(here comes the boy audio)
(screaming)
- Are y'all ready?
Are you guys excited?
Because I am.
(groaning and grunting)
Oh, thank you.
I thank The Academy of terrible fashion,
here we go.
I have my fashionable pajamas on
cause, as you can see, I'm a fashion icon,
fully qualified for what I've been doing
for the past few years, thank you.
We missed it for a year.
We had that little (panting)
but we here, but we here bitches, we here and we ready,
we ready to judge.
The Met Gala happened.
A night where people get together for,
I don't fucking know what reason,
something to do with art, fashion, preserving.
I don't know.
There's a theme every year.
Everyone tries to dress their best, I think,
mostly everybody.
Their choices.
(comical laughter)
But it's finally here, ladies and gentlemen.
Soak it all in, soak it all in and now let's tear it apart.
A$AP Rocky.
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired.
Rihanna.
Not the best, oh my God.
Come on, girl, we know you can do better.
Rihanna literally has been stunning
every single past Met Gala.
This one is just very, existing.
I don't even know, like, it's amazing.
But it's like, we've seen you do better,
you know what I mean?
It just looks like she's wearing a comforter
around her body, but like low key, be comfortable, baby,
be comfortable.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Do y'all stand?
Y'all sit, right?
How do you sit in this?
Like, galas have food.
How the hell are some of y'all sitting down eating food,
wearing the dresses y'all wear?
Some of y'all are just like standing there
with, like, a plate and just like,
nom nom nom nom nom hi, Beyonce.
Okay, calm down.
Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber, I'm exhausted.
Hailey Bieber, you look really good, you look really good.
So do you, Justin, but I'm still exhausted,
I'm exhausted.
This is the Met Gala.
What was the theme?
History of American Fashion.
This is gonna be boring.
If I don't see somebody wearing a full-ass cowboy outfit
with hip pads going past their arm length,
I want my money back.
If I don't see somebody wearing a traditional Puritan outfit
with the ass cheeks cut out,
I want my money back.
If I don't see somebody dressing up like Bernie Sanders
on an acid trip,
I want my money back.
Right now, I'm being disappointed, okay?
We've all been waiting for this shit, we can't do this.
Olivia Rodrigo, this is what I mean, girl.
Girl, girl, girl, Jesus.
I broke Bruno.
I was a little disappointed in you in the VMAs,
not gonna lie, not gonna lie.
But in here, you said let's fucking go, girls,
I'm ready to party.
Olivia Rodrigo?
More like Olivia Rodri-come here to me and let's be friends.
Okay.
Tessa Thompson.
Okay, okay, with the cowboy boots, too.
She said America, on theme, we're on theme.
And all the red because we're bloody, I don't know.
I'm feeling this though, it's giving me very Bjork.
That's that.
And with the cowboy hat, too, see, she came ready,
the dress has nothing to do with the theme
but she wore some accessories (laughs).
We love a red tide, okay.
Kim Kardashian.
I mean, sure, it's fashion, it's
fashion?
We love a shadow, okay?
Y'all it's okay, she just watched some Peter Pan
and she was very inspired (laughs).
She said a girl has no name.
It would've been so funny if she just
walked on the red carpet without anybody telling anybody
who that was and she's just like posing
and people are like, who this?
She could've dead ass told anyone she was anybody.
If I was wearing that, I would've told everyone
I was Beyonce, bitch, I don't give a fuck.
Prove it, prove that I'm not, prove it.
I know I'm fat, but prove it.
Gigi Hadid, sure.
Sure, I'll take it.
I feel like I've seen it many times,
an unbelieving amount of times, but you know what?
I'll take it, you know?
We had a year off and some of these people
just lost their creativity.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
(stuttering)
Cara Delavagenie!
Peg the patriarchy?
Oh.
I mean.
If Cara (stuttering) wants to peg the shit outta me,
I will not stop her.
