*beautiful orchestral music*
[Joel] Nice one, man!
[Matt] Had it the whole way!
[Joel] Yeah, right...
[Matt] Ya know, we should get out here more often.
[Matt] This is, uh, good exercise, man. It's good to get out of the office too.
[Joel] Yeah, I know right?
[Joel] Ya know playing catch like this it, ya know, really...
[Joel] reminds me of my dad, ya know. The whole 'father-son' thing, right?
[Matt] (Yeah, I don't know. I mean...)
[Matt] My dad left when I was really young, so...
[Matt] I never really played catch with him. I don't kn-
[Matt] AUGH! Geez!
[Matt] Ow!
[Matt] Oh!
[Matt] Nathan!
[Matt] You got an arm, man.
[Matt] (Geez.)
[Joel] What were you saying about playing catch with your dad?
[Matt] No I was saying I DIDN'T play catch with my dad, cuz...
[Matt] (when I was, like, four, he went on this business trip to London, ...)
[Matt] and met this stewardess and then we never saw-
*HERE COMES THE BOOM*
[Matt] AUGH! [Joel] (OH!)
[Matt] Augh!
[Matt] Auuughhhhh!
[Matt] Geez!
[Joel] Oh, man. You ok?
[Matt] No! He hit me in the face! I'm not ok!
[Matt] (Ow!)
[Matt] Nathan, what the hell, man!?
[Matt] (Augghhh!)
[Matt] (*groan*)
[Matt] Did that leave a mark?
[Joel] Dude, in all fairness, I mean, you weren't really watching. I mean we ARE playing catch, right? [Matt] Augggh!
[Matt] (He can SEE if I'm ready!)
[Matt] I mean, I wasn't even looking that way!
[Joel] Well, you want to stop playing?
[Matt] (No.)
[Matt] Fine. Whatever.
[Matt] (Jesus.)
[Joel] Alright, you ready?
[Matt] Yeah, I'm ready.
[Matt] Anyway...
[Matt] Years later, I decided I'm going to go to try and find my dad in London...
[Matt] so I get on a-
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
[Matt] AUGH! WHAT THE HELL!?
[Matt] COME ON, MAN!
[Matt] WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
[Joel] (Dude, you said you were ready. We all heard you say you were ready.) [Matt] (God!)
[Matt] I didn't know he had another baseball! Where'd that even come from!?
[Joel] Alright well, don't say you're ready if you're not ready!
[Matt] I was ready to throw the baseball I'm holding!
[Matt] Not get hit in the face with another one that came out of nowhere!
[Matt] I mean, come on!
[Matt] No more baseballs!
[Matt] It's just- it's really confusing!
[Joel] (Alright, man, are you cool?)
[Joel] Because, I mean, this is supposed to be fun. Alright, look...
[Joel] maybe we should just stop talking about whatever we were talking about.
[Matt] *sigh*
[Matt] Honestly, I don't even remember what we were talking about...
[Joel] (We were talking about your dad...)
[Matt] Pssh. My dad-
*BOINK*
[Matt] Augh! Ho!
[Matt] WAS THAT A BASKETBALL!?
[Matt] HE THREW A BASKETBALL!
[Matt] (COME ON!)
[Joel] Alright, well, you said 'no more baseballs'!
[Matt] No more balls!
[Matt] No more balls hitting my face or my head!
[Matt] What is the- !?
[Joel] Ok, well this- this seems like an honest mistake, right?
[Matt] (Honest mistake!?)
[Matt] Why does he have a basketball!?
[Matt] Why are you defending him!?
[Joel] (Well, you're not paying attention!)
[Joel] Take some responsibility for your actions.
[Matt] 'Take responsibility for your actions'!?
[Matt] Did ya know, that's the LAST thing my dad ever said-
[Matt] HOLY!-
[Matt] That was a knife!
[Matt] That's not cool!
[Joel] Yeah, I think I agree with Matt on that one...
[Joel] That's, uh, that's-
[Matt] (Not cool!)
[Matt] (I don't like that!)
[Matt] (... at all!)
[Matt] Alright, we're switching!
[Matt] Ok!?
[Matt] I'm gonna throw at Nathan, Nathan throws to Joel, Joel throws it back to me, ok!?
[Matt] (You're not pulling any of that stuff again!)
[Joel] Oh no, no, no I can't. Uhm. Rotation of the Earth, uhh...
[Joel] also I'm allergic to sharp items...
[Matt] (No more of that stuff!)
[Matt] Alright, are you ready, tough guy!?
[Matt] (Cuz this one's coming right atchya!)
[Matt] Alright?- AGUUGHHH!
[Joel] OH!
[Joel] OH, TRUCK!
[Joel] How'd you throw that!?
[Joel] Sh- should we call his mom, or?-
*car door closes*
[Jack] Excuse me? I'm trying to find somebody named 'Matt'.
[Jack] Do you guys know anyone by that name?
[Joel] Yeah, I... I think you just- ran him over with your car.
[Jack] What!?
[Jack] Oh, God! What cruel irony is this!?
[Jack] You see I haven't seen him since he was a little boy, and...
[Jack] I just drove all the way from London to tell him that ...
[Jack] I love him.
[Jack] You see...
[Jack] He's my son!
*BOOSH*
[Jack] MOTHER FU-
*beautiful interrupting orchestral music*