-For a lot of kids, school has been suspended
for the rest of the year, so that means no sports,
no graduation, and of course no prom.
So to all the seniors out there, this song is for you.
It's called "Prom with Your Mom."
[ Guitar playing country ]
♪ You're gonna have to go to Prom with your mom ♪
♪ You're gonna have to go to prom with your mom ♪
♪ She's not your first choice, but she's the only one ♪
♪ 'Cause your sister said no and your dog's no fun ♪
♪ She'll pin you with a very nice boutonnière ♪
♪ It'll happen while your dad is standing right there ♪
♪ Instead of a limo, you'll take a minivan ♪
♪ To the backyard where you'll dance ♪
♪ With your mom hand-in-hand ♪
♪ Your dad will take the punch and be the deejay ♪
♪ While your sister says, "You guys, your so freakin' lame." ♪
♪ Mom will be the Prom Queen, you'll be Prom King ♪
♪ You'll tell yourself it's totally not a sexual thing ♪
♪ You ask her to keep quiet about the special night ♪
Too late, it's on her Facebook.
♪ Racking up the likes ♪
Oh great, Aunt Linda said I look precious...
♪ When Prom ends, you'll gaze into her eyes ♪
♪ And thank her for a night that took you by surprise ♪
♪ You'll say, "Mom, this is not how I thought it would be ♪
♪ But I'm glad I was with you ♪
♪ For this quarantine ♪
♪ You're the queen of my Prom, you're my mom ♪
♪ You're the bomb" ♪
[ Vigorous strumming ]