Don't be horny on the main, stop being horny on the main.
But it's okay, that's the best I can say about it right now,
I'm sorry.
But I'm guessing she's in the pegging mood, girl,
I guess she's in the pegging mood,
We can't, we can't kink shame that,
This ain't a channel to kink shame.
Let Cara Delevagina peg.
Let her peg.
Kate Hudson, okay.
Okay like, I like it but like, okay.
You know what I mean?
Like, the jacket is giving me very
Crate&Barrel mixed with Limited Too, you know what I mean?
And then the dress is very like,
hey, Barbie wore this once, right?
She's American.
Barbie's American, right?
Iman, I don't know you,
but I sure as hell want to.
She said oh, all y'all stars?
Well bitch, I'm the sun.
What's Gucci?
What's Gucci my nucci?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I feel like if there was ever like a fashion forward
version of the Lion King stage play,
this will be the rising sun, you know what I mean?
Like the gazelles will be leaping over this, you know?
(comical singing The Circle of Life)
Jennifer Lopez.
She did what she had to fucking do,
that's all I'm gonna say there.
She's always showing us a leg,
she's always showing us that leg.
That leg invented Google Images, she knows that's power,
dead ass, it did, I don't know if y'all know this
when she showed that Grammy leg look,
it was being heavily searched on Google,
to the point that the Google CEO decided that
they needed to make a search website just for images.
Jennifer Lopez invented Google Images.
That leg is fucking power, bitch.
Run her her check.
The amount of times I've searched
for a woman laughing at salad stock photo,
thank you, Jennifer Lopez (laughs).
She said wild west means wild yes.
Go ahead, woman.
Lupita Nyong'o, no.
Is that made out of jeans?
That's made out of denim, that's a denim dress.
I mean, denim is pretty American, whatever Levis.
I would like it if I just, like, didn't want to,
and I just don't want to (laughs).
Like, I don't know, there's just something off about it.
It's like a weird miniskirt thing
that turns to a long thing that has like,
what is that, chains?
What, what is that?
What's happening?
And then there's denim, and then her hair is doing something
that I'm guessing is supposed to make sense
but I'm just very confused.
It looks like a bunch of concepts
that came together to make a maze.
Cute.
Shawn Mendez.
(giggling)
Hey, hey Shawn.
(giggling)
Did you forget your shirt?
No?
That was on purpose?
(more giggling)
Wow, you're so wild.
(giggling)
Oh my god, Shawn-y, stop it.
Stop it, you're gonna make me blush!
(giggling)
But on a real note, other than being shirtless,
his outfit is kind of boring,
but he knew what the fuck he was doing.
And you're also going to a gala without a shirt,
is that allowed?
And is he wearing two belts?
What the hell?
It's like the more I look at this,
the more layers I'm finding out.
What are the shoes doing?
Why do the shoes have fins?
What's happening here?
But other than all of that, I will lick your neck.
(singing) Baby, yeah.
Camila Cabello.
I mean, okay, I mean, like, she's there and it's uh,
it's a concept.
So congrats.
Normani (vocalizing name).
Yes, black people can wear the shit out of yellow.
Imma say it, black people can wear the shit out of yellow
and y'all can stay mad about it.
I don't know why y'all would be mad about that.
But this is great, like, come on, yolk.
She said, I am The Southern Bell, Ms. Georgia peach,
thank you very much.
That's her way of connecting it to the theme.
Like, go ahead, fairy godmother, go ahead.
You kind of look bald in this angle, but honestly,
it's a look, girl, go bald.
No don't, don't go bald, don't do that, don't, wait,
don't, I mean, if you want to, go ahead.
This is really great, this is a plus.
Another point for Normani,
Let's give it, let's give it up to the point for Normani.
Another point for Normani.
Kehlani, yes.
Girl, where are your feet?
Girl, your pants too long, we gotta get them tailored.
Girl, we had a year, what happened?
