- Hi everybody! - Hi guys, we're so happy
to be at this holiday party! - Happy holidays!
- Okay, you ready? - Prom. (laughs)
♪ (playful harp music) ♪
- Hey guys, Kyle and Jack here, producers from the Try Not To Channel,
here on the FBE Channel, and yes, we did get surgery
just so we could wear this sweater! - Totally worth it, guys!
We just wanna let you know there are only three more
Try Not To challenges left on this channel.
Then what happens, Kyle?
- Then the Try Not To challenges are all ours!
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♪ (rock intro) ♪
- (FBE) Do you guys own any products
that are intended just for couples? - Um, maybe.
- (laughs) Uh, okay, maybe one.
- Why yes, I just bought the Cadillac of vibrators,
and I'm not kidding around.
- (FBE) We happened to get our hands
on some of the weirdest products out there
that are intended just for couples. - Ooh.
- (FBE) And we thought it'd be fun to bring you couples in
and see what they think?
- Okay. - Alright!
- (FBE) Today, you're gonna be trying not to try these products.
- What?
- (FBE) We're gonna show you the commercials or ads
for a variety of bizarre couple products.
Then we're gonna give you the product, and you have the option
to try it or not. - So not sex toys. (laughs)
- I'm gonna guess it's not the Cadillac of vibrators,
but I'm hopeful.
- Undies for Two? (laughs) - What?
- Double the fun! - Oh my God.
- Underwear with four leg holes! - Four leg holes?
- What would we do that for, like... - If you're cold at night,
you know, you wanna cuddle.
- How does that even work? - I don't know.
- Like how do you put those on? - Oh my God!
- Wow! - Okay.
This feels like... - I'm having a...
- Hello, hello! - I kinda like it!
- Really? - Yeah!
This is kinda hot.
- I'd be interested to see how it would work between us.
- I don't think my legs fit in this thing. (laughs)
- I don't know if we can actually fit.
- Yeah, how small do you think my legs are?
I got thick thighs!
- It's so weird!
Like I would put these on Selena, our dog, or Brucie.
- We're basically trying to not put these on? (laughs)
- Yeah, I think, uh... - Consider it done.
- We're not gonna try these. - Yeah, no.
- Nope, not today.
- Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it! - Wanna do it?
(buzzer rings)
Oh, you got, there you go. - Oh God, Jesus!
- Oh, yep! - (gasps) Well how does it look?
- Whoa, come on, babe. - How does it look?
- This is comfortable! Prom.
- Okay, you ready? - Prom. (laughs)
♪ (playful harp music) ♪
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Hold hands in the same mitten, oh! - Aw!
- Aw, that's cute. (laughs) - Aw, that's cute.
- Why, why?
- Or you just get a big sock and do that.
- You would so do this, don't even front, dude.
- They're so funny, they look like Muppet gloves.
You know, like or lobster claws.
- Oh my God, so it comes with one for you, that hand,
and one for me, this hand, and one for both of our hands.
- Mm-hmm.
- I wanna do that. - No, that's Sadie Hawkins bullcrap!
- It's so cheesy though.
Can you imagine walking around with these, I mean, that would be...
- That would be amazing. - So lame.
- Oh! - Oh, so cute. (laughs)
Look, it doesn't even have a shape. - Yeah, exactly.
- It's literally this. - Just a U.
- Do you wanna do some hand holding? - No!
You know how it really is when you hold hands.
Somebody's hand gets sweaty. - Mm-hmm.
- And it's like ugh! - This is the sweat factory here.
- I think I wanna try it.
- Me too. - Okay!
- You wanna try it? Wait, I wanna try.
- If, I know you wanna try it, so let's just try it.
- Dude, this is so weird. - Oh, I just tried 'em on.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God, did you really? (Marc laughs)
- You gotta go like that. - Like that, ah!
- Yeah! - Well...
Yay! - Yay, we did it!
It's as easy as that!
- What if you don't wanna hold hands, what if we're like walking...
- Yeah, what if we're like, or something gets between our way,
like we're just gonna be like ah, oh, hold on, let me,
I have to undo one. (buzzer rings)
- And I can go like this. There we go.
- Yeah, we can use these when we go to New York.
- You'd have to be like someone you just met,
who is like you wanna hold hands all the time,
because within five seconds, I would be like okay, no.
What am I supposed to do with this hand?
- Right. - It's like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
- Edible glitter?
- Is it low sodium though? - (laughs) Yeah.
