- Yo, guys, real quick before the video starts,
I just wanna let you guys know
that we officially have a new shirt design.
- It's paletas.
- Almost there.
- Hey, Ramon!
- Hey, Chris.
- What you doing?
- Well, I was trying to open the marzipan
without it cracking, but you kind of messed me up.
- What's the big deal?
You're gonna eat it anyways,
and besides, mazapans taste like fart dust.
- You say a lotta dumb things,
but this time, you crossed the line!
- What are you doing?
- Don't you ever disrespect mazapans again!
- Why'd you hit me so hard?
My head hurts.
Damn, you must've hit me good
'cause you look two feet shorter.
- What?
- Brando?
What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?
I've been here all morning.
Why were you sleeping on the floor?
- Well, Ramon, your cousin, slapped me, and I woke up,
and now you're here.
- Ramon?
That fool lives in Texas,
and I'm pretty sure I've never introduced you two.
- What are talking about?
Of course I know Ramon.
Oh, my gosh!
Did Ramon slap me to another dimension
where I never met him?
Or was it my existence that was replaced?
- Chris, Chris, relax!
Okay, I think your blood sugar is low again,
but I have just the thing.
Mexican candy!
- I don't need candy right now.
I'm trying to figure out what happened to me!
Oh my God, what if Ramon isn't the only one
who isn't here anymore who doesn't remember me?
- Hey, Chris.
- Yeah?
What is this?
- That's Lucas Muecas.
They're basically lollipops that you cover in chili powder,
and they come in this cool, little container
so you can shake it up and add more chili.
- Are you not at all concerned that we're living
in an alternate universe?
- Chris, there is no alternate universe.
You don't know Ramon, and you never got slapped, okay?
So shut up and add more chili.
- Whatever you say, alternate universe Brando.
Anyway, I'm not gonna add more chili.
I can't handle spice.
- Dude, this is like kids' spice.
It's barely spice.
Just add some more.
- Okay.
That's pretty good, not as spicy as I thought.
- See?
If you like that one, then you'll love this one.
I present to you Limon 7.
It's basically a salt and lemon powder
that's really tangy and delicious, and it has no spice.
- Hm, lemme try it.
-You didn't tell me how sour it was.
- Well, you're not supposed to eat it all at once!
- Now I know.
What else do you have?
- How 'bout we try something sweeter?
This is bandera de coco, which translates to coconut flag.
It's a candy bar made out of shredded coconut
with the colors of the Mexican flag.
The sweet coconut just melts in your mouth.
Can you just eat it?
- Ooh, it does melt in your mouth!
This is good.
- Now for the last of the bunch.
You're gonna have to prepare yourself for this one.
- Okay?
- This is a Tama Roca Palebola.
- What is it?
- It's a tamarind candy lollipop
with salt and chili.
Our ancestors wish they had these.
- Not the most visually pleasing, but okay.
How do I start?
- It's not how you start.
It's how you finish.
- Okay.
- That's not what I meant, but okay.
- That was good and all, but I don't feel so well.
- You okay, Chris?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Chris, Chris?
- Chris, Chris, Chris!
- Ramon?
What happened to Brando?
- Brando?
What are you talking about?
- You slapped me so hard, I ended up in another dimension,
and Brando was there, and I ate a bunch of Mexican candy,
and now I'm here, and oh, my God!
I don't know what's happening!
I'm so scared!
Is this some type of simulation?
I need to go to the hospital!
- Damn, we really got him good.