- [inaudible]
- Hearing Eric breathe next to me trying to hold it in
makes it so much harder.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) We've got a try not to smile or laugh challenge
for you guys, but with no videos.
- Wait, what?
- Oh, another one of these. - Why are you so sad?
- Remember the last time we did one of these?
- Yeah, you got a wiener on your head.
- I did this before with Brooklyn and--
see, this is another bad duo because we already
make each other laugh that the props are just
gonna add to it.
- (FBE) In addition to the three laugh challenges we put out
a month, we are also doing this bonus laugh challenge.
- Okay. - These are a lot of fun.
- (FBE) You'll go through three challenges.
If you break at any point, you'll be out that round,
but back for the next one. - Okay.
- Okay, I still don't know what I'm doing.
- I feel like it'll make it worse having someone,
'cause you always laugh when you're with a friend.
- (FBE) Okay, so first challenge is, there's so many funny photos
out there that we don't get to challenge you guys with
when doing videos, so we're putting you in
a funny photo quick fire challenge.
We'll be showing you a bunch of funny photos that you have
a few seconds to react to. - This is new.
- Exciting.
- Wow, that's a little dog. Eyes look fake.
- This is really hard. I can't look at it.
Everyone just got quiet and I was just looking at it.
- I was waiting for it to go away.
- I like that, the Sega Genesis.
- That, by the way, is a Nintendo.
- Ah, that's a Super Nintendo. I'm such an idiot.
- That's the Wii, idiot. - [Bleep].
- "Eating watermelon like a boss."
- That looks more like a zombie.
- I hate babies, so... - That's really sad, bro.
I mean, that's really sad, bro. I don't know what you--
- Damn it.
- You never go from animal to baby, 'cause once
I've seen an animal, I don't care about the baby.
- "I'm going to--" - (both) "Collage."
- Well, I'm glad they're going to collage.
- I'm glad he's going. I feel like he could
really benefit from it. - I can't.
- You did this to me.
- If they're going to art college, then it makes
perfect sense. - He's a graphic designer.
- I'm going to collage.
- Aw, they're going to art school. - I'm good.
That almost got me, just because of the humor in it,
but the irony, I'm good.
- Okay, well I love cats and this is disturbing.
- Why that pussy got a [bleep]?
- Horrible. Keep it together, Eric.
- I was gonna see if you wanted to field
this one, Tori. - Nope, you got it.
- "The service here is unbearable." Lols.
I just said lols. Ah [bleep], I made myself laugh.
- No, I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing.
- I just made that joke, because I went to Bidborough
over the weekend and I was like, "This is pretty nice.
It's bearable."
- Damn. - Bitch, work.
- She's thick, queen. - She is thick.
- Living for it. - Trend 2018.
- Ten out of ten. - (FBE) Dionte, you're
smiling a little. - Argh!
It's okay, it's okay. It was worth it.
That's a good picture.
- Oh my God, no. That's his cup!
That's the cup thong!
- I don't know a lot about sports, but he's not playing football.
He's playing a different kind of ball.
Is that [bleep] humor? - [Bleep] you.
- (FBE) That was out. - What?
- This guy actually reminds me of my aunt's dog,
his name's Goku. He's kind of an ass[bleep].
- You got the giggles. You got the giggles, boy.
Hey, he turned away. - It doesn't count.
- No, you're out. The camera can't see you.
- As soon as one person cracks, we both had to crack.
- Yeah.
- Hearing Eric breathe next to me trying to hold it in
makes it so much harder.
- (FBE) In front of you are a series of jokes sent in
from fans on Twitter and our YouTube page.
You each have to read a joke to each other
and not laugh. - Oh, this is like
the dad jokes.
- I'm used to not laughing at Brandon's jokes,
so I'm gonna be fine.
- I love jokes. Cheesy jokes.
- "My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better."
That wasn't funny.
- "My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better."
- "Did you hear about the light bulb party yesterday?"
- No, I wasn't invited. - "It was lit."
- Tom, did you hear about the light bulb party yesterday?
- Was it lit? - You didn't go,
because it was lit, baby.
- "Did you hear about the light bulb party yesterday?
It was lit."
- "It was lit." - Oh, I bet it was lit.
- "I told a chemical joke once, but there was no reaction."
- Wow, okay. I'm just gonna process that.
- "I told a chemical joke once, but there was no reaction."
After being on React for the last five years,
I've heard every variation of react joke,
that this one just hit too close to home.
- "I told a chemical joke once, but there was no reaction."
- Oh. - He didn't--
no, all right. - I hated chemistry.
- "Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut?"
- No. - "He just needs a little...
- (both) Space.
- "Have you ever heard about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needs a little space." - Okay, I think I'm good.
I've heard that one a million times.
- "I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
They said I take too many..." - (both) Days off.
- "I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
They said I took too many days off!"
Bada-bing. [Bleep].
- "I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger,
then it hit me." - Beautiful, I love that joke
so much. - Beautiful, love that.
- It's a really good one, actually. - It's really good.
- It's really good. I can laugh, I'm free.
(clears throat) - You just lost twice.
- You know what? Let's not point it out.
- No. - You laughed at making
fun of me.
- "What did the drummer call his twin daughters?"
- Hi-hats.
- "What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two." - I can't roll my eyes
hard enough from that. Oh my goodness,
I'm very upset.
- "Why was the pig in the kitchen?
'Cause he was 'bacon.'" - I mean, it's decent I guess.
- "Why was the pig in the kitchen?"
- Why? - "'Cause he was 'bacon.'"
And then there's two emojis. No!
The last one! It was the emojis that got me,
'cause I was like, should I read that?
- (FBE) So Dionte, you made it through this one.
- My dad tells me these jokes all the time,
so I'm like, okay.
- We were doing so good in the beginning.
- We tried our best. We did.
We really tried our best on that one.
- (FBE) So, one more for you today.
Inspired by the one bite challenge, you each
have to fit those two whole pickles in your mouth
while reciting some tongue twisters.
- The whole thing?
- Ah. - Pickles are gross.
- I hate pickles.
- Okay, do it. We both get it at the same time.
- Okay. - Oh wait,
that's a big pickle.
- I can't even put these in my mouth.
- This actually is fun for me.
- My mouth does not ache at all.
- How'd you guys do this?
- [inaudible]
- [inaudible] - What the [bleep]
did you just say?
- [inaudible].
- I'm drooling. "Six sick hicks make six"
[inaudible]
- "I slit the sheet. The sheet, I slit
and on the slitted sheet, I sit."
- "A big black bug bit my back" [inaudible]
- "One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellow, they all felt smart."
- They're all smart. - Gang.
- "Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?"
- Which Ghostbusters was your favorite?
- Mm-hm.
- (FBE) Congratulations, you made it through
that challenge. - Thank you.
- Tom had pickles in his mouth
and it's difficult to understand someone
when they have pickles in their mouth.
- This is actually so much fun. - Yeah.
- It's way harder than just watching a video.
I got a free pickle, so it is what it is.
- Came out with a W. - W.
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