Hello!
Remember the story of the Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf?
The huffing and puffing and the blowing the house down, etc. etc...
We've all heard that story.
But I've always thought, If those pigs were smart enough to build houses...
They should've been more prepared.
Let's fix that shall we?
Ehem!
Finally! We're out on our own!
Yep! I can't wait to have my own house!
That reminds me!
I heard there's a big bad wolf in the land and he likes to blow down poorly made houses.
Hmm.... Then it sounds like we need a plan!
The pigs came up with an ingenious plan
and each went to his task.
One built a house of straw...
one built a house of sticks...
and one built a house of bricks!
Pretty soon the big bad wolf showed up at the first house.
Ugh...
So hungry...
haven't eaten in days!
Wait! *sniff sniff* What's that smell?
Yes!
It's my favorite!
A young pig deliciously wrapped in a flimsy house!
Ehem...
Little pig! Little pig! Let me in!
Aha! He's finally here!
Ehem
Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!
Is he rhyming with me?
Fine.
Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
*inhales*
What? A trap?!
Fire!
Yaaaahohooooowwweeeeeee!
hehehe! Have a nice flight!
Oof
Why that little!
*sniff sniff sniff*
Wait! What's that?
Another pig?
Yeeees I believe it is!
Alright! Round two!
Ehem...
Little Pig! Little Pig! Let me in!
Right on time! Ehem!
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
More rhyming?
I'll tell you what I told the last pig!
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
*inhales*
Oh no!
Not!
Bees!
Not the bees! Get'm off! Get'm off! Get'm off!
Hahahah!
Could this trap... BEE anymore obvious? haha!
I think I finally got away from the... oof!
*cries*
A house?
Oh thank goodness!
Hello? Is anyone home?
I'm pretty banged up out here and I could really use your help!
I've been blasted by a cannon, stung by hundreds of bees...
And I just knocked out one of my teeth, owie!
If you are home could you please please let me in?
*maniacal laugh*
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.
Oh no! You're not another one of those nasty pigs are you?!
I gotta get out of here!
Not again!
Aaaaaaaaagh!
Wow! Look at him go!
Oof!
That landing wasn't so bad...
What's this?
A tiny bed?
Momma Pappa!
Somebodies been sleeping in my bed!
And there he is!
Well well well!
What do we have here!?
Looks like Mr. Wolf has a problem breaking into houses!
No! Wait! It's a misunderstanding!
Oh no!
AAaaaaaagh!
And the three pigs lived peacefully in there homes and never heard from the big bad wolf ever again.
The moral?
Never try to break into a pigs house.
Because there's no telling what they've got waiting for intruders.
Punch canon's, spring traps, even BEES!!
Even Bees.
Those pigs are crazy!
The end!