Susy have you ever had a disagreement
with Rachel good friends actually
night.we the only time I could ever
remember what she looking a little bit
miffed is because we squat brows
sometimes and I think you thought I had
Suzy just comes in and she's never got a
bra borrow your bra Am I am i asleep
right now so it's any kind of
undergarments whether it's a slip or a
skirt or little pre-show rituals well
which them I have them cats down version
of snog marry kill for you John and
Shawn well I would like the results
please and well there's two kills and
one story what's not marry killed you've
got I think we're dead Jimmy
Susi's funniest moment was she was
seeing the origin of gingerly you know
to act gingerly and she got to the point
where you put a piece of ginger in a
horse's ass she tried to do it about
five times and ended up cutting it out
because she ginger you pet them up a bit
and it used to be putting a piece of
what it didn't have to be ginger but
could be anything in the two verses yeah
into a horse's to keep it tail erect
since we give you know make it sprightly
this is the first guy who discovered
that try aged create yes you got Susie
to say
hi Rachel hi John can I can I have one
big one and five small ones place you
can thank John one big one and five
little ones Oh the sexual tension is
killing me it's here in the 80s Susie
collected rocks and there's me thinking
that being the resident lexicographer on
countdown was tragic you couldn't afford
the real pet you had a pet rock John I
said you were the most please make it
sexy with at hand like a corpse
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do you think you do it we just have
drawn good-looking sporty and academic
some people said Rachel Riley had it all
and then she went on Strictly and we saw
her dance Rachel is it true you're
learning Russian that yellow blue cover
a pair of ski yes any my sort of scheme
Costigan okay also talk back what did
you just say I said yeah I love speaking
Russian I busy myself with Russian
everyday okay all right teach me some of
the words are really hard like the word
for hello is thrust with you which just
doesn't sound like anything but some
words accidentally sound like English
words so it could be useful for
countdown if you have to make the
contestants write something down the
word for write it down is nappy you
happy shoot you you know your friends
tried a bit of cake or something they
just put it in their mouth and you want
to ask them how it is you say new
in their mouth and you want to know how
it tastes you go
how do men and women use language
differently mother that you remember
there were loads of words coined last
year you know that man's braiding and
man's planing and things but we'll say
in Old English we have all these
gendered now too every now and was
masculine feminine or in French vagina
is masculine you don't care I just try
to use all busy CSE French yeah penis in
French baguette
Cousy what word should every woman have
in their vocabulary I think we've said
quite a lot of them tonight I like meat
books
[Laughter]
know what you mean to
I think we ought to try and we can you
know other words that are only used
about women frumpy yep airhead his lazy
unlike a donut
[Laughter]
you know I'm like a Dana I can't bring
that bill Bailey was on the show you
revealed that you've actually got a bit
of a crush on bill do you think you'll
be able to sort of keep your emotions in
check for CP I kind of lost the power of
speech last time Bill's on and as soon
as my producer found out he was on again
he actually sent me an email and told me
not to disgrace or embarrass myself
again my mum actually got me a bill
tickets for my birthday so I've got an
incentive not to get a restraining order
before October you've got tickets to see
Bill in October on the telly and said
which one stalking which I have one big
phobia gone what's your focus I've met
anybody else he's got this but I hate
getting wrinkly fingers though I can't
ever have a long bath
I do that when I swim when I say with my
kids
two people just think you brought the
party to the pink to go head-to-head Fay
your turn to pick the numbers big one
big one one big five little thank you
pay at this time they are six three one
another three another one and 75 I feel
sick
but the target was five seven six Joe
did you get in about no thought I had it
thought I had it but in the end I was a
hundred and one thousand three hundred
sixty two okay hey did you get it I
honestly I'm not enjoying the evening
I don't spell or add up or what am I
doing here
it's absurd I've got nothing maybe it
was crazy difficult let's check in with
the maths it's what Rachel couldn't be
done impossible yeah 1/6 plus 1 plus 1
is 8 75 minus 3 is 72 that's it
[Applause]
I still don't know you did it happen to
you
I've done it a lot how many friends you
got that's your theory I should be
magic
[Applause]
I just spotted that it could have been
it was 24 squared and now I kind of feel
a bit bad but I did you idiot would you
have done 24 squares you can do 75
divided over 3 is 25 minus 1 is 24 3
plus 1 is 4 times and then you get 24
squared and that's like how many friends
you've got Rachel another vowel please 8
another vowel please you know I don't
like this consonant please see consonant
G consonant please S consonant place and
Oh crumbs Val I and a consonant and the
last 100 bones and the time starts now
so Kathy how many letters ah 500 600
machine any of you got nothing nothing I
mean come on Roshan get okay Bob five
five five letters okay Johnny five five
five letter padlet wall Bob what is your
five gussto gust Oh Johnny your five
goats goats as in deployment of goats
Kathy what was your six grouts well six
points for Kathy ray
soozee orgasm yeah you had an orgasm -
people don't understand why susie first
wanted to be a lexicographer spending
all day looking up the derivations of
words but i assume like everyone else
that does it she just got into it for
the poontang