jeez my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to the resident evil 3 remake we
played the demo a couple of weeks ago it
was really really promising and Resident
Evil 2 was one of my favorite games of
last year
it had so much atmosphere it had the
visuals were amazing the sound design
was absolutely incredible so I'm very
very excited for this one I again like
Prezi - I've never played resident evil
3 the first rezi that I ever started
with was the fourth game and I
absolutely loved that one of my favorite
games of all time but I'm very excited
to see what this has to offer because
people who have played resi 2 were
really excited for this they really
wanted a resi 3 remake because of mr.
nemesis here and what I saw in the demo
was really really damn cool I don't have
a continue so let's just go to new game
and it's just you standard why not I'm a
standard kind of guy I'm here to have
fun
wait this pandemic has spread faster
than any disease in modern history okay
I let him to topical dude this is like
full FMV real people Jesus CDC is
quarantine the lower Midwest
Lipman's honesty integrity these are the
core values that create the foundation
from dude this is awesome underwear they
got the footage from the riot footage
it's this foundation that will continue
to a brighter future for all of the
awesome ways that nemesis to
hell yeah those awesome
Lisa's real or fake I can't [ __ ] tell
okay it's real mixed with CG it's so
confusing
code name nemesis okay there's a video
game I know a video game one where my
eyeballs see it it was cool though it's
eight o'clock till
oh wow
first person baby imagine if the whole
game is in first person and they were
lying to all of us this entire time also
the stuff about CDC pandemic locking
inside all that stuff is a little too
real right now
heito Selena you're letting the heat out
you're letting the cold in I like that
it's all kind of black and white in war
looking though unnerving combat you like
some sort of badass chill some sort of
fight man okay any information we can
glean from these it's September that's
good we have a lantern do not knock that
over you'll burn your whole house down
Jesus you have a lot of stuff going on
that's that oh god what's her name oh I
should have buffered my brain again on
all of this I can't even think of the
word that I'm trying to use there lady
whose husband William whatever they they
created the disease and you had to fight
her and knock her over and fight her
husband it works an umbrella you know
what I mean shut up wow that's cool
good you really love stickers and [ __ ]
everywhere don't you Jill
hi how's it going this is really weird
okay alright turn off the water
jeez you're wasting so much you know
[ __ ] pistol right there though shoot
the water oh oh it's a dream
whoo
groans don't touch it
bogan
[Music]
Resident Evil okay she's all in your
head gets worse every night you stop see
it's easy worst month in my life
shouldn't be of my life might being too
picky Oh cute dog okay maybe you should
stay inside though you know
self-isolation all that good stuff
Jill's report September 26 1998 I was
eight years old it's already been two
months since the the mess with umbrella
thanks to the suspension and
investigations haven't progressed
exactly as I'd hoped
perhaps this written record of what I
found will prove to be my final Judy as
a stars officer I can only hope that it
helps lead to the truth the t-virus
those infected by the fire seemed to
become literal zombies it appears to be
communicable via several different
avenues outlined below bite from an
infected individual allowing the mixing
of bodily fluids kinky contact with
crows which have eaten infected carrion
due to the strength of the virus
airborne infection cannot be discounted
it should be noted that those who
survived the incident - have not yet
developed symptoms it's unclear whether
this is because the virus has a long
incubation period or because we just
happen to be resistant to the infection
whoever remained vigilant even after
this investigation period ends this is
way too real right now
okay everything that she's saying has a
long incubation period we don't know if
some people are asymptomatic or not as
for me aside from my minor difficulty
sleeping I seem to be in fine shape
still I shouldn't get too hopeful after
all this could be an extended incubation
a damn goddamn [ __ ] carob askins step
[ __ ] down in Florida did this from his
suit ACCA's company industry leader in
America chair focuses on military
weapons development while maintaining
cover as a pharmaceutical company also
secretly developing bioweapons also
secretly making the most dope mixtape in
all of history tea
fires outbreak at Arklay mountains
research facility predicated the mansion
incidents so the mansion incident is
resi one conspiring Raccoon City
leadership large donations to mayor
Warren's office effectively controls the
city okay ooh that's cool some Silent
Hill [ __ ] what else we got in this
filthy apartment who am I to say half my
