NO SURPRISE, I'M STILL AT HOME.
AND CHANCES ARE, SO ARE YOU.
BUT WHILE MOST OF US ARE DOING OUR PART TO STAY HOME AND STAY
SAFE, SOME PROTESTERS HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN RISKING INFECTION
BY TAKING TO THE STREETS AND DEMANDING NONESSENTIAL SERVICES,
LIKE HAIRCUTS-- FOR EXAMPLE, THIS PROTESTER IN WISCONSIN WITH
AN "I WANT A HAIRCUT" SIGN.
AND THIS GUY IN LOS ANGELES WHO DEMANDED TO KNOW "WHO DO I HAVE
TO SCREW FOR A HAIRCUT?" A SIGN THAT REALLY SHOULD HAVE
READ, "IS THERE ANY HAIRCUT I COULD GET THAT WOULD MAKE
SOMEONE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ME?"
NOW, SOME STATES HAVE STARTED LOOSENING RESTRICTIONS ON
NON-ESSENTIAL BUSINESSES, BUT IN PLACES LIKE NEW YORK,
SALONS AND BARBERSHOPS REMAIN CLOSED.
WE'VE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR ALMOST TWO MOTHS NOW, AND WE'RE GETTING
A LITTLE SHAGGY.
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL FIND WAYS TO LOOK GOOD.
IN FACT, ONE OF MY PRODUCERS, BARRY, RECENTLY WANTED A
HAIRCUT, AND INSTEAD OF STORMING THE NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING
WITH AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON, HE THOUGHT OF A WAY TO GET ONE AT
HOME.
JIM.
>> Stephen: HEY, BARRY.
>> HEY, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU GOT A HAIRCUT?
>> AT A GUESS, FIVE MONTHS.
>> Stephen: FIVE MONTHS?
YOU KNOW WE'VE ONLY BEEN SEQUESTERED FOR 6 WEEKS.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO MISS ABOUT HAVING THE LONG
HAIR?
>> THE ONE THING I WILL MISS IS THE ABILITY TO DO THIS.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WHAT FAMILY MEMBER
IS GOING TO BE HELPING YOU OUT TODAY?
>> MY 10 YEAR OLD SON.
HEY, BUD.
>> Stephen: I KNOW THAT YOU MAY ONLY BE 10 YEARS OLD, BUT TODAY,
YOU ARE A HAIRCUTTING MAN.
THIS IS YOUR BARBER MITZVAH.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR YOUR DAD?
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THE BARBER HAVE A VISION OF WHAT THE HEAD
SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR DAD'S
HEAD?
>> A STRIPE.
>> Stephen: A STRIPE?
>> JUST A STRIPE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE.
>> Stephen: JUST A STRIPE?
UH, WHAT TOOLS ARE YOU GOING TO USE?
>> SCISSORS.
>> Stephen: OH!
LET ME SEE THOSE SCISSORS AGAIN?
THAT IS GREAT IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEGMENT A CHICKEN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BAND-AIDS HANDY AND READY TO GO?
>> DO WE?
>> WE DO.
>> Stephen: OKAY, BUDDY, WHERE YOU GOING TO START?
FRONT?
BACK?
>> AT THE BACK, BACK.
>> Stephen: GOOD.
GOOD CHOICE YEAH, THAT'S IT.
JUST GRAB SOME AND, YEAH, DO NOT HESITATE.
GET SOME OF THAT WEIGHT OUT OF THERE.
>> THESE THINGS ARE SO DULL.
>> Stephen: SOMETIMES YOU'VE JUST GOT TO MUSCLE YOUR WAY
THROUGH THE HAIR.
BE CAREFUL, TRY TO CUT ACROSS.
NOT STRAIGHT AT HIS SPINE.
>> WE ARE GETTING CLOSE TO THAT EAR ON THAT SIDE, BUDDY.
>> OH, THAT WAS A GOOD FISTFUL.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS A GOOD CHUNK.
( LAUGHTER )
REMOVED A MUSKRAT FROM HIS HEAD.
NONE OF THE HAIR IS BLEEDING, IS IT?
