>> HONEY, COME ON. THE COAST IS CLEAR.
>> THE SIGN SAYS IT'S A HOT TUB. THE SIGN SAYS IT'S AFTER HOURS
FOR THE HOT TUB. >> YEAH, WELL IT ALSO SAYS YOU
CAN'T GO IN IF YOU'VE HAD DIARRHEA IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS
EITHER. >> WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING,
MISTER? >> YOU KNOW YOU DID.
NOW, GET IN HERE AND BE A LITTLE RECKLESS.
>> OH MY GOODNESS. YOU ARE GOING TO GET US KICKED
OUT OF THE RADISSON SELECT. ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ] HONEY, WHAT IS THAT?
>> HI, Y'ALL. >> HEY.
>> ARE YOU SPIRITS? >> OH, YOU MEAN LIKE GHOSTS?
YEAH. >> YEAH, GO AHEAD.
PUT YOUR HAND THROUGH MY FACE. AH!
I'M KIDDING. IT DON'T HURT.
>> OH HONEY, I BET THEY'RE GONNA TEACH US SOME KIND OF CHRISTMAS
LESSON. >> YEAH, LIKE SHOW US THE ERROR
OF OUR WAYS. >> LIKE THAT CLASSICAL CHRISTMAS
STORY. >> OH YEAH, WHAT WAS IT?
LIKE THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL?
>> I WISH. I LOVE MUPPETS.
>> NO, WE'RE JUST TWO DEAD STRIPPERS THAT GET TO HAUNT THIS
HOT TUB EVERY CHRISTMAS. >> YOU'RE STRIPPERS?
>> WE WERE. >> WE'RE DEAD NOW.
>> YEAH. WE WORKED AT BIG JIM'S JUG, RUG
AND TUG JOINT ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE FAMILY CHICKEN
RESTAURANT. >> SO HOW DID YOU TWO PASS?
>> HONEY. THAT'S RUDE.
>> NO, IT'S OKAY. THERE'S A SONG ABOUT IT.
♪♪♪ ♪ IT WAS CHRISTMAS
AT THE STRIP CLUB BACK IN 1973 ♪
♪ BIG JIM CLOSED UP EARLY SO WE COULD TRIM
THE STRIPPER TREE ♪ ♪ WE GATHERED ALL
OUR PASTIES AND SET THEM
ON EACH LIMB ♪ ♪ THEN BIG JIM
MADE HIS ANNUAL JOKE ABOUT GETTING
CHRISTMAS TRIM ♪ ♪ WE TOOK OUR
CHRISTMAS QUAALUDES HAVING FUN JUST
HANGING ROUND ♪ ♪ WE SAID IS IT SAFE TO SWIM
ON QUAALUDES THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT ♪ >> OH, IT'S STARTING TO SOUND
LIKE THEY DID SOMETHING DUMB. ♪ SO WE SNEAKED INTO
THIS HOT TUB ON THIS CRYSTAL
CHRISTMAS NIGHT ♪ ♪ WE SAID LET'S
DO SOMETHING FUNNY AND HAVE A
CHICKEN FIGHT ♪ ♪ I GOT ON THE BOTTOM
AND I GOT ON THE TOP ♪ ♪ AND I GOT UP
ON BOTH OF THEM WHILE THEY BOTH JUST
SHOUTED STOP ♪ >> WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M BIG JIM. >> BIG?
>> NO, NO. IT'S A FUNNY NAME.
>> YEAH, LIKE WHEN YOU CALL A BIG FAT GUYS, TINY.
>> OKAY, SO YOU'RE DEAD TOO? >> HONEY?
>> I DON'T MIND IT. IT'S IN THE SONG.
>> YEAH, LET'S GET BACK TO IT. ♪ SO I SAT ON TOP
OF THE CHICKEN BUT IT FELT LIKE
SOMETHING WAS WRONG ♪ ♪ THEN I NOTICED THE
GIRLS WENT UNDER AND THEY WERE DOWN THERE
FAR TOO LONG ♪ ♪ SO WE POPPED OUT
OF THE WATER TO PLAY A JOKE
ON JIM ♪ ♪ BUT OUR FOREHEAD
HIT JIM'S FOREHEAD AND WE ALL SUNK
DOWN AGAIN ♪ ♪ THEN WE HAD A
STARING CONTEST UNDERNEATH THE
HOT TUB FOAM ♪ ♪ BUT WE SWALLOWED
TOO MUCH WATER AND NOW THE HOT TUB IS
OUR FOREVER HOME ♪ >> DID YOU GET WHAT HAPPENED IN
THE SONG? >> WE DROWNED IN HERE.
>> SO THE THREE OF YOU DROWNED HAVING A STARING CONTEST?
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
I GUESS SO. YOU KNOW, WE WAS JUST HAVING A
GOOD TIME. >> AND THAT'S THE MEANING OF
FRIENDSHIP. >> AND HEY, ISN'T FRIENDSHIP
WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT? >> NOW DON'T Y'ALL FORGET THAT.
>> WELL, IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. >> WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
>> THEN IT'S CHRISTMAS AND WE GO BACK TO HELL.
>> YEAH, WE ONLY GET THE ONE NIGHT.
ANYWAY, BEFORE WE GO -- ♪ SO HERE'S OUR CHRISTMAS
LESSON THE AFTERLIFE IS LONG BUT WE ALL HAVE TO GO
SO WHY NOT GO WITH FRIENDS ♪ ♪ AND YOU'LL
NEVER BE ALONE ♪ >> ONE MORE THING.
THAT DIARRHEA YOU'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
PREGNANT. >> OH, HONEY.
>> YOU'RE HAVING DIARRHEA RIGHT NOW?
>> YES, BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
>> CONGRATULATIONS. >> Together: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
Y'ALL. >> OH!
I GUESS THEY TAUGHT US SOMETHING AFTER ALL.
>> DID THEY? >> WE FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO GET A REAL DOCTOR TO ESTABLISH THAT, BUT
HEY, GET OVER HERE. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]