- SAY HELLO TO MY GUEST DJ FROM THE MIAMI HEAT.
THAT'S CHRIS BOSH OVER THERE.
[cheers and applause]
CHRIS.
CAN WE PAN UP?
YOU'RE THE TALLEST DJ WE'VE EVER HAD.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- [laughs]
THANKS, ELLEN.
IT'S OKAY. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- I'M SURE IT DOES HAPPEN. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
- I'M 6'10''. - 6'10''.
- YES. [laughs]
- I'M GONNA GO STAND NEXT TO YOU
A LITTLE LATER ON TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
I THINK I'M GONNA-- I'M 5'8'',
AND I THINK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A TINY CHILD NEXT TO YOU.
- MAYBE. - 6'10''.
YOU LOOK VERY DASHING. - THANK YOU.
- YOU HAVE YOUR TIE ON.
YOU HAVE A LINE OF TIES, DON'T YOU?
- YES, I HAVE A LINE OF TIES CALLED MR. NICE TIE.
WE JUST LAUNCHED A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
[laughter] YEAH, THAT IS THE REAL NAME.
- WHERE CAN THEY GET YOUR MR. NICE TIE?
- AT MISTERNICETIE.COM.
M-I-S-T-E-R NICETIE.COM.
AND HERE'S ONE OF THEM.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE. - THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- THIS IS MY NICE LITTLE TIE RIGHT HERE.
THANK YOU. [cheers and applause]
SO YES, PLEASE. - I LOVE THEM.
- YEAH, SO...
- LISTEN, SO, CHRIS, YOU JUST SIGNED
A $118 MILLION DEAL.
DO YOU NEED ANY ROCKS?
[laughter]
- I DO NEED SOME ROCKS, ACTUALLY.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
I HAD A DRIVEWAY FULL OF ROCKS
WHEN ME AND MY WIFE FIRST MOVED TO OUR HOUSE,
AND WE GOT RID OF THEM.
BUT IF I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY--
- YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THAT. - I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
SOMEBODY HAS A LOT OF CHRIS ROCKS,
AND THEY'RE SELLING THEM NOW, SO...
- INSTEAD OF THAT RIDICULOUS TIE BUSINESS
THAT YOU CAME UP WITH.
- IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME.
I HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME. IT WAS THERE IN FRONT OF ME.
- YEAH, THE WHOLE TIME, THEY'RE RIGHT--
YOU HAVE TO JUST LOOK AT WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU
SO YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WHAT YOU HAVE.
- THAT'S MY FAULT.
- BUT REALLY, PEOPLE KEPT WALKING BY
ASKING FOR THE ROCKS, AND I'M LIKE,
"WELL, PEOPLE WANT MY ROCKS, I'M SELLING 'EM," SO...
[laughter]