Hey good morning as an apple brand
ambassador I wanted to tell you all
about the brand new iPhone 11 which we
just announced earlier this week now I
want to clarify that while nobody
actually appointed me to be an apple
brand ambassador as an ex-googler tech
leap who's suffering from imposter
syndrome fired from Facebook I'm facing
my incompetencies head-on and I'm going
to fake it until I make it I am going to
make myself an apple brand ambassador
whether you like it or not so first up
let's talk about the iPhone 10 RS I mean
the iPhone 11 so here's what the iPhone
11 is we took last gens budget iPhone 10
are with a crappy screen throw on the
ultra wide field-of-view lens and then
renamed it into the iPhone 11 and we
think that that you know maybe that will
trick you guys it's actually the first
year in which the iPhone is not really
an advancement in order to bump the
specs we took the last gen Bionic a12
chip started working on that fix a few
bugs and then at some point we just said
you know what we got shipped this thing
let's rename it to the bound like a 13
chip and then just ship that out it's
supposed to be a little bit better I
think it's better and then we did this
for the higher-end model the iPhone 10
has renamed it into the iPhone 11 Pro
which is actually for anybody in fact
pros don't even use this stuff real pros
use DSLRs as a pro myself and you know
what's interesting about this additional
why the angle lens that we've added to
all of our phones is it's not even on
the front it's on the back so the funny
thing is we look at a similar phone like
the pixel 3 they put the wide angle lens
on the front so you can do like white
groupie shots with your friends you
don't get to do that with the iPhone 11
there's that funny now there's a few
additional things that actually make our
phones better than anybody else's and
the first is we got fonts we got really
cool fonts we even have reached assign
the camera out there's a new font in it
called SF camera it is so pro you're
gonna love using it now I know what
you're thinking
we've lost our edge Androids taken over
you can essentially get like a pixel 3
phone which has the whole OLED screen
for Half Price
this is like 500
our similar model if we were to match
these specs as $1,000 for the iPhone 11
Pro and you can even pick up like say a
pixel 3a
also with the OLED screen for like 400
bucks so how are we going to defeat
these guys well it's simple what really
sets the iPhone apart what really makes
it magical is not the hardware that
that's just gonna be garbage don't look
at that what we've got our exclusive TV
shows exclusive games that's what's
going to keep you coming back to Apple
that's what's going to make our stuff
magical so here's what we're gonna do
we're gonna give you Apple TV plus free
you're gonna start watching that and get
hooked on some show and you know we're
just going to keep that show dragging on
and on it's never actually going to end
and you're just gonna have to keep
watching it and the only way to watch it
is to continue buying iPhones because
it's exclusive that's how we're going to
lock you into our ecosystem we're also
releasing Apple Arcade with a bunch of
more exclusive games and titles you know
when I first saw these exclusive games
and movie shows I sort of thought to
myself well why is that good I don't
care if it's exclusive in fact if
anything it just decreases the quality
and budget for a show because they're
not able to reach all of their audiences
Apple arcade is the only place you can
get unlimited access to over 100
groundbreaking exclusive new games made
for iPhone iPad Mac and Apple TV you
can't find these games on any other
mobile platform or subscription service
you know a lot of these games on say
Apple arcade they're bottom of the
barrel junk games that the developer
couldn't really get soda anywhere else
so then they thought well might as well
just throw into a park aid maybe they
come on that has a little bit that way
and really that same reasoning of low
quality content is going to apply for
Apple TV plus as well
Apple consists of say just 20% of global
market share so for any content producer
who's really turning out triple-a titles
they're going to want global
distribution Apple is just not going to
be able to give you that you're going to
get hooked on low-quality garbage
content that just goes on and on that
never ends we're just going to drag on
the episodes as long as we possibly can
make the games really grindy so
can never really quite finish them now
cell will battle a warrior 11 years in
the making
on the next Dragon Ball Z you may know
this there's also the applecart which
again is another hook to just lock you
into this whole ecosystem once you get
that you become tied to your phone
there's really no other way to manage
that card and even if you were to look
at this in terms of OS if you check the
recent Android 10 update they also have
iPhone 10s gestures right it feels very
similar to an iPhone 10 you have all the
same gestures in which you can switch
from app to app and they also have
better multitasking like if you were to
watch a YouTube video you can actually
go into pip mode on Android so you can
watch videos and minimize mode which
iPhone can't even do and so we can see
here that the big shift if you continue
to stay in the Apple ecosystem is the
content that is going to be the
distinguishing factor of iPhone versus
Android it's up to you whether you want
to get yourself hooked into these games
and movies and TV shows and using the
Apple credit card personally I don't
want to get myself locked into that
system because it's just going to be way
too expensive I'm not willing to pay two
or three times the price of a phone just
to be able to get access to content like
this I mean that content is so worthless
they're offering it for free and so
starting today when you buy an iPhone an
iPad a Mac or an Apple TV you get one
year of Apple TV plus a over although I
think that this is just a sad state of
affairs it just shows how much
stagnation is happening in the mobile
market after a whole year of innovation
the only thing we've got here is ultra
wide angle lens added on to the iPhones
that's pretty much it so there you have
it that's our keynote house can we burn
some time here this is innovation that
matters
powerful dual camera system night mode
and things we didn't even have time to
talk about like faster face ID water and
dust resistance wireless charging water
and dust resistance Wi-Fi fix longer
battery life faster charging new designs
water and dust resistance there's also
faster cellular
better water resistance stronger glass
new designs Wi-Fi fix and more and so
much more
anymore it is so pro you're gonna love
using it so I would recommend that you
not just sit there but apply it to Apple
and try to fix this stuff and you can do
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