I ask a question, you answer and hit the button,
and we move on to the next question.
They all must be honest answers.
What's your most irrational fear?
Spiders.
[DING]
Too hard, sorry.
Too-- I'm very sorry.
Very aggressive.
What's your button for?
Because I answer also.
Irrational.
Mine is the sound of Styrofoam.
[DING]
Wow.
You know, when the chest hits each other.
(GAGGING) Or cotton balls.
You know?
That.
You couldn't even say it.
No, because--
(GAGGING) Or cotton balls.
Yeah.
'Cause, you know, when you feel them.
Name a-- 'cause irrational--
Do you mean the softest things in the world scare you?
You know when you feel them, and they feel wonderful?
No, it's the-- look at this, I can
take a solid sheet of cotton.
Not the balls.
Wow.
You're still having trouble.
No.
By the way--
Get those cotton balls out of here.
We're talking about irrational.
You're still going to stick with spiders?
That's not irrational.
That's like a regular.
I have a fear of bamboo in my fingernails.
There you go.
Yep.
[DING]
Yeah.
Everybody's like, good God!
No, I saw it in a movie once, and I still
get like you with cotton balls.
Although mine actually is painful.
Cotton's the best thing ever.
Name the celebrity who hasn't returned a text you sent.
Name one who has.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
You always return texts.
I do.
Very quickly.
I am good returner.
It's so fast that you text and put it down,
and you can come back, and it was 27 minutes ago she
texted back, and you're like, oh my God, I
should've kept my phone on me.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
[CHUCKLING]
Emily's birthday and Valentine's Day are both coming up.
What's the worst gift you've ever given her?
That depends on perspective, because I
think my gifts are amazing.
I've given her some gifts that she loves.
Weirdly, jewelry, I'm a big miss.
Big miss on everything.
Really?
Yeah.
One of these, like, and she goes like, oh my God,
is there a gift receipt?
[CHUCKLING]
Oh.
Yeah, it's tough.
You don't know her taste by now?
I thought I did.
I really did.
And I've tried maybe six or seven times.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's sad.
Well, it's expensive, is what it is.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure she returns them.
But I don't get the money back.
No.
[CHUCKLING]
You're not supposed to.
It's a gift.
Well, it's a gift receipt.
[DING]
Say something sexy, but do it in a Boston accent.
(BOSTON ACCENT) Barbecue.
[LAUGHTER]
Sexy.
Is barbecue not sexy?
No.
OK.
No.
(BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues.
Yeah.
That's good.
[DING]
What's the strangest thing that you know too much about?
(BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues.
[CHUCKLING]
True.
[DING]
No.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been to a couple naked barbecues.
That sounds dangerous.
It is.
I thought it would help with my tan, but it's not the same.
It's not the same.
You're a liar.
What part of your body are you proudest of?
My fake beard.
[CHUCKLING]
Let's take it off now.
Well, you're not going to say what you're proud of?
My body-- what, my body?
Yeah.
I grew up Catholic in Boston.
You don't say you're proud of any body part.
(BOSTON ACCENT) There ain't nobody
that God didn't give you.
You can't be proud of it, all right?
I don't even know what I'm saying.
Edit?
Great.
If you had a fragrance, what would it be called?
Naked barbecue.
Come on, too easy.
I mean, you're going to stick with it.
Who was the last celebrity you freaked out about meeting?
Oh, that's a good question.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
I met Tom Brady once, and I think that's--
[CHEERING]
There she is.
The lone Boston woman just passed out.
That's what it sounds like when someone passes out, by the way.
And then she just woke up.
She just--
No, I met him, and I think I realized
there's a computer chip put in you, even
though he wasn't playing it.
They put a computer chip in you that when you meet Tom Brady,
your computer shuts off.
So he was like, hey, how you doing?
I was like, pretty good.
[LAUGHTER]
And that's all I remember about meeting him.
Yep.
All right.
And then woke up, and was like, hi, Gisele.
And that's all I remember.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
It was a pretty weird night.
Well, you did freak out.
Yeah.
If you and Chris Martin were to go on a date,
where would you take him?
Taco Bell.
[DING]
That's true.
Really?
I'm being dead serious.
Yeah, when I was in college, I went for 13 days straight,
two meals a day.
Woo!
That's 26 meals.
Yes, it is.
But I should have thought about it more, right?
My answer?
No, it's true, Taco Bell.
One of my favorites.
Do I get an endorsement?
I actually do love Taco Bell, so.
Well, maybe you will--
If I keep saying--
Yeah, if you say how much you love Taco Bell, they will.
What was your biggest dad fail?
Oh, man.
So many.
I-- oh, man.
I don't know.
I should call my therapist.
I don't know.
This is in place of that.
Is it?
Yes.
Doctor?
I don't know, my biggest dad fail is--
You're a pretty good dad.
I'm a pretty good dad.
I try to be.
Yeah.
You're a good dad.
I pretend to be, in public.
Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]
All right, Andy.
Andy's not satisfied with this game so far.
He's like, let's just stop them.
I was going to let him up.
OK, I'll let him up.
Guys, go.
Can we push in on Andy, please?
Thank you.
[CHUCKLING]
Thanks, guys.
No, just sit with it.
Yeah.
No, he's still going, guys.
Let's keep it-- yeah.
All right.
Perfect.
What is the one thing that you tried
that you'll never do again?
Water skiing.
Oh, yeah, that seems hard.
Yeah.
To be fair, one ski.
I was water skiing-- actually, now that I realize,
it was Emily's fault. I was skiing
great on two skis, first time in my life.
And from the boat, she went, try one ski!
And I went, no problem.
And I put my toe down on this ski.
And you've never--
I think it was mathematically impossible how fast I fell.
It literally went like this.
It was like, bloop.
In the video, I'm gone.
It's just, [YELLS],, and just gone into the water.
[LAUGHTER]
So yeah, that took 12 months to recover from,
and I'll never do it again.
Yeah.
Again, it was Emily's fault. What
is the weirdest thing you ever did to impress a girl?
Weirdest thing I ever did to impress a girl?
I flew 24 hours straight to get to Emily's premiere
when we first met, and then flew 24 hours back after 24 hours.
Aw.
Thank you.
So looks like it was pretty smart.
Yep.
I think she was a little weirded out by it.
No.
Like, wow, you flew all that-- wow, OK.
No, that was really sweet.
Really?
Yeah, I remember the story.
You remember that story?
Yeah, great.
And she loved it.
I slept at your house for three days.
I needed to replenish.
Most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction.
This one?
Is there--
No, you look lovely.
Oh, thank you.
[MIC TAPPING]
Never knew that would work.
[CHUCKLING]
If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
I would be a cheetah, because it's the fastest animal.
And I remember being a kid thinking that was really cool.
Fast.
Yeah, they're very fast.
Very fast.
I like them.
"A Quiet Place--"
[BELL DINGING]
OK.
"A Quiet Place: Part II" comes out March 20th.
We'll be right back.