Is that the fashion sense?
Is that on purpose?
I don't know, I couldn't wear pants
ever going past my feet because then
I'll be tripping every two seconds
'Cause girl, I don't know how to walk.
Go ahead with that black and white hair
giving us that Cruella de Vil.
(scatting)
You know what I mean?
And the person next to you looks like they won a pageant,
might want to go thank them or something, cute.
Lili Reinhart.
Yes, but also, have I seen this?
Like, I feel like this has been done before,
but I don't know, I don't know,
I've been reviewing way too many red carpets apparently.
But like, it's cute, are you still doing Riverdale?
Is she in Riverdale?
I've never seen Riverdale (laughing).
Zoe Kravitz, now I've 100% seen this.
I've 100% seen this before, Rihanna.
(singing) Swarovsky Crystals.
Girl, girl, girl.
I mean, it is a look that you put on your body
and I am proud you did that today, congrats.
I love you, I love you though.
Kristen Stewart, I don't
have to
so I'm not gonna.
Cute.
Kendall Jenner.
I mean, it's nice, I mean, you look good,
but give me the drama, you know what I mean?
I want some of that (stuttering) you know what I mean?
I am Kendall Jenner,
now watch me wear this hot pocket wrapper, I don't know,
someone should come in a hot pocket wrapper,
that's American.
Where's Katy Perry with the cheeseburger
when you need her the most?
Taraji P. Henson yes, girl, go ahead.
And then that's it, I guess.
I don't know, I'm kinda bored.
Emily Blunt, what
is happening?
I mean, I like it, it's cute, I like it, it's cute.
It's cute and I like it.
There is so much dripping happening,
I don't even know where to look.
It's like, she's raining.
She's rain
on me.
(upbeat music)
And then the hat is, like, doing something.
I don't even know what's happening,
is she, like, supposed to be like stars in the sky
with rain and the clouds?
America.
Gabrielle Union, girl, girl, why am I dizzy?
Girl, this is an optical illusion, I'm confused.
I like it, but I'm confused.
It feels like it never ends, what is happening?
I'm into it though, I'm kinda turned on.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, tax the rich.
I mean, the dress is pretty boring
and the message, I mean, I understand,
yes, we should tax those rich people.
I mean, we should tax Jeff Bezos,
we should be taxing Jeff Bezos.
Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world,
probably because he doesn't pay taxes,
so we should be taxing Jeff Bezos.
It's my opinion.
Regina King queen, queen.
A queen named King, we got it
with the little gangster print suit,
dress thing, Scarface, all that bullshit.
(singing) Chicago, Chicago.
You know what I mean?
Ciara,
football.
That's football, right?
And the slime green, shoutout to Nickelodeon.
America.
The jersey thing is so weird,
but at the same time, I kinda like it,
it's camp, it's camp, it's camp.
Mary J Blige you're there, congrats.
Kid Cudi.
No, thank you.
Megan Fox, there it is,
there it is.
She is literally always, all the time,
every day when she wakes up, until she goes to sleep,
is that bitch.
Honestly, this is giving me very vampire seductress,
True Blood, that's American, right? (laughs)
Go ahead, queen, another red tide, here we go.
Frank Ocean.
What?
Is this boy carrying a Sim?
What the hell is that?
It's obviously not real, look at it.
It's looking at me, I hate this, what the hell?
We're moving on, what the hell?
What the hell?
Pete Davidson.
You tried,
did you try?
Grimes, there it is, that's how it's done.
I also feel like it's not her first time
taking a sword to the Met Gala.
Didn't she do that before?
Am I, I don't know, who brought a, someone brought a sword.
She's giving me very creature from the sea
ready to battle Atlantis, you know?
King Triton did her dirty and she's ready for some revenge,
you know?
She's Ursula's second cousin, I don't know.
Kim Petras (laughing)
Girl, work, that's a look, that's camp, that's camp as fuck.
