- Hi, I'm Dietrich. - And I'm Daniel.
- And we're playing Would You Rather?
- Oh, I hope this isn't horse semen.
Cheers! (glasses clinking)
(upbeat synth music)
(both gagging)
- Bring the bucket! (retching)
♪ I'll tell you all the secrets after this vial of truth ♪
Take the cup, take the cup!
(Daniel laughs) - Take the cup.
(vomiting)
- [Director] Would you explain the show to me?
What do you guys know about it?
- We're playing a series of Would You Rather scenarios.
They're gonna be like,
"Hey, would you rather do this horrible thing,
or this horrible thing?"
We gotta, as a team, figure out which one we want to do.
- Figure it out, as a team. - Yeah, yeah.
From what we're told,
we're gonna get a really cool prize.
- Yeah!
Which otherwise, I don't know why we'd be doing this.
- [Director] There is a way to lose.
If you guys don't choose the Would You Rather option,
that the internet chooses, you guys don't get the prize,
and have to do the other Would You Rather.
- So if.
- Wait, even if we do both of 'em,
we still don't get a prize?
- [Director] Your prize is doing the second option.
- Oh, fuck you!
- [Director] All right, are you guys ready
for your Would You Rather?
- I guess, yeah.
- [Director] All right, here you guys go.
- Would you rather drink a smoothie
made of everything off the McDonald's menu
or deep fry everything off the McDonald's menu?
(Dietrich groans) Oh God.
- The whole? - This is gonna be bad.
There's, okay, there's 20 breakfast items,
there's six burgers, and then.
- Oh, they have salads too?
- Okay, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.
(Daniel gags)
- [Dietrich] I mean honestly.
- I don't wanna puke from flavors being disgusting,
I'd rather puke from over consumption.
- As far as volume goes, eating all of that food
would be difficult fitting it inside of our stomachs.
- [Woman] Exactly, exactly.
Just would be better to drink it.
I think you're just gonna be able to digest a lot better
because it's broken down for you and that's great!
- And that's kind of the issue that I'm having right now,
is that I'm pretty much drinking vomit.
- Mm-hmm. - [Woman] Right.
- [Director] So did you guys make a decision?
- Yeah we made a decision.
- [Director] What is it?
- We're gonna do the smoothie.
- [Director] Whoo! (bottle popping)
- Fuck yeah.
- Hi there, I have somewhat of a large order.
- So can I have, gosh.
Can I have all of the food items from the menu?
- [Congregation] Yeah!
- They are very accommodating,
I was really expecting to take more.
- Yeah. - Oh, everything? Ok.
Does this happen often?
Where you get such a big order?
Really? (descending whistling)
$154.20
So when I looked at the menu, there was at least
four, six options we didn't even count
so we're close to 80.
- [Congregation] 80 items.
- Jesus Christ, that's a lot.
(sighing)
(techno drums)
- [Daniel] This one appears to have caramelized onions
or just old-ass onions.
- [Off-Camera Man] Shove those in there.
- Sure, sure, go ahead.
- [Off-Camera Man] It doesn't even matter.
(blender mixing)
- [Off-Camera Man] We're gonna tuck that right down.
- Crank it up a little bit.
- [Daniel] So it's starting to look like cole slaw.
(gagging)
I'll grab that.
This is already a bad sign.
That's bad sign.
- Oh no! (laughing)
Oh no!
- It's not a drink, it's not a drink.
- [Daniel] No, no, no, no!
(blender mixing)
- Oh, did you see that bubble?
(synth music)
- [Off-Camera Man] There we go.
- Alright, ready? Here we go.
(spitting)
Nope.
(laughing)
- [Off-Camera Man] You guys wanna chaser?
- Like I got it in my mouth.
And it was not going past my tongue.
- [Off-Camera Man] Oh you guys are doing it!
(vomiting)
- [Off-Camera Man] A quarter of the way through.
- There was so much volume in that one,
I didn't even see it!
(laughing)
Bottoms up!
Is this what you wanted, Blaine?
- That's all I drank?
I puked way more than that!
- You did, you threw up a lot!
This is undoubtedly the lowest I've ever been.
- It just tastes too much like vomit.
Holy shit.
(clapping)
- Alright, you've inspired me.
- ♪ I believe I can fly ♪
Oh fuck.
Your body's telling you,
"Don't you dare put this in me."
- Yeah, like, bro. - Yeah.
- Alright. - Yup.
- L'chaim! - L'chaim!
Yeah!
There it was, baby!
(clapping)
- [Off-Camera Man] Do you guys wanna celebrate?
- No.
- [Blaine] 56 people out of 100 said they would,
"Eat it all deep fried."
(airhorn blasting)
- Jesus Christ!
(airhorn blasting)
- [Off-Camera Man] Are you fuckin'.
- What?
- [Off-Camera Man] You guys lost.
- For real right now?
- That's not fake, you can't fake that.
This is genuinely all for not.
- [Off-Camera Man] Are you guys ready
to get back into the go back to the drive-thru?
- No, no.
- [Off-Camera Man] Alright, let's go!
- Hi there, I was in a little bit earlier today
and I ordered every single item on the menu?
And I need to do that again.
Oh that's a nice golden brown
that we're looking for right there.
- Shake that fry basket now.
- C'mon now!
Do we have to eat all this?
- [Dietrich] Oh no.
(burping)
I think I need to go to the hospital.
- I think I need a.
I was just gonna say, I think I need a fucking doctor.
♪ I'll tell you all the secrets after this vial of truth ♪
♪ 'Cause I respect ya and lying would be uncouth ♪