Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Ping... Pong... Ping... Pong... Ding-dong, in my microwave!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave!
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Well, let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. That's why we have these masks.
And we also have this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
We also have this fan here, singular, singular fan, to circulate the air, and, as always, the Sharp carousel microwave.
What does it stand for? I'm not sure... Super Happy...
Jon: Awesome Retarded Projectile machine!
Exactly! I think that's what it stands for!
Jon: (in sing-song voice) Sandra!
Jory: Sandra Has...
Jon: A Really big Problem!
Jory: (laughs) So, in go the ping-pong balls, all six of 'em.
Jon: We'll just bounce 'em all in there! Ooh! Ping-pong balls! Six of 'em! You've probably seen ONE on the Internet!
Jory: Six! So, in they go! I wonder how long I should put it in there for? I don't reckon it'll take more than two minutes, so that's how long I'm gonna put it in there for.
*Jory hits Sandra*
Jory: Let's go!
Ryan: Oh! One went! Or maybe that's just...
Jory: Other crap! We're never too sure anymore!
Jory: If this were a perfect world, we'd have a new microwave for every experiment, but I don't think I could love and lose that frequently!
Jon: Ping-pong balls!
Jory: Ping-pong!
Jon: "Ping-pong," named after the Chinese man who invented it!
Jory: Yeah... Either way, they'd better start doin' stuff, because I only have 43 more seconds. Now would be the time!
Ryan: Whoa!
Jon: What's goin' on, Jory?
Jory: It's creating plasma!
Ryan: It must be from the watch!
Jon: Nice! That's cool, right? The microwave's now glowing a multitude of colors we weren't expecting!
Jory: Yeah, well, like, when we had the match, we had the flame just creating plasma. I'm guessing that's what it's doing right now.
Jory: Every time you hear it go "jeoww"...
Jory: Okay! Ping-pong balls did nada!
Jon: We should probably put it in there for a little longer. Try it again.
Jory: Somehow, charred glue caught on fire! They all are kind of misshapen.
Jon: Well, Jory, we probably should continue this experiment, because we haven't gotten an explosion yet!
Jory: Are they supposed to? I mean, if I can squeeze it like that...
Jon: No! (in exaggerated Boston accent) Put it in for more! More!
Jory: Okay, three minutes...
Jory: Yeah, it's that glue catching on fire, just creating plasma.
Ryan: Jory, are those regulation ping-pong balls?
Jory: Yes!
Jon: Like he knows!
Jory: They're orange, so of course! I mean, we saw those other ones were kind of melted and misshapen. I don't think they burst.
Jory: We got rid of that glue problem!
Jon: The way to clean out the microwave is to just keep charring it, right?
Jon: Any chance this will blow the door off?
Jory: No!
Ryan: Whoa!
Jon: Holy crap!
Jon: That's intense! Find a way to get rid of that! Get in there and close the door!
Jon: That was intense!
Ryan: (coughing heavily in background) Oh, man!
Jon: Where are they?!
Ryan: Where are the ping-pong balls?!
Jory: What the hell?!
Jory: Okay, okay! Maybe, maybe, this is what I'm thinking: plastic is flammable, right? Thin, thin plastic? VERY flammable!
Compressed air? Possibly compressed oxygen, fueling the flame, superheated them, destroyed them!
Jon: That was intense, dude!
Jory: That is my thought... Here, let's just go ahead and add this to the victim's tray!
Jon: You completely disintegrated the experiment!
Jory: I did not expect that! They're gone!
Jon: Where are the ping-pong balls?! They completely melted! You completely disintegrated it!
Jory: WE disintegrated it! Thanks, viewers at home for supporting us! We have done it!
Either way, I don't have to clean it up, so my ruling here? It is a GOOD idea to microwave ping-pong balls!
Jon: Are you crazy?!
Jory: Did I have to clean it up?! If you do it in your family microwave, will you have to clean it up? Yes, 'cause there'll be charring! Do I? Do I have to clean it up?! No, I don't!
Jory: I don't care about the people at home! I don't have to clean up the microwave! And that's good in my book!
So, that's it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Jon: Where are the ping-pong balls?!
Ryan: That is SO messed-up!
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