some people move on
but not us
not us
we've got to show these boys how we do it
you ready?
higher, further, faster, baby
higher.
further.
faster.
*cool noises*
higher.
further.
faster.
hahaaaa
try to keep up.
Whoop!
I'm dealing with
I'm the necessary shock to the system.
I am human evolutionary change.
bulletproof
superhuman
"who the hell are you?"
bad guy
the mission has been compromised
we need help
our target's name is Brixton
he's a ghost
we're gonna need
the best trackers in the business
Luke Hobbs
"I'm what you call an ice cold can of whoop ass"
career lawman
always gets his guy
we're gonna need to operate outside the system
Deckerd Shaw
I'm what you might call a "champagne problem"
rogue former MI6 agent
doesn't play well with others
if we stand a chance against Brixton
you guys have to work together
both: no way-- this guy's a real assho *RADIOSCREECH*
why can't we be friends? why can't we be friends? (song)
this job requires stealth
look at you
I'm trying to save the world
which, for the record....
...would be my fourth time
*ding*
'cause I'm really good at it
you have no idea what we're dealing with
Hobbs and Shaw
you want a war?
you've got one
remember me?
on my three?
sure
one, two, THREE
GAAAAA
*intensity*
*cute music playing*
*intensity*
*fuck you*
three shocks will kill a man
here we go, it's a 'bad guy speech'
no
you had to open your big mouth, didn't ya, huh?
yeah, I thought it was a cool thing to say in the moment
*techno-electro music*
*same music but cool beat*
I'd rather rule in hell
than serve in heaven
there are watchers all over the city
destroy the girl called the Alita
don't underestimate who I am
you know how sometimes
things line up?
coincidences?
since we've been up here
they've been happening...
...more and more
it's like there's this black cloud
hanging over us
there's a family in our driveway
who is that?
uhhhhuhh
*scuuuu*
*screeeee*
*scream*
run
*d-d-d-d-d-d-*
what are you people?
*scream*
it's us
*you've got a friend in me* (song)
wow this place is amazing!
wasn't Buzz gonna meet us here?
he must be held up somewhere
hey up here, astro boy
if you think you can take our 'top prize spot'
you're wrong
dead wrong
help me get out of here
I'll help you
with my FOOT
WOW YEAH how you like THAT, cheater?
oh oh
to infinity and.... MY FOOT!! BOOYAH
in the vacuum of space, they can actually
SCREEEEEE
OWWW
phone ringing
good morning June Bailey operation: wonder park is a go
they said it couldn't be done
but behold:
who said it couldn't be done
they
who's they?
it's just an expression! don't bust me on a technicality
woahhhhhhhhh
brake brake brake
cat screech
uh oh
I never want you to stop using your imagination
but do it without wrecking the neighborhood
do you ever feel like Wonderpark is real?
of course it could be
you can create anything you imagine
why is this here?
I'm in Wonder Park
hello?
RUNFORYOURLIFE
skip it to safety, skip it to safety
what is going on?
chimpan-zombies
are tearing apart the park
we need to fight back
seems I have backed into the middle of something
backing out
beep
it's time to bring Wonder Park back to life
who's with me?
ow
I still believe in you
if you can imagine it
oops
woohoo
awkward
I'm more of a two-feet-on-the-ground kind of guy
god, I want to be down
nooooo
you guys did block the wheels, right?
ohhh that's what this is for!!
oops
nonononono
no no no NOOOOOOOOO
ahhhhhhh
hold tight
this is beginning to feel like a terrible turn of events for us all
I'm with him
brace for impact
everyone look away: I'm going to throw up