house is covered in garbage as well
they've got me pinned down at home guys
across the street now watching me from
their window 24/7 are they irons as men
umbrellas
I don't know and there's no real
difference anyway they all look the same
I know what they're trying to do they
want to wear me down torment me into
compliance and it's working I'm barely
eating barely sleeping I'm going crazy I
feel like the Living Dead g-virus he got
it but I won't let them win I have to
get out of the city and find a way to
make them accountable they'll send
someone to silence me of course
if you hear that I've been killed or
whatever it is they do to people like me
you must pick up the investigation where
I left off I've enclosed my files
they'll tell you everything you need to
know as long as this package isn't
intercepted I'll be moving out at night
five days wish me luck
is the water actually still on God clean
up after yourself Jill it's not even the
virus that's gonna be a problem it's
just ants message from a colleague to
Jill Valentine hey hotshot how you
holding up
nicely okay I believe iron suspended you
it's such [ __ ] oh yeah irons is
there I don't know if we can call him a
pedophile he gave a very strong
pedophile vibes in the last game when he
was going after sherry he ought to pin a
medal on you for making it out of that
hellhole back in July of course you're
going to poke around and ask questions
about it I hope you're not mad at me for
keeping my head down everything's been
happening so fast stars was the pride of
the force when the chief disbanded us
out of nowhere I thought for sure I was
going to lose my job
word has it you're planning to leave
Raccoon City I figured you wouldn't take
the suspension lying down just promise
you to watch your back or just promise
to watch your back all right
umbrella won't sit by while you try to
dismantle the business take care Jill
I heard a noise Brad Vickers Brad
Vickers we know Brad Vickers right PS
had to slip this message to the pizza
guy to avoid detection enjoy the extra
large mega meat supreme it's on me and
the guys that sounds oddly innuendos
don't worry Jill just handle our double
meat spectacular hello there we go oh
that's creepy looking hello liquid
concealer you don't need a gel your skin
is flawless you're a queen my zombie
killing queen let's do it character
month is great though yeah a third
person baby it's tired of being inside
my own head what else we got here yeah I
guess makeup
you got some toothpaste where's your
toothbrush though that's important hello
you've reached the Jill residence
raccoon milk drink raccoon milk gross
have you ever tried to milk a raccoon
tired they got tiny little nipples we
can't hear you Jill hello
all right let me grab my holy [ __ ]
um hi immediately what ow
my beautiful bones oh there you gonna do
[ __ ] your Weiss out watch out
holy [ __ ] Jesus Christ I don't think
this would happen immediately take all
the plants that are round three hurts
excellent dodging Jim excellent just the
best he came through the [ __ ] wall
and that's not gonna stop him all right
luckily this is all lined out for me
what the [ __ ] is happening everyone what
the [ __ ] is up Kyle Jesus
hi oh god he's terrifying
hey don't touch me what you're making me
scoot the boot Jill
you're gonna become a Jill sandwich
that's a great ass shot oh man this is
awesome
go that oh wow
God might perfectly sculpted ass okay go
go go go go go a little faster no joke
just a little classic Dancy god damn it
oh he's so cool
oh Jesus Oh [ __ ] hell Go Go Jill go oh
this is so weird
Oh Vegas
he's saying stars I like it
okay oh mama those in tanks those so
cool
man this engine so pretty I love it I'm
coming you okay
came to find out but right now it's got
a hard-on for the only two stars left in
town you and me I'm not sticking around
just look around you
the longer we wait the more screwed
wheel that lip-syncing is awful yeah
[Music]
I love all the color that's going on
wait command team Mars Carol Isles
off-duty disaster air combat 1942 and
bad luck gain I want to see those movies
even if the t-virus got out like that
how would the place go to [ __ ] like this
so fast nice oh pretty
oh so nice do you want my liquid
concealer let's go back to my apartment
to get it Jack it's made its destined to
be y'all go to the Winchester for a pint
and wait for this to blow over
no I don't or we still Jean always to
repaper go wait brides and resi one
isn't he Oh Bradley he got bitten it oh
good
don't mind if I yes no I thought you
were gonna be Brad I can't I can't shoot
Brad I can't do it I can show you no
problem though you're fighting fried
rice oh I'm not fighting all of them go
chill that's this shit's crazy hi hello
crazy right
okay thank you
No
right
there's a helicopter waiting to take you
to safety parking garage isn't far the
only place he's gonna get killed by
something there's gonna be something
else in there with him sir I appreciate
you wanting to isolate yourself
it's what's your name
Jotaro Kujo
