I did not want to do this. (Tom)
(Music)
Looks like we need more space around here.
Well, I guess the only logical option is to add an extra floor on the house.
Eduardo...
What are you losers doing now?
Why did you leave?
WHY?!
Ahhh! Not the face!
(Hardcore Intro Music)
So...uh, sleep well last night?
Ugh. No. Matt kept me up all night.
What do you mean?
Augh. He just kept screaming, crying, begging for help,
his things breaking, the evil laughter, sobbing, his tv keeps turning on and off, his window opening, and suddenly enigmatic gusts of wind are coming through.
You know, that sort of thing.
What's wrong with him?
What do I look like, his friend?
Maybe we should go and see what's happening up there.
(Ominous music)
Hey chums! How is everyone this fine morning?
Wow Matt, this place is actually clean.
Indeed. I thought I might as well tidy up a tad.
I'm surprised you found the time in your busy self-worship schedule.
Yes well, I thought it was time to unclutter my life and become less vain and narcissistic.
I'm impressed. Being tidy, not caring about your looks.
Using words with more than two syllables.
Ha ha. Yeah.
Who are you and what have you done with the real Matt?
(Edd continues laughing)
Oh.
(Explosion)
(Evil Laughter)
After centuries of waiting, I can finally take over the world.
I will level mountains, destroy monuments, enslave ent-
But I like monuments.
What?
I don't want to destroy monuments.
I Don't Care.
You can't do-
Silence Mortal.
The world will tremble at my feet.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Well you don't.
Why not?
Because I'm controlling your body.
I hate you. You threw away my milk.
The milk was expired.
You're expired.
How dare you.
You know what? Bugger this.
(Ethereal Notes)
Guys, I think our house might- MIGHT...
Be a little possessed.
Or nothing. Maybe- maybe it's nothing.
And the last horse crosses the finishing line.
Can we still get in?
I don't see why not, we just open the and-
Oh! Now I'm going backwards.
Well, I hate to say it, but we, uh, we could ask-
Eduardo...
for help.
Oh, but those guys suck! They'll never help us.
I think there's a good chance, just as long as we're really really subtle.
(Door bell version of Eduardo theme)
Um, pardon me neighbor. What a lovely day.
Could we, perchance, borrow a cup of your finest sugar?
Oh god! You gotta help us! Our house is haunted and with a guy who wants to destroy monuments!
Does anyone have any spare trousers?
Jon, Mark, come check these douche bags out.
Yeah. It appears we might have a very slight, teeny tiny...
spirit infestation.
(Intensely Creepy Music)
Ah, looks as stupid as always to me.
Ghosts? Spirits?
Sounds like you bozos have been watching too many-
(Intensely Creepy Music)
(ROAR)
Oh lordy! The ghost has transformed our extension into pure cardboar...
We'll help you guys.
WHAT?! You're crazy!
How could you not like ice cream?
Ice cream is delicious.
Too cold. It hurts my teeth.
Wait, when did we start talking about this?
Anyway, as for the ghost thing,
That sounds about right. Didn't you get spirit insurance?
Damn it, past Edd!
Hello, uh, Insta-roof?
Yeah, yeah, um.
(Annoyed Sigh)
People need to start reading the ad.
Caution: Rooms may contain ghosts, spirits, poltergeists, or rabid ferrets?
Yeah, our factory's between a cemetery and a vet.
(Snarling and screaming in background)
It's not ideal.
So there's nothing you can do?
Not unless you got that insurance.
Sorry fellas.
You know what? This store's a load of bull-
FERRET- (Screaming)
So, any luck with the psychic?
She said haunted houses were stupid and that you guys were stupid.
I thought she said we were stupid.
I'm gonna punch you in the face.
So, what do we do now?
The only thing we can do.
Wreck everything in the house.
Move really really far away.
What?
I don't know. Matt kind of has a point.
I mean, uh, it cleaned everything in his room. Maybe it just hates mess.
Oh, right, yeah! That's...that's what I meant.
Cause of the ghost.
I- I didn't forget.
You guys are so lame. Like we want to spend all afternoon watching you destroy your earthly cherished possessio-
Yeah...
Someone pass the soda.
Okay guys, we ready? Are we ready, guys? Guys, are we ready?
ARE WE READY?!
YEAH WE'RE READY!
Yeah.
ARE WE READY?!
WE'RE READY!
Yeah...
ARE YOU READY?
YEAH WE'RE READY!
Yeah!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!!!
YEAH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHH!!!
Yeah, we're ready.
Nice armor...idiots.
Owwwww. I didn't even say any-
SHUT UP.
Charge!
(Fight Music)
Oh dear god! It's
exactly the same.
(Snap) The attic!
The attic?
The attic.
(Fight Music)
(ROAR)
(Mark and Jon laughing)
(Mark, Jon, and Eduardo laughing)
(Fight Music)
(Ghost Laughing)
EDD!
Hang on a tick, did you say Edd?
Um...yeah?
Wait one second, I have to check something.
Blimey, this is a bit of a cock up, but I have the wrong house.
Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
I'm actually after a Mr. Eduardo
(Evil Laugh)
Hey, stop that you lousy ghost!
(Screams) Relinquish our property!
Do you think we should help them?
Nah.
I'll get you for this, you dirty sons of-
(Music)