WE HAVE HERRING OR RAW EGGS.
SPAM.
CLAM JUICE, FISH EYES.
APPLE SIDER VINEGAR, CRICKETS.
AND PICKLED PIG'S FEET.
SO CELL SEE, HERE'S HOW IT GOES, I WILL ASK YOU
A QUESTION AND I WILL CHOOSE WHAT YOU GET TO
EAT AND YOU WILL DO IT BACK TO ME.
>> THEY TOLD ME THIS WAS GOING TO BE A DRINKING
GAME.
THEY DID THEY SAID THAT-- .
>> James: YOU'VE GOT YOUR CLAM JUICE AND
APPLE SIDER VINEGAR AND A LOVELY RAW EGG.
ALL RIGHT, GO.
I WILL GO-- AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE PICKLED
PIG'S FEET IS WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT SHOULD
YOU NOT WANT TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> OKAY.
KUS I'M SURE I AM SO SHY I WON'T ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
WHAT IS IT?
HIT ME.
>> James: WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING
YOU'VE EVER SHOP LIFTED?
>> YOU CAN CHOOSE TO EAT.
>> I WILL ANSWER.
HAVE I SHOP LIFTED SEVERAL TIMES BUT HAVE I
NEVER-- NO, NEVER SOMETHING REALLY
EXPENSIVE.
I'VE ALWAYS DONE IT AS A JOKE AND WALKED OUT LIKE
HEY, LOOK WHAT I AM LEAVING WITH.
AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE OH, SHE'S JOKING BUT I'M
STEALING.
I THINK I JUST, LIKE ONE THING I GOT CAUGHT FOR I
STOLE BRAS AND UNDERWEAR WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 YEARS
OLD AND FROM SEARS.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> WHICH IS A HARDWARE STORE, I KNOW YOU ARE
FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.
SEARS IS A HARDWARE STORE SO YOU SHOULDN'T
BE BUYING LINGERIE THERE, BUT I WAS CAUGHT
BY THE POLICE AND MY FATHER HAD TO TAKE ME TO
SHOP LIFTS SCHOOL.
AND I WAS BOOKED.
>> James: OKAY.
WELL, NOW YOU CHOOSE WHAT I AM GOING TO EAT.
>> RAW EGGS ARE PRETTY GROSS.
ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND SO YOU PROBABLY KNOW ABOUT
THAT.
>> CRICKETS.
>> APPLE SIDER VINEGAR IS NOT HARD.
I WANT TO TAKE THAT NEXT TIME.
DO PIG'S FEET.
>> OH GOD.
OKAY, READY, SPILL YOUR GUTS.
>> OF ALL THE LATE NIGHT HOSTS WHO IS YOUR LEAST
FAVORITE?
COME ON.
>> HOW DO I EAT THIS?
>> NOT LIKE THAT.
>> SUCK IT DOWN.
>> James: A FOOT, I CAN'T-- I WILL DO ONE
MORE.
>> HOW IS THAT A FOOT.
I MEAN-- .
>> James: A TROTTER, LOOK.
IT IS A PIG'S FOOT.
A PICKLED PIG'S FOOT.
I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHO I.
>> DO T LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES WHEN YOU DO IT.
COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT, GIRL.
COME ON.
Z.
>> James: I CAN'T SWALLOW IT.
>> YEAH, YOU CAN.
>> James: I CAN'T.
THINK OF YOUR MOTHER AND JUST SWALLOW IT.
>> IS IT MY TURN GEN.
>> James: OH.
OKAY.
>> GOOD JOB.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
I WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU.
>> BY THE WAY I BROUGHT MY OWN ALCOHOL.
>> James: I WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU THE FISH
EYES.
OKAY.
>> LIKE OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING TO EAT ANY OF
THIS.
SO I WILL JUST ANSWER.
>> James: I HAVEN'T ASKED THE QUESTION.
HOW BIG IS 50 CENT'S PENIS.
(APPLAUSE) >> THIS IS HIM IN THE
MORNING.
>> James: NO.
>> NO, THIS ISN'T-- I DONE MEAN, IN MORNING
IMPLIES ERECTION, I KNOW THIS IS CBS.
THIS IS HIM RIGHT BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
AND THEN ARE YOU LIKE IS THAT GOING TO GET
BIGGER.
AND THEN IT DOES.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> THAT, AND THAT IS WHEN YOU YOU SKEDADDLE.
OKAY.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CHARACTER FROM SOME SORT
OF-- .
>> James: HERRING IS A TYPE OF FISH.
>> WOULD YOU BE FINE WITH THAT PROBABLY
RIGHT.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU HAVE EVER HAD-- EVER MIXED SOME OF
YOUR iPOD JUICE WITH CLAM JUICE?
>> James: OH MY-- .
>> WHO HAS BEEN YOUR WORST INTERVIEW.
CAN'T SAY ME.
CANNOT SAY ME, I'M HERE.
>> James: YOU CAN SAY JUSTIN BIEBER.
I'VE SAID IT.
>> James: I LOVE THE GUY.
>> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU WANT
SOMEBODY TO COME BACK ON YOUR SHOW.
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
>> James: I LOVE HIM.
>> YOU LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER WHAT DO YOU
LOVER, HIS LITTLE BABY DUSTER MUSTACHE.
>> James: I LOVER THE GUY, I DO, I LIKE HIM.
I DO.
(LAUGHTER) [BLEEP]
>> James: RIGHT.
OKAY, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU.
>> I'M SICK WATCHING YOU.
>> James: IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A WOMAN HAS
SAID THAT TO ME.
RAW EGG.
WHAT IS YOUR SEX FACE?
>> HOLD ON, LET ME LIE ON MY BACK.
IT'S JUST LIKE-- I JUST GO LIKE THIS I GO-- OH,
OH, OPRAH!