I'd rather starve to death in here to be
eaten by one of those undead monsters
now leave me alone okay
there's some sort of poetry in I'd
rather starve than be eaten on my way hi
hi sorry just gonna scoot by ah
don't leave me dirty mouth stinky chick
vehicle height clearance 8 4 2 inches
damn I can't make it through too tall I
need a ticket Ruby he took it no keep
your ticket with you I think ah
stinky kick him to kick him rain is do
like oh you tryna you're trying to mess
with Jill you're trying to vibe right
now
oh god this feels like there's mouse
acceleration on hate Mouse acceleration
run Joe run
bingo bingo no no think no thing
give him the pouf nice doing well
catch your breath there Jill you got
short hair
we had grab it
Hey
can do and you will do gonna do am I
missing anything right not picking this
stuff this just feels really oh Jesus
Wow Jill could get Nathan Drake a run
for his money
oh [ __ ] oh hell yeah drive over from
jail [ __ ] him oh let's go
[ __ ] him up he's not there go stinky I
don't want it [ __ ] it up [ __ ] me up Jill
holy [ __ ] [ __ ] rectum that's what's
up Jill Jill be my violet Oh Jill he's
getting back up you wanna you wanna do
something about that
he came her to this a lot better than
you he's got strong these healthy ball
was he drinks his milk oh nice what a
reveal okay back it on up there Jill
Jill a little faster now
holy [ __ ] fellows being dead what do you
call us now I'm saying come on let's get
you someplace safe
so he caught the rocket that was so
awesome or badass
maybe nemesis instead I think we're in
the clear
hope so we've been bringing survivors
here here where my guys have converted
some subway cars into a shelter it's
safe I'm fine yeah Carlos dream boat
okay I get it
let's go oh this is where they come on
the demo kind of why's skull stalker
adrift in space tyrant for us we got I
want to see these movies disaster time
to get started
who wants the first ticket to hell you
can't come to hell that's my animal
crossing island you got to get a nook
miles ticket or a dodo coat but it's no
zombie he knows what it wants it won't
stop till it gets it don't you like that
in a man no thanks he's all yours
where's the lip-syncing really [ __ ]
promise you're in good hands
I'm with the Umbrella biohazard
countermeasure service a BCS for short
are you [ __ ] kidding me you guys are
the ones who caused all of this whoa
what are you talking about no we're just
here to help
what's wrong with umbrella what's wrong
with umbrellas Oh God
your company is responsible for
infecting everyone yeah I don't know
anything about all that you don't have
to trust me but I'm going to the shelter
coming are you common hell yeah I'm
Carlos it's this way then follow your
glorious head of hair anywhere
those beautiful biceps plus you got an
automatic weapon that is pretty good an
automatic way but it's gonna knock down
some zombies pretty well party party
party hey let's play with me I'm the one
doing a let's play well robots to pass
humanity Science Forum jims crabs Jim's
got crabs everyone Big E I want to go
see Big E in concert captain it's fine
young lady could use our help big door
you didn't even think the worst fine
young she is an elite operative of our
PT special tactics and Rescue Service
her name is something Valentine it's
Jill nice to meet you Jill
I am UBC as platoon leader Michael
Victor my team was sent here to rescue
civilians Oh Mitchell this city is
completely cut off isolated most of the
hundred thousand civilians will wind up
dead correction Undead
my platoon has suffered serious losses
just keeping them alive is more than I
can manage well you can thank your
corporate overlords for that yes well we
are doing all we can if we can get this
subway train moving we can have a q8
some survivors but we need help my men
cannot do this alone she's so cool
looking all right I'm in but I want
their side not yours wait that's cool we
all want the same thing
Thank You Jill eyes up here buddy
supercoppa there you go
we can use this to stay in contact I
know what a radio is the character
models are really damn nice you head up
to street level you'll find supplies
there all right the lip-synching out of
the cutscenes is garbage
anyway that's not why we're here we're
here to see Biggie and concert and Astro
crunch for cadets of all ages except if
you eat them as an adult your loser I'm
a crafting guide yeah gunpowder times
two is for handgun gunpowder a
high-grade gunpowder and high-grade
twice for mag ammo
all right I don't think I'm gonna get a
mag anytime soon but that would be ever
so tasty this musics great though freak
cinema
that's right belong this year's tough
for them Sam hands is the butler of the
Dead that's scary stop trying to scare
me video game all right so this is the
demo we've done this I know what this
all is the cannibal murders a complete
digests in the gray of the morning on
September 25th the frantic caller
telephoned the RPD the real proud dads
force to report an assault a man
described as disheveled like a vagrant
