- Let's talk about Tyreek Hill,
the Kansas City Chiefs' wide receiver
who is being investigated according to the Kansas City Star
and Overland Park Police who say
they are investigating two incidents,
including one where a source from the Star
believes that his three-year-old son broke his arm.
- They're not investigating the three-year-old son
broke his arm, they're investigating
that Tyreek Hill broke his son's arm.
- Right. - Yeah, you didn't say that.
- I said it was a domestic assault case.
I think people can put it together.
- No, if they investigate the son broke his arm,
but they're saying Tyreek did it.
It wasn't the mom, he didn't just fall,
he didn't fall out of a fucking tree,
Tyreek Hill broke his own son's arm.
- Well they haven't charged him yet,
so it's a little, careful.
- But that's what they're investigating,
that's the story, allegedly.
It's a domestic violence story with a twist,
you know what I mean?
It's a kid this time, which I always enjoy.
(Erica laughs)
We do a lot of you know, they're beating up women,
I don't like that.
It's a boy, it's a three-year-old boy,
then we can have some fun with the topic,
you know what I mean?
Then we can kind of mess around.
When I saw the story, my first thought was
what did the kid do, you know what I mean?
They never asked that.
When, who's the running back who beat his kid
with a switch? - Adrian Peterson.
- Adrian Peterson never explained what his kid did
to deserve that, do you know what I mean?
He was just like, I punish my kid sometimes,
I hit him a little too hard.
He never said like, if he had been like the kid,
you know, put oatmeal in my DVD player,
then we'd be like okay, maybe you were justified.
So I want to know what Tyreek Hill, like,
what the kid did that Tyreek Hill had to
allegedly break his three-year-old son's arm over his knee
which is how I imagine it,
that's how I imagine he broke the arm.
How would you picture it, Gregg?
- I wouldn't.
- You think he maybe threw him down some stairs
kind of thing, or like just picked him up by an arm
and broke it?
Do you think maybe they were playing?
- While you say it's kind of more fun to play around
with the kid angle of it, it does involve the kid's mom
as another person involved, separate,
and she was also someone he beat up
in a domestic assault in college and pled guilty it,
while she was pregnant with this kid.
So there's levels, there's levels to it.
- Gregg, how did he get drafted
if he got charged with domestic violence in college?
How'd that slip through the cracks of the NFL?
- He got drafted a little later.
- Did the people find out after he got drafted
that it happened?
- People knew ahead of time.
- They knew it all the time, yeah?
Was there a chance that the kid broke his arm
when Tyreek Hill beat up his pregnant mom
and then they didn't find out about it until later on?
(Erica laughs)
- Three years?
- I've never seen you guys so uncomfortable with a story
before, I hope we use this as part of the YouTube video
because Gregg is so uncomfortable.
- I'm not.
- Erica gasped, which I've never heard before.
Listen, it's a three-year-old.
- Look, I made it through the Kraft week,
I think I can survive.
- Getting his arm broken by his own father.
- [Gregg] Yeah.
- And how was Tyreek Hill this year, as a player?
Did he have a good season?
- He was good enough that there was a report
on our network about a month ago
that they were discussing a contract
which might make him the highest paid wide receiver
in the league. - Really, okay.
- That was before this came out.
- So he earned this, in a way, you know what I mean?
You're allowed, and listen, here's the thing.
You break an arm, you break a bone in your body,
this is science, you break a bone in your body,
it heals and it's stronger than ever before.
You can never break it in that place again.
Isn't that what parenting's all about,
preparing your children for the world?
- What is this medical science you speak of
that it's stronger than before?
- It's a fact, it's a fact.
When a bone breaks, when it heals
you can never break the bone in that same place.
It's like, it's break-proof.
- (laughs) That's such nonsense.
- That's the medical term, break-proof.
If you're a doctor and you're listening to this.
- You make it sound like it's one of those lizards
where you cut the head off and it can grow again,
grow like another arm.
- If you cut off the tip of a baby's finger
it will grow back.
I saw that on Twitter once, on a WTF Facts,
that that's true.
- As a result, there may be a brief period
in the healing process when the fracture site
is stronger than the surrounding bone.
- A brief period.
- But they later reach equal strength,
and the fracture site is no more or less likely
to break again.
- What'd you read that on?
- NewYorkTimes.com.
- I though in general if you break a leg
you're more likely to break it
cuz it just shows you're kinda prone to it.
- No, you're thinking of dislocating an arm or a leg--
- Shoulder. - Or something, yeah,
then it's gonna happen all the time.
So Tyreek Hill didn't do that, he was smart enough
not to dislocate his son's arm.
But I want to know what the kid did.
Listen, okay?
If Walker hadn't turned it around,
and Walker's four, he's probably past the age
where you can break his arm.
(Erica and Gregg laugh)
But if he's three then I think sometimes
you gotta teach them a lesson,
and there's no better lesson than breaking him.
He didn't burn the kid, which he could have done,
depending on what the kid did, I don't know.