( LAUGHTER )
THE SIDE OF YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
CAREFUL.
IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TIL SOMEONE LOSES AN EAR.
LET'S TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.
>> YEAH >> Stephen: MAESTRO.
ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS RIGHT NOW?
>> YES!
>> Stephen: DAD, WOULD NOW BE A GOOD TIME TO DISCUSS HIS
ALLOWANCE?
( LAUGHTER )
TO GIVE THE ELECTRIC CLIPPERS A WHIRL.
>> HOW DO YOU EVEN USE THIS?
>> Stephen: NOW IMAGINE THAT THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE, AND IT'S
PERFECTLY DARK.
CLOSE YOUR EYES, BOTH OF YOU.
AND JUST TURN THAT SWITCH ON.
IT'S TOTALLY DARK ( BUZZING )
THIS IS ALL YOU HEAR.
>> THAT'S CREEPY >> Stephen: AND GO.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S PAUSE FOR A SECOND AND JUST SEE OUR PROGRESS.
>> DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
>> Stephen: I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.
ARE YOU FEELING COMFORTABLE WITH THOSE CLIPPERS?
AGAIN, LET'S-- THAT REALLY CAPTURES YOUR ATTENTION WHEN HE
SNAPS THAT THING ON.
>> SURE DOES.
>> WHOA!
>> Stephen: BARRY, HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO SEE YOURSELF AT ALL YET?
>> NO.
IS IT GOING WELL?
>> Stephen: IT IS-- IT IS VERY THOROUGH.
I HONESTLY LOVE WHAT I'M SEEING.
HOW CLOSE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO BEING DONE?
>> I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM GO TOTALLY BALD, BECAUSE THIS IS
FUN, SO I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S LEFT, MR. BARBER?
>> A LOT OF THINGS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, ACTUALLY.
KEEP IN MIND, DON'T GO TOO DEEPLY, BECAUSE RIGHT UNDER THAT
SKIN IS THE BRAIN STEM.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEVER THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA
BARRY?
YOU HAVE A LOOK.
YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF THE FRESHLY DE-LOUSED.
>> HELLO?
YOU WANT TO BAKE MUFFINS TOGETHER?
>> Stephen: SO NOW, MR. BARBER, A LOT OF TIMES BARBERS WILL
OFFER THEIR CLIENTS SOME PRODUCT.
>> THAT'S LIKE A CREAM.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
RUB THAT ON YOUR DAD'S HEAD.
IT'LL GIVE YOU SOME CONTROL.
YEAH, RUB IT ALL IN.
YEAH, YEAH.
RUB IT ALL IN.
OH, YEAH.
GET SOME ON THE SIDES NOW.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT ACTUALLY HELPED.
>> DOES IT?
>> Stephen: YES, YOU LOOK LIKE STEPHEN MILLER.
>> WHO'S STEPHEN MILLER?
>> Stephen: HE'S VERY NICE MAN.
HE WANTS ONLY THE BEST FOR AMERICA.
YOU'RE GETTING A TURKISH MASSAGE AT THE SAME TIME.
YEAH, SPRAY IT DOWN.
MAKE SURE-- REALLY REFRESHING.
>> RIGHT THERE?
>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE, YEP.
OK, UH, NOW I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR BARRY TO SEE HIS
HAIRCUT.
>> I'M TURNING ON THE CAMERA.
I'M EXITING FULL SCREEN SO I CAN GET TO--
OH, MY GOD!
>> Stephen: OH, OH YEAH!
>> OH, MY GOD.
OH, NOOOO.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, SWEETIE?
>> IT'S SOMETHING.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU'RE NEXT!
>> YOU WANT TO HAVE A SEAT?
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING NEAR ME.
>> Stephen: BARRY, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO INTO THE
OFFICE TOMORROW.
>> THAT IS GOOD NEWS, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HAIR, BARRY >> Stephen: LOOKING GOOD, BARRY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE ONLY AUTHOR WHO COULD ACCURATELY
DESCRIBE THAT HAIRCUT, STEPHEN KING!
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