was attacking a passerby north of the
Lambs Museum of Art the responding
officers discovered the mutilated corpse
of a woman by some dumpsters nearby
dozens of bite marks covered her body
and she had been dismembered suggesting
she had been eaten the other known
incident of this of its kind occurred in
Raccoon City this month I mean it could
have just been a weird creepy bastard it
doesn't have to be anything got to do
with the virus some people are just
weird
so whodunit uh who's been munching on
man steak who's been noshing on some
dead
we here at News comet have annoying
feeling that the so called cannibal
disease patients Spencer Memorial has
been providing free treatment for since
August might not be settling for just a
cafeteria food hate that sentence is all
over the place our reporters have
infiltrated Spencer Memorial asked the
tough questions and come back with
horror stories that will make your
stomach royal for the patient's key oh
man I wanna start is paid for school
okay music awesome working on it so
what's the plan copy that
let's do this fast why is your voice so
familiar
who's our voice actress a green herb and
did not our green herb I'm going to I'm
going to complain these green herbs to
make her double herb and in a conical
binder gunpowder to make a double powder
on NMS Matt about oh I need something to
open this our new lockpick did she'll
get lock picking this like in resi one I
mean some of resi one everyone got me to
play because she really loves it the
remake of it
so I played somewhere I played a couple
hours of it but I didn't get very far
but I know that Jill gets special
lockpick an extra inventory space ok and
he suffered this commemorating the grand
opening of the kite Rose like I could
get this working if I plug in the right
whatever it is there right whatever it
is don't worry Jo will get it that
that's the way her name is actually
prince costumes has been added let me
have been at it use the option to change
characters outfits what I get all of the
classic Jew
that's cool those Carlos is classic hair
ooh I love this mop top man at least now
I should be able to remember how to get
stuff or the air moving hi how do you
ever drink anything with a mouth like
that okay can you go down and then we
use the knife knife knife and Jill yeah
oh come on oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it oh bugger huh
you got stabbed in the back of the head
[ __ ] I am very violent today you know a
nemesis came to my house didn't even
knock
he was busting through the wall worst
knock knock joke I've ever heard but
Danny he turned himself into a pickle
and it was the funniest [ __ ] I've ever
seen I'm gonna be not gonna get all the
dolls all the little bobblehead things
because number one there's a [ __ ] ton of
them and two I don't care I'll get them
if I see them Oh nuts
do you know what's going on by chance
either of you I'm just gonna stab you
until I get my answers stabby stabby
this is how we do it Irish sty stop stop
that's good I think you learned your
lesson imma kick this gate down now so
you know how badass I am
we're like raccoons shitty right now
you feel me gamers also these really
wish you could shoot them but you can I
trade in the demo you have to get
probably a lockpick honestly for a key
or a bolt cutters probably gonna be
something like that you know do some
bolt cutters thank you
I'll save this for some shotgun ammo I
wonder does the shotgun still gonna be
in the same place Carlos I've reached
the Main Avenue
yeah what movie is it is it tangled or
summers like you look like a tall glass
of water can't remember is really funny
you gotta put this out okay pee on it
oh no it's like with Justin Bieber's in
concert and all the people want better
[ __ ] face during that cutscene Jesus
come on a meta better but I aim at a
better swimmer hey hey oh yeah you don't
actually have to burn them in this
either right did you have to burn them
in rezzie too because I was a new
mechanic oh no you went back and played
resi 1 they actually have to set them on
fire to make sure they never got back up
again hi Karen
can you go down now Karen thank you
Karen much appreciated Karen I'm a step
you write your crotch I hope that's okay
you don't seem to be making a fuss over
it at least hey you better better better
better better swing batter batter
come one of your heads explode
come on not miss my shots all the people
would be great cool I never have to
worry about you again
oh god you died with your head up his
ass I don't care what happens in the
zombie apocalypse that's indecent
exposure are you dead
I'm just making sure I think well he's
already dead
I'm just making him double dead talk
double-dated of them do the Dibble dome
doughnuts please I would like some
doughnuts yep
y'all got any more of those powdered
sugar ones that look like [ __ ] ie what's
wrong with me why am i advocating for
cocaine ah I need a lock Oh pickle a
lock will pick away all right cool safe
room a fancy box
we're shits gonna get a little annoying
later on cuz unless I start getting some
