dammits dammits dammit you
miss grant i understand
oh
get bent
tax man
pax man
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so is there somewhere else we could talk
about this
uh
no
we're gonna talk about this right here
okay
it says uh
file you only paid part of your taxes
for last year that's right
looks like only 78
yeah
so you did it on purpose
yep
so you must been expecting an audit
um
i was expecting
a fine
or
a sharp reprimand
a reprimand
this is a boarding school miss pascal
you stole from the government
no i didn't steal from the government i
just didn't pay you
entirely
miss pascal you can't just not pay your
taxes
yes i can you can if you want to get
audited
only if i recognize your right to audit
me mr crook
miss pascal i'm right here auditing you
i now have to go over your past three
years return to make sure that's all you
haven't
paid fine
actually you know
it's not fine listen
i'm a big supporter of fixing potholes
and erecting swing sets and and building
shelters i am more than happy to pay
those taxes i'm just not such a big fan
of the percentage that the government
uses for national defense corporate
bailouts and campaign discretionary
funds
so
i didn't pay those taxes
i think actually i
sent a letter to that effect with my
return
would be the letter that begins
dear imperialist swine yes
ms pascal what you're describing is
anarchy
are you an anarchist
you mean
am i a member an anarchist group yes
anarchists have a group
i believe so sure
they assemble
i i don't know
wouldn't that completely defeat the
purpose
it was difficult for harold to imagine
miss pascal as a revolutionary
not now her thin arms hoisting protest
signs her long shapely legs dashing from
tear gas
harold wasn't prone to fantasies and so
he tried his best to remain professional
but of course failed
he couldn't help but imagine ms pascal
stroking the side of his face with the
soft blade of her finger
he couldn't help but imagine her
immersed in a tub
shaving her legs
and he couldn't help but imagine her
naked
the process
mr crick
yes what is it
you're staring at my tits
uh
i was i don't think i was i don't think
i would do that if i was i can assure
you it was
only as a representative of the united
states government
sorry i'm just uh i'm having issues
today so i'll be back on uh
on tuesday
harold suddenly found himself
beleaguered and exasperated outside the
bakery shut up cursing the heavens in
futility no i'm not i'm cursing you you
stupid voice so shut up and leave me
alone
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