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Anybody who’s ever had kids or even spent a little bit of time around them knows that
they can be absolutely hilarious.
They often don’t even mean to be funny, but their innocence and their tendency to
always be honest can result in some very amusing situations.
Teachers know this better than anyone, and sometimes they receive answers on tests and
worksheets that are too funny not to share.
Which is what brings us this list of the top 10 funniest kids test answers!
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10.
A Certain Future When Warren was asked to draw a picture of
what he thought he would look like in 100 years, his teacher probably expected a wholesome
image of a grandpa sitting in his chair surrounded by his family.
But Warren had other ideas and drew this, a tombstone which says “Warren R.I.P”.
I mean, to be honest, Warren is just being a realist, so A+ for that.
9.
Hunger Games Overpopulation is a huge issue for our planet
right now.
In 2017, it was reported that there were 7.5 billion of us crammed onto Earth, and that
number is only increasing year after year.
Scientists and governments are working hard to find a solution to this problem, but so
far they’ve come up with very few solutions and we’re still speeding towards a catastrophe.
Perhaps that’s why one teacher took it upon themselves to find the solution to overpopulation
right in their classroom.
This was one kid’s solution.
The funny part is he didn't leave an explanation, so you just imagine a child with a stern look
on his face, completely confident with his short solution, as you ask for more detail.
8.
She’s Right…
Kids are king at stating the obvious and sarcasm flows out of them, seemingly at every given
moment.
This kid took this to a whole new level though when they were asked to complete a history
quiz.
One of the questions asked what ended in 1896 and this was their answer.
I guess they’re sort of right, but I’m willing to bet that the teacher was hoping
for a different answer.
Does anyone know what actually did end in 1896?
Let me know in the comments.
And no, it wasn’t my college education, I’m not that old, folks!
That was 1901, thank-you-very-much.
Pft..
Kids these days and their fancy record players and lawn darts..
7.
All You Need is Love Geology tests usually aren’t of interest
to me, but this adorable answer has made me change my mind.
Asked what the strongest force on Earth is, one kid decided this was their perfect opportunity
to show off their romantic side.
Their answer?
Love, of course.
I’m with the kid on this one - but my answer would have been, "What is, what gives a Jedi
his power, Alex.
Now let's go for Funniest Kids Test Answers for $600, please."
6.
Wolverine’s Biggest Fan In my opinion, a dumb question deserves a
dumb answer.
And this kid clearly agrees with me.
When they were asked what their favorite hue was, they answered Jackman.
Despite the spelling being different and the rest of the quiz being about math and science,
this kid either truly thought that the teacher might be enquiring into their favorite man
named Hugh, or he’s just a wise guy that watches too much Top10Archive.
I think it’s probably the latter.
5.
This Kid for President This next answer proves that the kid who wrote
it is perhaps the most enlightened person on the planet.
One kid was asked the question, "what do we call the science of classifying living things?"
And their answer was, well, pretty spot on actually.
They went with racism, which is a perfectly valid answer in my opinion.
There’s no word on whether the teacher marked the answer as correct, but I sincerely hope
that they did.
4.
Do Not Touch This isn’t technically a kid’s test answer,
but it’s so funny that I had to include it.
During a spelling test, one student had an embarrassing mishap where their nose ran all
over their paper.
Did they choose to keep their incident a secret?
No, they absolutely did not.
Instead, the student came clean to the poor teacher that had to mark it.
Circling the offending snot puddle, their warning reads “do not touch, is snot it
fell from my nose.”
Gross as it is, I really admire this kid’s honesty and think he's going to be a future
president.
Mark my words - Snot-Nosed Kid, 2060.
3.
Mean Girls From honesty straight to cruelty – we can
all learn a lot from this kid, too.
One girl was completing a worksheet about the environment when she was asked whether
she’d want to take a dip in a filthy lake with a fellow kid.
The girl’s would-be swimming partner was illustrated on the worksheet and this clearly
distracted her when she went to answer.
The first part of her answer is correct – nobody wants to swim in trash-filled water.
But the second part?
Dang, girl!!
She gave the answer that the boy’s chubbiness would also put her off, which the teacher
rightly declared to be cruel.
2.
High-Frequency Noise There’s no way that this kid wasn’t having
a laugh when they filled out this amusing answer.
In a test, they were asked, “What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?”
What did this kid answer?
"Mariah Carey", complete with three hearts that must have been intended to show how much
they love the superstar singer.
The answer is actually 20,000 Hz, although as we get older this reduces and we lose the
ability to hear sounds that are around this higher level.
Which probably explains why I think my computer speakers are broken every Christmas when I
go to listen to "All I Want For Christmas Is You".
Not like I haven't heard it million times already like the rest of YouTube.
Oh, zoinks!
Err..
What do the kids these days say?
A savage.
Yea guys, I did a savage.
I savaged her good! Ok.. moving on..
1.
Naughty Buzz Lightyear Number one on my list of the top 10 funniest
kids test answers is this incredible spelling error.
Technically it’s not a test answer, but it’s so hilarious that it deserves the top
spot.
We all know and love Buzz Lightyear from the Toy Story movies, but this revelation might
be enough to put you off him for life.
When an innocent kid decided to draw their space captain superhero, they gave him a cute
speech bubble that was intended to say “I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace.”
But sadly, there were a couple of spelling issues that resulted in a very different message.
My question is, is he just a bad speller, or is there a Toy Story and American Pie crossover
movie that ya'll aren't telling me about?