upgrades for my inventory space but
let's put the ammo in and the red yeah
let me get the fancy Bob why is your
decide is fancy Bob I know how to
[ __ ] examine a box
Tommy or little tiny bugs ooh a red
jewel an imitation Ruby looks like it's
made to be slotted into something
y'all's ass okay I'm gonna put the red
jewel in here because I can't really do
anything else is there right now if you
know I'm saying there's gonna be a lot
of back-and-forth
we'll come back at some point all right
look at those doughnuts beautiful
there's there's the boys right there
they're great hello people watching at
home
hello donut please yes this one I want I
know you can't do everything Karen
folks say Karen come on all right
everybody everybody gather up everybody
group picture let's do this together
nice perfect for nods but we're gonna
have to try it again cuz [ __ ] Jeffrey
here didn't get in he wasn't in
formation I'm gonna stab him in the dick
until he understands eat it Jeffrey
anything around this way hello hello yes
I do like that I'm saying it before how
you know you just pick up stuff and then
it goes into your inventory if you've
made multiple of it but no it's kind of
annoying is that you can't combine stuff
on the fly now like if I pick up a red
herb and I've no space for it I can't
put it on top of a green herb I don't
think so
also can I just point out how everything
went to [ __ ] it seems like a lot of
stuff went to [ __ ] over time like this
dudes in a stretcher and all this [ __ ]
is all a crash everything who did you'll
not notice any of this until nemesis
showed up what's the whole place covered
[ __ ] sorry I'm just so nonchalant you
taking a bad guys naps it's so awesome
dirty dirty stinky hurry
[ __ ] it anyway
what's the point of even tapping if I
don't get out of it completely okay okay
I was literally trying to get away [ __ ]
me this is such a waste I'm not wasting
bullets on you because I want to kill
you with the knife but if this is how
you're gonna be okay I got the green
herb Karen you [ __ ] ostrich oh I knew
it oh I knew it
dick stay out
okay back off because these guys like to
be Sookie all right
are you dead now he's dead no need to
worry about it anymore let's choose your
medicine carefully I don't think anyone
listen to that oh let's go my face why
not let's stack up on drugs
oh and bleach you got any bleach your
brother corporation is such a good name
for a company and something like this
now what was the code nine
oh it's changed it was like nine one
eight or something before 93 seven left
right left 90 37 I knew Karen provide
slain you're not allowed to talk to the
[ __ ] manager I don't even work here
Karen all right
your belly's all cut open now and the
dolls aren't in the same place there was
20 of them in the demo course I'm
differing $20 nine three seven nineteen
you seven left right left nine three
seven left right left nine three seven
I thought zombieman came out are you day
I'm just making sure that steps up what
I say
Irish sent wait this is where he comes
out I knew all right stumble man how you
like this huh
you like it step alright he's down
another one bites the dust as they would
say alright so employees metal whitens
getting worse and worse these past few
days got a shot go and cut the chain
busted out whatever yes you know he for
this or lockpick again Hand Grenade very
nice let's combine these cause I'm gonna
get a shotgun soon and
what's it open Jill okay he'd add key
thing for that as well.you Bend of a
power outage
oh yeah this didn't make this I blew
over this immediately in the demo cuz I
knew I'd never have to do it once Power
has been restored please use the control
panel to confirm the stations at which
the train will stop as well as the track
segments which will be used if the route
entered isn't safe an error will occur
it's already gonna be pretty
straightforward right okay I gotta do
something else it who
rafi man yeah whatever I have to come
back here anyway dog double-dip double
double dome owner of the dimmsdale
dimmadome rose you could do that whole
song would be so cool sounding I
everyone call me a pig look [ __ ] the
door Jill good it was the same as when I
played the demo this section looks so
[ __ ] good
okay Jill you holding up okay yeah you
gotta you gotta stay case of the owies I
feel you maybe you should actually use
I'll use this why not free up space and
then put are you in for now and you know
and actually I can put the hose in
because I'm coming back this way
nice efficiency is key speed is also key
but that's so old-school now hold on a
jiminy I feel like I had the
bolt-cutters by now already oh it's up
in here up in here up in here y'all
gonna make me lose my mind
kick the dork or down is whatever no
Jill Valentine
oh come on dude make me waste my
boolean's
[ __ ] hassle kid I know you're dead
but I'm just making sure this house is
clear
ninety-three seven left right left 93
seven
was it this way nine nine three seven
booyaka Bullock cool red dot sight
combined with gun make it you are you