She said I am a horse girl.
Go off, queen, what the hell?
With the ponytail, oh my God.
The thing is, it's good, it's really good.
It's just the horse head, it just takes you off a bit
for a second.
But then when you look at the rest of the look,
it's really well done.
The hips, the horse,
it all makes sense, apparently, in my head.
Ben Platt, no thank you.
Jennifer Hudson.
No.
That's all I'm gonna say, no.
Billie Eilish.
Yes, girl.
Giving us that Tinseltown realness, okay.
Where the hell was this at the VMAs?
You walked into the VMAs looking like
you put on a sweater and walked out the door, girl.
You were saving this for later, weren't you?
Weren't you?
Okay, this is amazing, this is glamorous.
Also I love how it like blends into the carpet
so you have like no full idea how big the train is
until you look, like, really closely and you're like,
okay there it is.
This is gorgeous, congrats, you did that.
I'm very happy, go ahead, Bil-l-l-l-l-l-ie.
Serena Williams, no, I'm sorry.
I love you girl, but no, no, thank you,
I'll take my money back.
Lil Nas X.
Bitch.
I'm into it.
Bitch, giving us CP3O, bitch, that's American (laughter).
C3PO, CP30, what is it?
I haven't seen Star Wars in a long-ass time.
Just recently I realized the Clone War
is an actual war of clones.
For the longest time,
I thought they were using the term clone
as like some Star Wars term to like,
recognize, like, the group in the war.
But no, it was an actual war of clones.
But anyways, camp.
Whoopi Goldberg, oh my God.
Someone give her a steamer, what the fuck?
Naomi Osaka, come on, Cynthia (laughs).
Give it to us, where's Angelica?
What happened, did you kill her?
You killed her.
This is Cynthia at Angelica's funeral, girl,
taking all the attention away, what the fuck?
I'm into it, kind of, a little bit, not really,
but kind of, kind of, it's camp.
Timothy Chalamet, yeah.
Okay.
Elliot Page, congrats.
This is your first red carpet appearance, I believe.
I'm just gonna say congrats, that's all I'm going to say
because it's just a suit.
Troye Sivan, okay.
Okay, I mean, work, but like, give me more, oh my God.
With every day goes past, I'm starting to realize
Troye Sivan really likes to dress like
a twink that hates the sun.
That's all I'm gonna say, moving on.
Jackie Aina, you're there, you made it, congrats.
Megan Thee Stallion, you're also there,
you made it, congrats.
Dixie D'Amelio.
No.
MJ Rodriguez yes, very much yes.
Rosalia, of course, except for the shoes,
what the hell is happening there?
Emma Chamberlain, I accept this.
Keke Palmer, I, okay.
Now I'm gonna do one more and then I'm done.
Dan Levy.
I have done one more and now I'm done.
(laughter)
That's it, okay, I'm done, I'm tired of looking.
Oh there's Saweetie.
Okay, now I'm tired.
And that was
disappointing.
That was pretty disappointing, I'm not gonna lie.
I wanted more, I wanted drama.
I wanted that ooh-ooh-ah sensation, girl
but y'all gave me America,
y'all gave me America, honestly.
What a better way to explain America
where you're kind of just there.
By the way, thank you guys so much for watching.
This is literally the third video I've filmed this week
so I don't even know when this one's coming out
or what order so I cannot give any shout-outs.
But shout-out to Dixie D'Amelio for trying her best.
What'd we learn today, kids?
We learned that this theme was shit, okay?
Honestly.
Comment down below who was your favorite look
other than Lil Nas X.
Don't say Lil Nas X, okay?
We all know, we all agree.
Well other than that, I'm going to go, okay?
Hope we all had fun with the grand return of the Met Gala.
I don't know if it was that grand, actually,
now that I think about it.
Hope we all had fun with the return of the Met Gala.
But anyways, my name is Mac,
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Tax the rich!
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