from my mom she's playing she thinks she's playing
the secret word and it's always this David yes Mom is it Cornucopia no it's not Mom [Laughter]
I don't know these are actual letters now from actual viewers uh hey Dave I've always
wanted to know what your biggest pet peeve is it's a great question this is the perfect
kind of question it's a little conversation started a little Icebreaker this comes from
Brendan Patton Aiken South Carolina what is my biggest pet peeve uh I think you know when
you drive when you do a lot of commuting and I I commute uh it's it's uh people who change
lanes with without signaling yeah just boom boom just weaving all over complete disregard
to other folks how about you Paul you gotta oh well I hate that people you know who talk
too loudly on their self oh I hear yourself what I mean oh I know what you're saying girlfriend
like in restaurants oh a couple of pretty good pet peeves Allen do you have it huh do
you have any pet peeves Alan yeah I do Dave all right just one all right having to hide
my love spending all those special days Christmas Thanksgiving Easter alone while while he's
off with his family for the empty promise that he'll leave his wife just as soon as
he lands that big raise or his kids get used to the new school but one day you know you
wake up to find A Touch of Gray in your hair and your beautiful red hair and you're old
now and what do you have to show for it memories of a Few Stolen weekends perhaps but but that's
not a life David no most certainly not a life
[Music] Alan that's your pet peeve uh I I mean telemarketing calls during the dinner
hour day if I hate those potato
thank you
letter number two Dear Dave do you have do you know the genius who came up the idea for
the scrubbing bubble I would like to meet the person or persons responsible you're sincerely
uh Evan vows Henderson Nevada uh you know the the scrubbing bubble things well you see
him when they you put them in your wherever you put them in there oh yeah yeah you know
sure that they get that deep scrubbing action uh we couldn't find couldn't get a hold of
the guy who developed these but you know what we did we were able to find uh uh this a very
celebrated innovator uh tonight please say hello to the man I think an equal genius in
this regard who developed taebo Billy Blanks Billy come on out here [Applause] [Music]
thank you
Billy you are the uh you are the fitness Guru behind this new martial arts exercise craze
right that's right yeah
was that it was that a little type of example do it again
okay because people will tape this and watch that in slow motion well then to pick up all
the nuances excellent yeah how did you come up with the tie bow Billy Dave I just knew
that if I put together a videotape of myself jumping up and down waving my arms around
people would buy it and you know why no why is that because people are idiots yeah well
thank you very much for chatting with us it's just me hopping around like a jackass people
are idiots
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all right
David is it humidifier no Mom it ain't
letter number three uh uh hi Dave what are your plans for Memorial Day we're just talking
about that a little bit earlier uh take care Dave Jeff uh in all honesty if I can be serious
here for a moment oh you are going to be serious it's just something I learned in an after-speaking
class after dinner speaking barbecue I love to you know and I you think oh he's an old
woman no it's true I love to I love to barbecue just barbecue barbecue Barber and that's exactly
oh man I can smell a little colds now the barbecue look out yeah
absolutely fantastic where did you buy this meat well I didn't buy this meatball have
you seen the new Star Wars movie The Phantom Menace yeah why it's jar jar
Ed
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Ness you've seen that Star Wars movie I haven't gotten to see it yet I haven't seen it yet
I probably won't go see it you're not going to see it I don't know I mean if I live to
be a thousand a jar jar I'm not going to a movie where there's a guy named jar jar what
is that it's like the Rugrats or something that's like Barney it's like for kids it's
for infants well you know huh kids say the darndest things right right foreign
Bingo you're the winner it's tyvo uh Dear Dave who refills your coffee cup well we get
this question an awful lot this is from Carlo heart Los Angeles California uh let me show
you now how we refill the coffee cup here it is right here and right now it's about
half full if I want a little more coffee here's all I ever need to do watch this I just lift
it like this here we go
thank you
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thank you very much nice job
ladies and gentlemen your United States Navy
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