- That seems like a big frickin' mess. - Edible glitter?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes! You have to, do it!
- I have to? - Do it!
- For what, like what, that's a couple thing?
- Yeah, you could put it everywhere.
- I've heard of edible glitter,
for like putting on like cupcakes or something.
But... (laughs) - Can put 'em on your cupcakes.
- Oh.
(Brittany screams)
- Oh my gosh, oh, this is so cute!
- I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't look tasty.
- I'm just not a baker, so I feel like
anything that's like sprinkles or whatever, it's like,
it feels like it's like sugar and it would just be like
kind of a sticky mess?
- How can we be a gay couple and not eat glitter off of each other?
(Jonathan laughs) I don't...
- Well then we've been doing it wrong for like eight years.
No, I don't want that! I don't know why I don't want it!
- I wanna try it, you try it too though.
I'll put it on my hand. - What if it tastes bad?
- Then you tell me so I don't have to taste it.
- So I gotta try it on your hand?
Or somewhere else? - Yeah, on my hand. (laughs)
- It's gonna be another show if we do it somewhere else.
(buzzer rings)
Mmm, that's good!
- You're just saying that so I'll do it.
- I know!
(buzzer rings) - Ew, ugh! (laughs)
(buzzer rings) (Brittany laughs)
- It tastes like they forgot the flavor.
(buzzer rings) - Okay, please don't.
This is upsetting. - It's salty.
- Now our kids get to watch you licking my hand.
- Oh my God. - On YouTube.
Something they've only ever dreamed of.
(Tom laughs)
(buzzer rings) (both laugh)
- It's everywhere!
- I don't know. - Mmm, I don't know about this one?
- That's probably the first and only time that I'm eating that.
- I love the idea of it, but maybe like flavored or something?
Make it taste like sprinkles!
♪ (orchestral music) ♪
- He's so sad!
Oh.
- Are they just sending each other vibrations?
- It's like yeah, I'm feeling you right now.
- Oh, is this the thing that lets you know
like oh, I'm thinking about you?
- Think about you, baby!
- Aw! - Aw.
- That's sweet.
That's like a bond. Oh, that's sweet.
- Aw. - I'm thinking of you.
- I like that.
- It's sweet, but like, I'm sorry, like, we do have
a little tiny handheld device of the future called a phone.
If you're thinking, you just send somebody an emoji.
- Yeah, an emoji, like... - You send an eggplant.
- Eggplant! (laughs)
- I feel like that's cute for like long distance couples.
- Yeah.
- Like if you're not around each other all the time and stuff,
or like you both like live very busy lives.
- You know what, I would use that if like, he was at a,
we're at a bar, and I see him talking to another girl,
I'm like bitch! Bitch, what you doing?
- Oh! - Oh.
- So what, you just like put it on, and then you tap it, and then...
- I guess we'd have to find out. - Somebody like...
- Somebody, it would be me.
- Let's do it, dude, this looks kinda like super futuristic.
- Yeah, this looks pretty cool.
- There we go. - Okay.
- Okay. - So how does it work?
(buzzer rings) So, let me see, so if I...
- Oh, there it is, oh. My blue light came up.
- Oh, it just vibrated! - Yeah, right?
I sent you an SOS. - (laughs) I'm trapped.
Tom please come help. Oh, I got it!
(buzzer rings) - (laughs) Oh!
Mine vibrated. I'm so confused!
- I'm like babe, answer me! - Babe, where you at?
You know what time it is, dude! - Babe, who's that girl?
- Aw. (laughs) - No, never.
- This would be great for like an ugly sweater Christmas card thing.
- Yeah, ugly sweater. - I love it!
We're trying this one! - I know.
- Okay!
- It's hilarious, look at the like Santa taking a dump.
This is like our life, actually. - That is pretty funny.
- This is what married life looks like after a while, kids.
- It's Christmas! - I got things to do on my own.
I don't, I'm dragging you around. I gotta go to the bathroom.
- This is a one-time wear, but it is the coolest sweater ever.
- Oh, for sure. - Are we gonna try it?
Hell yeah we are!
- Alright, it's just like a normal sweater.
- No! - Except you just keep on folding it.
- And we absolutely would be the people that come to the party.
- Oh my God, this is so awesome. - Wearing...
Wearing something idiotic like this.
- It's a no for me. - It's a hard pass.
- Nope, I'm not tempted at all. - Yeah, nah.
- Not even close.
- The only positive is that it would bring me closer to you.
- Nah!
