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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
MY NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN AND EXPERT CRAFTER YOU
KNOW FROM "STRANGERS WITH CANDY," "UNBREAKABLE KIMMY
SCHMIDT" "BOCH JACK HORSE MAN," AND "AT HOME WITH AMY SEDARIS."
PLEASE WELCOME MY DEAR FRIEND, AMY SEDARIS!
HEY, LOOK AT THAT!
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
>> Stephen: YOU ARE AN ACCOMPLISHED CRAFTER.
THIS IS KNOWN TO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS AMY SEDARIS.
DO YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU CRAFTING THESE DAYS IN QUARANTINE?
WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
>> ACTUALLY, WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING IS COVERING LIGHTERS.
YOU KNOW I LIKE TO TAKE A LIGHTER AND MAKE A COVER FOR IT
-- >> Stephen: LIKE A PLASTIC
BUTANE LIGHTER.
>> HERE'S MY LATEST LINE.
IT'S A LABEL FROM A SHOW, FOR EXAMPLE, I DECORATE THEM AND I
SELL THEM FOR $10, WHEN I HAVE AN AUDIENCE.
SO I DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO WITH THEM.
I THOUGHT TODAY WE WOULD MAKE POPSICLE SICK PEOPLE.
AND I GOT THIS FROM A BOOK ON BIBLE CRAFTS.
>> Stephen: BIBLE CRAFTS.
>> AND I FIGURE EVERYONE HAS A TONGUE DEPRESSOR AT HOME OR A
POPSICLE STICK.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
EVERYONE HAS A TONGUE DEPRESSOR AT HOME?
>> I THINK SO, YEAH, I THINK SO.
WELL, THAT'S -- >> Stephen: I WAS SENT A BOX--
I WAS SENT A BOX OF THESE BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE TONGUE
DEPRESSORS AT HOME.
>> OH, REALLY.
WELL YOU CAN ALSO USE A POPSICLE STICK.
YOU CAN MELT THEM OUT IN THE SUN, THE POP SICKLES AND I LIKE
THE STAIN -- >> Stephen: OR EAT THEM.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM TOO.
I JUST HATE THAT NOW THEY ADVERTISE A POPSICLE STICK SO
IT'S NOT ANY FUN, SO I MOVED ON TO TONGUE DEPRESSORS.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
>> THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
THIS IS LIKE A Z.Z. TOP.
YOU CAN HAVE NICE CRAFT HAIR.
BUT I JUST GOT RID OF ALL MY CRAFT HAIR.
I'M SO DISAPPOINT GLD WHY DID YOU GET RID OF YOUR CRAFT HAIR?
>> I DECIDED TO GET RID OF A BUN OF CRAP I HAD.
CUOMO.
NICK KROLL.
YOU CAN DO PLAIN ONES, STICK THEM IN YOUR FLOWER POT.
>> Stephen: START ME OFF.
TALK ME THROUGH IT.
I'M A NOVICE.
>> YOU CAN TAKE THE OTHER END, IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR STICKS.
THIS IS WHAT I DID.
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A JAR FULL OF EITHER THE HAIR FROM YOUR
HAIR BRUSH.
I HAVE SOME RABBIT HAIR IN THERE.
I HAVE SOME CHOPPED UP WIGS IN HERE.
I HAVE A LITTLE-- SOME COTTON BITS IN HERE.
RABBIT FUR.
AND STUFF FROM MY VACUUM CLEANER.
YOU JUST START COLLECTING HAIR.
AGAIN, I GOT RID OF ALL MY HAIR.
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A DEPRESSOR.
YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY SOME GLUE, WHERE YOU WANT THE EYES TO GO,
WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO PUT GOOGLY EYES.
>> Stephen: I'M ON IT.
>> OR A BEARD OR SOMETHING.
YOU PUT IT ON THE TONGUE DEPRESSOR.
YOU DIP IT INTO -- >> Stephen: JUST PUT THE GLUE
WHERE YOU NORMALLY WOULD ON A TONGUE DEPRESSOR.
>> EXACTLY.
I USED ADHESIVE GOOGLY EYES.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THE GLUE-- I DIDN'T WANT THE EYES TO GET
LOST IN MY JAR OF HAIR.
NORMALLY, THESE ARE MY GOOGLY EYE S.
>> Stephen: I'M OFF TO A GOOD START.
I'M OFF TO A GOOD START.
>> IT'S LIKE A PRAY ANIMAL.
IT HAS EYES ON THE SIDE OF ITS HEAD.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR JAR?
>> Stephen: I DON'T HAVE-- I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO
HAVE A JAR OF HAIR.
COULD YOU GET ME SOME SCISSORS?
>> SURE.
>> Stephen: JOHN'S GOING TO GET ME SOME SCISSORS.
I'LL TAKE SOME OF MY HAIR.
>> REALLY.
>> Stephen: I HAVE A LOT OF HAIR.