are you are you a terror in the life I'm
making sure okay you're a dead you
certifiably dead
yeah yeah yeah we read this and I
already got it dude I'm a legend who
compadre what am I having a hard time
finding the bolt cutters I find it
immediately when I play the demo show
you talk about how I played the demo
more there's me all I can say Oh much
much is it good crunch crunch the bones
March March to meet don't forget to
stroke the shaft to cradle the balls
though unless they don't have those I'm
just gonna do whatever you want preform
it
Jim's got crabs oh I don't need the bolt
cutters for the thing this time that
would make a lot of sense I've been most
of my ass like over these bolt cutters
that don't actually exist here now it
was just in the demo that they existed
there Jim got crabs I have to let
everybody know it's a public service
announcement that's the pole cutters are
around but we can progress a little bit
at least let's put you back in
neither firehose I also want to take the
grenade maybe throw it at somebody's
face [ __ ] it oh I've been led to believe
one thing and now you're pulling the
wool over my eyes Oh cam down yeah yeah
yeah I know dude suck it that's a high
quality h2o but he's not gonna show up
here now is he so uh this is all
different
and another thing room I couldn't just
come here and do this or whatever
we're here now we're getting it done
[Music]
great in the name of the law
my name is Jill Valentine should I open
this this might be bad actually today am
i stupid I can go back right here
come on don't look at me like that all
right I'm not in the face what the [ __ ]
was infected he might have been infected
Oh stars dis soft
what are you PCs killing your own people
he would have turned where's your sense
of self-preservation you're back to the
subway station I don't need a bleeding
heart like you getting in the woods
wow just wow this poor man he had a
family probably and it was really good
looking maybe I couldn't it was a lot of
blood in his face I couldn't really see
him and you just turned him down like
yesterday's meat for shame whoever you
are force James shut up
riced if it's not you're trying to gnaw
on my legs is he just trying to gnaw on
my ear with your voice Jim got crabs
let you guys munching on stop live God I
really wished it was a red barrel
somewhere [ __ ]
put down sir okay
I'm you're wasting all my bullets you're
just the worst just the worst
you did okay good Oh to parents for one
it's a two-on-one Karen special.i Karen
would love that a good bargain Steve
bites Laura shotgun shells and a hand
grenade
maybe you should put some stuff back you
know I think my shotgun Oh we'll be fine
don't even worry about it lads Oh
that-a-girl chill pokey
sharkon please and thank you nice hell
yeah
Oh y'all gonna learn today y'all gonna
learn today hmm I'm usually shot Green
out [ __ ] you up all right I guess I go
back to where it was hi
I missed you you big sexy Matt I missed
you look at that perfectly sculpted ass
there can be only one
everyone wants to be Jill's Valentine
it's kind of cute but also just get your
own thing you know okay let's follow
this guy wherever he went and whoever he
is
where'd he go did he draw this he misses
his sister that day he definitely drew
this that looks exactly like him what
you think that was the guy I just talked
to who shot his friend Brenda I don't
know if they're friends maybe hated that
guy it's kind of like purge rules are
you gonna get up I don't think he's
gonna get up uvcs suicide note oh I
probably should have picked this up
first well actually that doesn't matter
you can still turn the Middle East
Eastern Europe East Africa I thought I
knew what hell was figured I'd never
crack no matter what was thrown at me
but this job this one was supposed to be
easy
a quick wage I'd earned it this all
happened at once there were 30 guys in
our squad all armed with
state-of-the-art assault rifles and yet
we were wiped out in less than 48 hours
I've been through enough [ __ ] to know it
only ever gets worse and if that was
just the beginning
the art assault rifles and yu-er why
don't you listen 48 hours I've been
through enough [ __ ] to know it only if
ever gets worse Thank You Siri for
repeating everything that I just said
maybe I'm a coward I don't care this is
the only way out I have left I just hope
my body doesn't get back up after I
pulled the trigger it's okay buddy if it
does and make sure you go out with
dignity
electricians notice public use
generators provided by Raccoon City
electrician skills choose the ongoing
power outages the guild has decided to
provisionally place a number of electric
generators throughout the city everyone
is welcome to use them but remember
these generators are running high
voltage currents if you were if one were
to be struck or impacted by gunfire
anything standing nearby will get
electrocuted
nemesis maybe you got that if you see
generators spitting sparks don't go near
it don't do anything stupid safety first
as the saying goes if we make it through
