And that's how Abraham Lincoln defeated the Canadians.
Oh, hello.
Here at the Swellview Academy for the Gifted,
or SwAG., we have real teachers,
and real students.
And we totally teach real classes.
Our teaching staff utilizies all of the lastest web technology...
To teach our totally real and not at all fake students.
Uh...uh...
- He's fast, isn't he? - Yeah.
He's definitely going to try out for a real school's real track team.
- Which we have. - Yeah.
Bye.
We here at SwAG. like to strive to challenge our students,
helping them reach their fullest potential.
Students like Bose here.
Like Bose here.
Oh...
Son, why don't you say a little bit about our great school.
A little bit about our great school.
Let's talk about the school and what it's like to go here, be a student here.
I really like when we do normal school stuff,
like sharpening pens.
Oh, oh, OK...
[laughing]
Ah...
What do you mean? There's a square and there's an X. X squared.
That's not a square.
Ah! Why can't I figure this out!
Oh, whoa, hey! Get some better lighting in here, folks!
Schwoz!
Turn it on! You're touching me! Stop touching--
What's going on? I was trying to study when someone turned out the lights.
What did I miss?
[screaming]
There's that darn PA system acting up again...
We have a PA system?
Any-Ray, if you're looking for a real school with a real education,
check out SwAG. We can help change...
- Your future! - Your future!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
[laughing]
They bought that, right?
Well, that was a collossal waste of time.
I know I’ve got what it takes to be a superhero. And I know they do to.
[sigh]
Okay. Show me how ready you are.
[sigh]
Let’s do this!
♪ Danger ♪
♪ Whoa oh oh! Whoa oh oh! ♪
♪ Danger ♪
♪ Whoa oh oh! Whoa oh oh! ♪
- I haven’t learned to aim yet. - Just believe.
Bose! How could you?
- Get in there and bring back Captain Man! - Copy that.
Get up!
[screaming]
Dang it!
- Hey. Hey! - Captain Man?
- We’re up here. - Bose, what are you doing?
- Will you guys get down here? - We can’t!
- What happened? - We got stuck in the wall on
- the way back! - That can happen?
I have just learned that it can!
[groaning]
- I thought that would work. - You see!
- Not ready! - Yes! We! Are!
[screaming]
- You guys! I got my superpower! - It’s about time.
You can fly?