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- Why do you always make such
horrible decisions in horror movies?
It's not cool to split up!
- Why do you freak out when black people are cast
to play white fictional characters?
- What's the big deal if Idris Elba plays James Bond?
I would go see it twice.
- Why is a big butt and big lips
considered attractive on a white woman
but they're unattractive on a black woman?
- Do y'all really think Miley
is the one who created twerking?
Really?
- Why am I supposed to teach you how to twerk?
I don't know how to twerk.
- Why is it that white people always act
as though they have "discovered" a new trend
when people of color have been doing it for virtually years?
- Why is it when a black woman wears her hair natural
it's seen as inappropriate,
but when a white woman does, it's praised?
- This is the hair that I was born with,
so you wearing it as a trend is not cute.
- Like, could you appropriate my student loans?
Can you take that off my hands?
- Why is it that white crime is seen as an isolated incident
but black crime is a representation of my entire community?
- When we see a story on TV about a white serial killer,
I don't automatically assume that
all white people must be serial killers too.
- Why does talking about race
make you feel so uncomfortable?
- Is it because you think that you'll be perceived
as racist if you talk about race?
- You don't really believe that racism is over
because we have a black president, do you?
- Why is it so easy for you to notice
when there are no white people around,
but you hardly ever notice
when there are no black people around?
- Why is your goal to be colorblind?
- There's so many different types of people in the world,
yet you can't see color?
- Why do you want to say the n-word so badly?
- If I don't use it, what makes you think you can?
- Why do you always want to touch our hair?
- Who told you it was okay to touch people
without their permission?
- Why do you feel like having one black friend
makes you a cultural expert or not a racist?
- Is your only black friend comfortable
with being the reason why you can't be racist?
- By that logic, then I'm not racist.
I have a ton of white friends.
- Why do you feel comfortable cursing at your parents?
- Why do you kiss your dogs on the mouth?
- How come you can't pronounce black names like Quvenzhané,
but can say names like Schwarzenegger, Galifianakis,
and LaBeouf just fine?
- Why do you feel like all lions' lives matter
but black lives don't?
- Why is a lion's life in Africa more important
than the lives of black people here in America?
What did Simba ever do for you?
- I get it, Lion King was an awesome movie.
But so was Selma, and so was Malcolm X.
- Why is it so hard for you to acknowledge your privilege?
- How does it feel to not be the spokesperson
for your entire race at any given time?
- Must be nice.
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