this mess I'll have plenty of boosted
generators for sale American prices your
neighborhood an electrician Sam oh
thanks Sam what I'll add oh this looks
bad
clicking shoot these Oh God sure can
[ __ ] dago's the dogs are the worst
they're so fast they get up all up in
your [ __ ] what happens you shout all
over this hi nice to have you do the
fence
that would be a negative on that hi how
y'all doing y'all good
cool good to see you good to see you
thanks for coming up good to see that's
the way forward probably but I want to
go the way secrets my secret sniffers
were tingling see now I have an extra
gun powder that I can't really combine
on the fly can I
Gardi there are more though whoo
down you go nice nice
right in the ass the left Butchie that's
where everyone's weak point is if you
stab someone at the left foot chicken
off it's a lie the left buttcheek lie
oh okay I know I have a Dodge but I also
have a gun where you at Susan hmm
[ __ ] soft actually she bit stay down
boy
I don't want to get I don't want to see
you getting back up again thank you nice
nice right in the taint right in the
taint got it whoo okay that could have
gone better
I can Oh niceness ah
that really helps okay it's a better
inventory system I like it
what's up here now yeah but I don't have
a green to go with it I just have a
triple green hip pouch yes baby
nice [ __ ] yeah actually I take this out
combined beautiful beautiful and in
store I can take you out and combine you
with that yes yes yes sounds good
fax from substation chief to all
employees in response to the violent
outbreaks across the city we've
implemented an intentional power outage
once the situation has been brought
under control please activate the four
breakers
ASAP as possible once that stood and
turn on the main power switch in the
control room to reactivate the part of
it okay
activate four breakers main power switch
okay you got it chief
oh this is where the air so the door is
here wait this is the thing right here
then is that where we go out just one at
the straight down second right and then
first right all the way around okay well
you don't smell with your mind I don't
even want to knows about it okay
great herbes they work it was starting
to look like Chad was never gonna come
back from his rounds but then he turned
into alpha Chad so I poked my head in
there and [ __ ] me next thing I know I
got so got a maggot squirtman down my
throat ooh I was gagging and heaving
those little bastards didn't seem to
mind knowing they just wouldn't come up
I was staying around like a madman then
I saw it my green her oh what grandma
had once told me the world was gonna
roll me and I ain't the sharpest tool in
the shed but she said the green herbs
are a natural bug deterrent so I grabbed
one shoved it down my gob and swallowed
and what do you know the little things
never or didn't want to be in there
anymore I have never been so happy to
throw up I'm gonna head back out there
and look for Chad he's the real alpha
the by anyone else ceases forever eat
your greens that's a good message that's
a very good message zombie nay all right
breaker breaker on the light you're the
new york trans in your life if my train
comes off the track pick it up pick it
up pick it up fancy box you
uh excuse me oh my god so if I get
covered in maggots do I have to eat a
green herb oh no that's bad that's bad
that's bad a lockpick save the day Jill
the lockpick is ours that means I am
going back pull up the key that the high
voltage area has gone missing and
earliest we'll be able to get a
replacement is in next week and the
interim a lockpick will be provided we
only will have one lockpick so please
see it in carrying case at all times
when you're not using it
Oh Oh for them I'm Jill Valentine I
don't need to care about this stuff now
please could you all check just once
more that you did not accidentally take
the key home and if you happen to find
it please talk to Kate in admin all
right and if she's not in then talk to
Karen Karen will definitely have it okay
let's go back and open up all the stuff
that we missed and then we can progress
through that this is infinite use right
nice angle yes excellent realizin coming
back this way anyway but now I'm here so
might as well I want the items now
basically I don't want to have to wait
because a lot of this stuff might come
in handy yeah this one what was in you
Oh shotgun shells I expected something
much better like a motorbike or a pack
of Digimon cards cuz that was kind of
stinky honestly I don't know come in
handy later it's whatever that's behind
door number this one first aid spray
nice now we go all the way back Jim's
got crabs so what I could follow this
thing you know but we all know I'm gonna
go down every Avenue anyway just to make
sure these are miss any secrets you know
I'm all about them secrets got a lock
pick this first though so nice to just
have a lockpick that does not break yeah
you know if the fiddle with that's
infinite uses Oh what the [ __ ] is that
