hey guys welcome to stir crazy you may
know my guest today from alias from 13
going on 30 or her new movie yesterday
she also might be the coolest mom on
instagram it's jennifer garner
hi josh good to see you so do you take
that moniker
seriously i think you might be if not
the top you're in the running for
cool mom on instagram what do you think
thanks i'll take that hey anytime
somebody's calling me a cool mom instead
of a fun killer
i'm all for it i'll take it who would
dare call you a fun killer who in your
life has ever said those words
my children they call me fun killers so
much it made it into the movie
it's in yesterday because my daughter
wrote me a note one day when she was
angry with me and she said it when i
grow up i want to be a fun killing mom
like you
so we added that into yesterday you're
in vancouver i take it
i'm in quarantine i'm in vancouver which
means
i had to do my own hair and makeup the
other day i did
everything my hair stylist told me and
this
what's wrong with that indulge me
jennifer if you would i've got some
silly would you rather questions for you
okay bring it
would you rather be ina garten's next
door neighbor or win an oscar i'm a
garden's next-door neighbor
you just want her in your life
constantly if you live next door to aina
and your buddies and you can go over and
have
you know and just have coffee and chat
with her i mean it doesn't get better
would you rather only be able to watch
your movies and tv shows or never watch
another movie
or tv show again only be able to watch
mine then i would have to be very
aggressive about getting onto shows that
i would think that i would want to be on
i don't know josh that feels like a low
below the belt i think i would have to
go
never i can't like what's going on
that's the whole idea of these questions
they make your brain
implode and we did it i think um this is
the dakota johnson question she poses
this she posed this to me on previous
episode
would you rather have a mouth full of
bees or one bee in your butt a bee in
your butt
definitely you can handle that but the
mouthful is good i don't want a mouth
full of bees a b
in like in your butt like
in your butt yeah it's in there yeah
i'm not desperate to have a bee in my
butt i wouldn't hunt one down
no did okay good to know find a way to
get it there
but but if i were presented
a mouthful or a butt bee i would take
the butt b
the butt b speaking of butts my crack
research staff
says that you refer to your own derriere
as a biscuit
is this true by the way the fact that
you said speaking of butts
my crack research stuff first of all
a plus plus on the off the cuff
um and b yes my sisters and i
call it a biscuit does that go back to
childhood that was just the thing
yeah the garner girls have biscuits have
you passed that on to your children do
they also
refer to the tissue you weren't allowed
to say the word but
got it um you know it's not nice we
weren't allowed to say
anything really
now you're making up for lost time by
just screaming biscuit at people you're
you're just yes you're just a big old
biscuit here's something that i think is
very relatable over the last year
you binged uh the office it broke you
down by the end was that your first time
watching the office did you fall in love
for the first time or what was it
it was my first time watching it oh my
gosh it destroyed me
at the end holy cow i was not expecting
it
i want to see if you're legit i have
some office trivia for you if you'll
indulge me are you ready
okay i wish my kids were here okay well
i feel like i need a little bit of help
for it though so can i get a little help
guys with this
[Music]
oh my gosh i was just like
commenting on your stuff today
jenna i always think about how you um
went so far in the alias auditions
because i always think god you would
have killed it as sydney bresto but i
never could have played pm
so it's a good thing that it all
happened only you could have been pam
oh that's so nice of you to say well
angela thinks i lack the natural
athleticism to play sydney bristow
okay we had a whole thing in our podcast
where i was like jenna i've seen you try
to carry
a guitar through an airport you couldn't
do a cartwheel
and throw a hand grenade and swing on a
rope and
you had just validated her in such a big
way so let's end the love fest and
actually test her medal and see if she
actually knows what she's talking about
okay do you have some questions what
color did angela martin consider
horrish oh my gosh i can
see your little cute face saying that
it's horus
is it pink what is it
green or orange or really just anything
phyllis is wearing
anything phyllis wears a lot of blue
for it she does phyllis is very horrible
yeah
who bought michael's world's best boss
mug
for him he did yeah
yeah he's back right okay
could you do your best gym face to
camera
yeah yeah that was very good now
this one might be a little hard that's
what she said
sorry it's just in our brains it's in
our back we're
my eight-year-old son says it to me
that's when i feel like i mean seriously
guys thanks a lot
i'm so sorry okay what is the name of
dwight's former babysitter
and date to michael and jan's dinner
party oh
right right right she comes back in the
finale
um they they had a thing too she has the
stark
hair pulled back in a bun played by beth
grant the amazing beth grant
what the hell is her name give me a
multiple choice okay
okay i request here here's your multiple
choice number one
tiffany number two
betty number three melvina
melvina yes yes i would not have gotten
that i did not know it
i did not know well this show is usually
it reflects my cynical dark heart but
thankfully we've turned it around today
this is like a love fest and i am so
happy
that i've brought you guys together this
is the beginning of a beautiful
friendship i feel like
you're and you're telling us it's over
and we have to go back to doing
well we are so happy for you and and we
wish you all the best we can't wait to
see yesterday and have a great rest of
the day and i think your hair and makeup
looks fantastic i can't believe you did
that yourself
believe it i had zoomed with them it
took me
like it was an hour and a half of
sweating labor
but they taught me how to do it and i'm
telling you tomorrow when i press
they're gonna have to talk me through it
again because it is it just goes right
out of my head it is not my skill set
i've been given probably two dozen
smokey eye tutorials and i can't do it
i can't do it no so kudos to you no
we're going to do that on the next
episode smokey eye tutorials okay we'll
be there
are you happy angela thanks so much
[Applause]
thank you for that that was so nice of
course i mean i'm thrilled to again like
i said so much love that's amazing okay
in
our remaining moments um can i challenge
you to some charades
five words movie
you're running the running of the bulls
you're
oh but she can't catch up
i'm caught oh catch me if i catch me if
you can
that was really good that was that's a
hard one too well done
yeah that was a dozer all right okay my
turn let's see if i got a dozer
oh this is rude oh my god okay
um movie i think it's like 10
alexander in the terrible horrible no
good very bad day
do you see what's happening here it's
like
the mind meld you me angela and
jenna we all just need to hang out more
because we are all we are one
it's crazy it's great it's crazy
it's insane um congratulations on
yesterday jennifer um congratulations on
becoming the new best friends
of jenna fisher and angela kinsey too
thank you
that i mean gosh you guys to really
bring those girls on and let me say hi
to them
oh they did not give me any softballs by
them no
no no they didn't uh take care of
yourself take care
take care of your biscuit and and i'll
see you on the next one there it is
there's the biscuit
you