>> STEPHEN... STEPHEN -- >> Stephen: I HAVE THE TUFTS
BACK THERE.
JOHN, CUT OFF A LITTLE BIT OF MY HAIR, WILL YOU, JUST A LITTLE
TUFT.
JUST A TUFT RIGHT THERE.
>> JOHN, ARE YOU DOING IT ALL.
JOHN YOU PROBABLY DON'T -- >> Stephen: THERE GU.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
SO I'LL PUT A-- I'LL PUT A LITTLE ON TOP HERE.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: OH, GOD!
>> OH, MY GOD!
( LAUGHING ).
>> IT'S NOT EASY!
>> Stephen: DON'T TELL YOUR MOM.
DON'T-- >> IT REALLY ISN'T EASY.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
I'M-- I'M GOING-- I'M GOING-- OH, MY GOD.
EVIE'S GOING TO KILL ME.
>> OH, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
UH-OH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, THERE, I MADE MYSELF.
>> STICK IT IN THE JAR, SEE-- OH, YOU DID!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
THIS IS WHAT I DO.
YOU STICK IT-- IT TOTALLY DIDN'T WORK.
YOU STICK IT INTO THE JAR.
HERE'S MINE.
>> Stephen: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY-- THAT IS GROUNDS--
THAT IS GROUNDS FOR MEDICATION.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> YEAH, SEE, THE THING, IS YOU STICK IT IN THE JAR, AND
WHEREVER IT LANDS UP, MAKES YOU LAUGH.
ANYWAY -- >> Stephen: AIM, YOUR SHOW OF
COURSE IS CALLED "AT HOME WITH AMY SEDARIS."
IT'S AS IF YOU PREPARED FOR CORONAVIRUS AHEAD OF TIME BY
MAKING YOUR FABULOUS CAREER ALL AT HOME.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> I'M HOME A LOT.
I'M NOT A SHUT-IN, BUT I SPEND A LOT OF TIME AT HOME AND I TAKE
CARE OF MY HOME SO THAT HASN'T BEEN THE PROBLEM.
I LOVE BEING AT HOME.
>> Stephen: NOW, AND YOU MY FRIEND PAUL DINELLO ACTUALLY
LIVED TOGETHER FOR MANY YEARS, AND I PRACTICALLY LIVED WITH
YOU, BECAUSE I THINK FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS I SAW ONE OF THE TWO OF
YOU, IF NOT BOTH OF YOU, EVERY DAY FOR 15 YEARS.
>> ISN'T THAT FUN!
>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU THINK WE WOULD DO TOGETHER IN
QUARANTINE?
>> WELL, WE'D WATCH DOCUMENTARIES.
Q. DOCUMENTARY.>> Stephen: A LO DOCUMENTARIES, EXACTLY.
>> DID BRING SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST, STEPHEN.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE THIS FOR ME?
YOU CAN SEE IT.
>> Stephen: I DO!
YES, I DO.
I USED TO FIND POTTERY IN CHARLESTON HARBOR ON THE SHORE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND I-- I FOUND THAT POTTERY IN CHARLESTON
HARBOR, AND I MADE IT INTO A PIN FOR YOU.
>> YOU SURE DID.
AND I STILL HAVE IT.
AND I LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD.
HAS A LITTLE MAN WALKING ON IT, DOESN'T IT.
>> OH, GOOD MEMORY!
YEAH.
IT'S A GOOD ONE.
AND THEN I BOUGHT MY BLANK WIG.
THIS IS A BLAST FROM THE PAST SEG PMENT UPON I KNOW, RIGHT,
RIGHT.
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN.
I DON'T HAVE YOURS BUT I HAVE PAUL'S FIRST HEADSHOT.
>> Stephen: I DON'T HAVE MINE HANDY, I'M AFRAID.
THAT'S PAUL'S FIRST HEADSHOT?
>> YEAH, ISN'T THAT GOOD.
>> Stephen: HE HASN'T AGED A DAY, AND NEITHER HAVE YOU, AND
NEITHER HAVE YOU.
SEASON THREE OF "AT HOME WITH AMY SEDARIS" PREMIERES TOMORROW
IT IS THE PERFECT THING TO WATCH WHILE QAWSHTING.
>> WE ARE KIND OF QUARANTINED ON THE SHOW.
IT TAKES PLACE IN A SET, LIKE AN "I DREAM OF JEANIE" BOTTLE.
IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE IF MAYBE PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF BEING
INSIDE.
I HOPE IT WORKS.
IT'S A FUN SEASON.
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE S.
>> Stephen: ANTASTIC.
IT'S IN THE TOP THREE.
>> IT'S IN THE TOP THREE?
>> Stephen: STAY SAFE.
>> YOU TOO.
>> Stephen: STAY HEALTHY.
>> NICE TO SEE YOUR FACE.
JOHN, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU!
BYE!
OKAY, SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: AMY SEDARIS, EVERYBODY!