oh that's the mic it's done the next
thing huh oh but I don't have to waste
all God's I know how to get it out but I
really need to keep this three [ __ ]
stack that I have
we're just waiting until you're more
hurt how does that feel Jill is that
good
I'm sorry I don't want to do this to you
no God I'm lady you guys [ __ ] suck
okay you're still on caution you're
still fine this is okay Jill I'm I said
I'm in danger
okay that was [ __ ] disgusting Jill
keep that to yourself
Oh [ __ ]
nice okay there should be one right down
at the end okay maybe it's not worth
wasting my shotgun I'm all over this ah
but this think he's in the way
somebody's gonna come out of somewhere
oh come on really as I'm [ __ ] doing
it ah good
Wow you guys suck lordy Lordy lordy okay
that's it can I have this oh I can't
pick it up from here oh god I'm gonna
die no god jesus [ __ ] christ they're
everywhere
[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not gonna be able to get
the health in time I'm in danger come on
Jill
a little faster now Jill
it's right up ahead it's right there
wait can it actually kill you or so just
get you really weak and then they finish
you off your fine joke em down all right
I should be using these so what's the
point of showing me like hey the
generators are in this general area this
is all gonna suck anyway you you you
don't touch it don't stick your dick in
that how did this happen
you put a virus in people and then
suddenly you [ __ ] crazy monsters
everywhere
I need more health thank you
well they're gonna come out of somewhere
oh don't you [ __ ] worry about it all
as soon as I touch this or not
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
when is something creepy we're walled
portholes nah I ain't about that life
okay where's the last one you know
Chad's notes finally we'll all learn
what it's like to be an alpha Chad what
happened to this place I've seen some
strange [ __ ] over the past few days some
strange bugs building their nests that
metallic mail smell wafting through the
vents but [ __ ] if we didn't all go
straight to hell overnight I need to
check in on my mouth town but the boss
says I can't leave till they drop all
the breakers Scott damn it better finish
up quick so I can get out of here well
[ __ ] me my stomach hurts so much I can
hardly move at the last break or a big
already bastion of the bug got the drop
I mean shove a big [ __ ] tube down my
throat it was the size of a giant [ __ ]
whatever I managed to get away something
I've kept Bob from vomiting on the spot
[ __ ] it hurts feels like something's
moving inside well then then together
can't believe half of you well uh it
hurts it hurts so much that I'm bad that
I stopped to write all of this out and
not actually seek medical assistance
like I'm gonna tear apart Nene this is
like for me I love you mama oh yeah oh
and I'll do it to you
oh yeah for sure
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okay yeah how about we just take a nice
little step a nice little step down here
this weird wall pothole
I seen you oh oh I see you oh I see you
for sure uh-huh uh-huh oh I st. you hold
hold
hell yes oh hey you short card thanks
guys you know you
Wow I was gonna say you're not also bad
but you [ __ ] shook oh it's the wrong
way ah [ __ ] I was like I hear him but I
don't see him oh no I'm in don't share
go go go you go go go
Gillian go go wait wait Oh shame that
that sucks more than toss boys tooth
okay all that leaves is the main power
switch uh-huh
yeah that's all the leaves click it oh
nice I feel like it might shut off the
power again
god damn Jill you're such a badass
wish I could be as cool as you oh right
well I'm gonna leave this episode here
this is great I'm glad we did it
together I took way too much damage in
there but it's fine
cuz eating your greens and your reds and
whatever get you back to full health so
far I really like this game it's very
different than resi 2 because there's a
lot more action heavy it's like yeah we
know you know what the zombies are no
there's no point trying to like make
them creep around corners and hide in
shadows that kind of stuff anymore
because you've seen it so this one is i
i'd say resi 2 is like when I say that I
mean remake to remake 2 is like Dead
Space 1 and this is like Dead Space 2
where it's all still the same good stuff
it controls better a lot of this stuff
is a lot more fluid like I'm able to
dodge and stuff now but it's a lot more
action heavy the sort of horror elements
are still there but they're not the main
focus of the game anymore which is
absolutely totally fine I'm excited to
see where the rest of this goes I'm
excited to see how it kind of pans out
again I don't know the story to it um
but nemesis so far is cool and we want
to eat kind of gone up against them once
and that was sort of cutscene II so
alright scripted elements so I'm very
excited to play more of this game I hope
you guys are excited to watch it if you
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you look a little dirty there do
you need a shower