Maybe the kid didn't do anything and Tyreek Hill
confused him for another kid that did something?
- Well it would seem that no matter
what a three-year-old did, you know,
it wouldn't be worthy of breaking his arm.
(Erica laughs)
- I mean not for me, you know?
But again, I'm not a father. - Apparently.
- I don't know the joy of being a father
and disciplining your own child.
- Neither do I.
- Actually I guess I can tell, I've been around your kids,
they've never been disciplined.
(Erica laughs)
But if they were my kids, they'd be in casts right now.
- A Jesus Christ statue in a small--
- No, no, that's not a statue.
- They called it a statue.
- It's a doll.
- It's a doll, but they call it a statue
because it's up in a house
and they have it prominently displayed.
- You don't turn a doll into a statue
by putting it up in a house.
- That's what they call it, (Erica laughs)
that's what they're calling it.
Residents of a small village in Acapulco, Mexico
are concerned because they claim
that for the fourth time this year
this baby Jesus doll
has started crying blood.
- My favorite part of the story is,
cuz I read the story and it was like a doll
that they claim is a baby Jesus doll.
It's not like an official like TM baby Jesus doll,
it's just a baby doll that they're like
this could be Jesus.
It looks just like a regular baby doll.
- Yeah, I'm a little confused why it's a baby Jesus doll.
- It looks like a girl.
- Especially with the very professional looking
blood (Erica sighs) coming out of its eyes.
- It looks like a girl that Tyreek Hill babysat.
(Gregg and Erica laugh) Allegedly.
- It's a baby wearing a bib, too,
like is Jesus wearing a bib--
- Yeah and it's got like a hat.
- And a hat that says Bear on it.
- I thought the baby doll would have like
a beard and long hair, but it doesn't,
and that's what Jesus was all about from birth.
If you guys read the story of the nativity scene,
baby Jesus, full beard when he was born.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- So they are concerned in this village that--
- But aren't they excited, they're like oh this is like,
some people think it's a good thing,
like this is God saying hey, what's up, Acapulco rules.
And some people are saying oh, maybe it's the devil.
- Right, one woman said, yeah,
a lot of people have said it's done by the devil,
others think it's a message from God.
They believe that the statue's crying is
in direct response to the amount of murders
in that village, in which there are many.
- And it's not just crying, it's crying blood.
- Crying blood.
- [Anthony] Which is a whole other level.
- It happened first on New Year's Day,
and it's happened three more times since, this year.
- I would love to know who noticed it first.
Who was like hey, what's up?
- It's in someone's house.
- No one's like hey, is that ketchup?
(Erica laughs)
Like I don't believe that dolls cry blood.
That's probably not a baby Jesus doll.
Dolls mostly don't cry blood.
Did you play with dolls when you were a kid, Erica?
- Yes.
- Did any of them cry blood? - Never.
- Never, not even when you rapped?
- No. (laughs) - No?
Cuz I would think that would do it.
Gregg, how do you feel about this Jesus doll,
do you think it's legit?
- I mean, I thought the most telling part of the story
was from an unnamed priest
and representative of the Catholic Church
that will maybe go to this person's house,
cuz they're afraid to bring the baby doll
into the local church because that might upset God,
and so they want to leave it where it is.
But he said the Catholic Church is gonna come,
they're gonna check it out, and he did admit
a rational explanation could be at play here
because not everything is a spiritual phenomenon.
- That's true. - You think?
(Erica laughs) - Whoa, whoa.
Was that sarcasm at the end?
I love that the Catholic Church can find a miracle
if they need it, you know what I mean?
If you wanted to make a new saint, it's like oh,
this was kind of a miracle.
But if you actually say oh, what about this?
The Bible's full of stuff that you wouldn't believe now.
If you were like hey, Erica turned water into wine,
is that a miracle, maybe she's a saint?
They'd be like no, it's total bullshit.
When you read it in the Bible, in the King James version,
I don't know how many versions you've read
but the King James is the best one,
then they're like that makes perfect sense,
that's what happened.
- I just like, like how does this become a story?
Who's idea was it to try to make this a story?
- There are two kinds of stories coming out of Mexico.
One is there's a caravan coming,
another one is a drug dealer shot up a lot of people,
and the third one is Jesus is crying.
It happens all the time.
Wasn't there like a Virgin Mary statue?
- Yeah, a very similar--
- That they thought was crying and it turned out
it was sewage coming,
it was like backed up sewage (Erica groans)
coming out of their eyes, right?
- A very similar one happened last year, yes.
So my thought was probably the doll people,
whoever has this in their house
thought that got some good pop,
they're upset about all the murders going on in town
and they gussied up this doll with some eye blood.
- You know, I call myself an atheist or an apatheist,
I don't care if there's a God,
but whenever I hear about a baby doll,
a Jesus baby doll crying blood, I think you know what?
Who knows for sure, maybe there is a heaven
and I don't want to go there.
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