- Yay, okay! (buzzer rings)
You know what I just realized? - Hmm?
Our height. - Our height!
- I was thinking that too. It's like how's this gonna work?
- Hi everybody! - Hi guys, we're so happy
to be at this holiday party! - Happy holidays!
(buzzer rings) - We're gonna do a dance.
This is how you win the Christmas sweater contest.
Alright, you guys ready? Okay.
- Oh. - Ooh!
- (narrator) The rain can be a major inconvenience for anybody,
living all over the world. - Tell me about it.
- (narrator) Add this to the wind and cold of a storm,
and your day can be ruined pretty quickly.
- What's with the horror music in the background?
- I don't know!
- (narrator) Sure, an umbrella... - Oh!
- (narrator) May help keep you from being completely soaked.
- Is it like a duo-umbrella?
- (narrator) In this situation, a regular umbrella...
- Uh oh. - Mm-hmm. (laughs)
- (narrator) The solution for these problems
is the amazing Dual Umbrella. This is a revolutionary...
- Oh! - Oh.
- (narrator) Which solves all the shortcomings of...
- It's very ingenious. - I don't think I'd use it for a date.
I think I'd use it for like if I'm with my brother or something.
- (narrator) But utilizes the convenience of only one.
This provides... - The boy is still wet!
- This is Photoshop! - They're soaked!
- This is Photoshop!
They literally Photoshopped that into the photo!
- Yeah, and the dude's soaked!
- I'm digging that thing.
- I feel like that's an ingenious couple invention,
like a practical one. - Right.
- Not sexy, per se. - No, not at all.
- I mean how many good movies have you see where like it's raining,
and the lovers get in the rain, and it's hot.
This is the opposite of that.
This is like if you don't want some hot sexy hookup in the rain,
here's this very practical umbrella that your mom sent you.
- I don't wanna open it just because it's bad luck
if you open it indoors.
- This is probably your only opportunity in your life
to open an double-sided umbrella.
Come on, you gotta take advantage of this moment.
- Alright, [bleep] it, I'm sold. (laughs)
- I'm superstitious though.
I don't wanna open an umbrella inside.
- I can just frankly do without the bad luck. (laughs)
- I'm with not. - I think it's fine.
I'm with not either. - Yeah, I'm fine with not trying it.
- I'm not tempted. - I'm not either.
- Because it's not hilarious, and it is a very practical,
smart application, but it's also kinda gigantic.
Plus getting back to that whole like making out in the rain.
- Right. - That's hot.
- That like, yeah. - Big umbrella, opposite of sexy.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- Sometimes smaller is better. - That's right.
- Okay, you do it, I don't want the bad luck.
Why are you gonna make me (squeaks) Oh my God!
- Yo! - Oh my God!
- Come on, dude. - How cute is this picture?
(camera shutter clicks)
- I'm gonna fly away, Jimena!
No I'm not, it doesn't even open!
(buzzer rings) I broke it! (laughs)
- Oh my God!
- (FBE) So you guys tried on everything.
- (laughs) We're just open. We're very open.
We're that down couple.
So if you ever wanna hang out and do crazy [bleep],
we'll be there with you. - Hit us up, aye!
- You wanna eat glitter? No worries,
we'll eat glitter with you! - We got it, yep.
- I feel like the goofier the product, the better,
so like the sweater for example, that was like,
that would be kinda fun, but not like sexy fun.
- Chances are I never would've
come across any of those products on my own.
So now I'm just, you know, a little bit more knowledgeable.
- (FBE) After watching all these crazy products,
would you actually buy any of them?
- The sweater. - The sweater probably,
if it's like Christmastime,
and we have like an ugly sweater party to go to.
- Probably the umbrella. - Yeah.
- Even though we didn't try it.
- I'd probably buy the sweater.
- The sweater would be fun to have in your, in the repertoire.
- Exactly, you know, you get it, you're the hit of the party.
Everybody's like whoa, that's kinda... - Oh, you're the cutest couple.
- Which one, the gloves? - The gloves.
- I knew it, aw, you're just so cold all the time!
- Well, yes! What am I gonna do?
- I could see her just wearing it with herself,
just like put the one glove on, and then the other hand
in the little pouch, and just walk around.
- Thanks for cuddling up to watch this episode of Couples React.
- Shout out to Joe Kannath.
- Which product did you think was the craziest?
- Let us know in the comments.
- Thanks for watching guys, bye! - Bye!
- Hey guys, I'm Jesse, Associate Producer for FBE.
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