>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, TO OUR PROGRAM.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST HAS PLAYED BATMAN AND
BIRDMAN.
HE NOW STARS IN A NEW SPIDERMAN.
PLEASE WELCOME THE MAN, MICHAEL KEATON.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) .
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I MET THIS GUY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU MET JON.
>> I DID.
REMEMBER, WITH WINTON MAR SALIST AND I THINK CHRISTIAN McBRIDE
WAS THERE THE DUKE ELLINGTON THING.
>> Jon: I REMEMBER THAT.
>> LIKE THREE YEARS AGO, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Jon: ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.
>> THERE WAS THIS THING AT LINCOLN CENTER.
AND I WAS ASKED TO HOST THE THING OR EMCEE THIS THING.
MAN, THERE WERE LIKE KIDS THAT WERE LIKE TEN YEARS OLD.
>> I KNOW.
>> CRAZY, JUST PLAYING STUFF THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
AND I SAW HIM AND I WENT ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
WHEN I SAW HE WAS YOUR BAND LEADER.
>> Stephen: HE IS VERY MATURE FOR A 12 YEAR OLD.
>> Jon: I'VE GOT TO GET THE FACIAL HAIR TOGETHER.
>> THERE WAS A TROMBONE PLAYER KID.
>> Jon: OH YEAH.
>> AND.
>> THEN JOEY WAS THERE PLAYING, NICE.
>> WE'RE JUST GOING TO TALK.
>> Stephen: OKAY, FINE.
HE GOES TROMBONE, HE GOES OH YEAH, YEAH, THAT GUY.
THAT SAY REALLY GOOD TROMBONE PLAY THARY CAN MAKE SOUNDS WITH
THAT.
>> THAT IS KIND OF AMAZING.
>> Stephen: ISN'T THAT PRETTY.
>> LOOKS LIKE JERRY GARCIA'S T-SHIRT.
>> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S OUR PRIDE DOME
TODAY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOW.
>> IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, WE'VE NEVER MET.
>> Stephen: YEAH, WELL, I MEAN YOU'RE A BIG FAMOUS MOVIE STAR,
LIVE IN LOS ANGELES.
>> I'M TOO BIG, IN OTHER WORDS.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE VERY BUSY AND I'M VERY BUSY.
WE SORT OF MET AT ONE OF THOSE BIG FAMOUS THINGS, THOSE FAMOUS
EVENTS.
I DON'T GO TO THOSE.
DO YOU GO TO THOSE?
>> I ALWAYS IMAGINE THEY ARE LIKE FUN THINGS THAT FAMOUS
PEOPLE ARE DOING.
>> I THINK WE'RE DEFINITELY MISSING OUT.
>> Stephen: OH REALLY?
>> OH YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHO IS THERE, LIKE CLOONEY AND PIT.
>> AN WE'RE LIKE HOME.
WE'RE JUST-- HOME.
>> Stephen: AS LONG AS YOU KEEP WORKING BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A
FAN OF YOURS SINCE NIGHT SHIFT AS I WAS SAYING BACKSTAGE.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT WORTH GOING BACK AND SEEING IT.
THE BATMAN MOVIES, CLEAN & SOBER, BIRDMAN, SPOTLIGHT, THE
RANGE OF WORK IS AMAZING.
>> THANKS.
>> Stephen: SO WHEN YOU SAY MICHAEL KEATON, EVERYBODY KNOWS
MICHAEL KEATON.
BUT I FOUND OUT ARE YOU NOT MICHAEL KEATON.
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW THAT, THAT IS JUST A STAGE NAME.
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ANOTHER NAME, YOUR REAL NAME YOU
ACTUALLY SEUSS USE, TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT IT IS.
>> MY REAL MAKE IS DOUG-- DOUGLAS, MICHAEL DOUSE
LAS.
IMMEDIATELY GETS A LAUGH.
>> Stephen: SO EASY.
>> YEAH.
MY REAL NAME, AND I GOT A GIG, I WAS JUST STARTING OUT AND I GOT
THIS JOB AND BECAUSE OF THE UNION THERE WAS PIKE DOUGLAS WHO
USED TO HAVE A TALK SHOW.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> AND MICHAEL DOUGLAS, THE MOVIE STAR, ACTOR.
AND SOMEBODY SAID WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR
NAME, I SAID I DON'T REALLY WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME, I'M VERY
PROUD OF MY NAME, BY THE WAY, I'M EASING MY NAME BACK
INTO-- I'M TRYING TO KIND OF EASE IT BACK IN.
BECAUSE I'M PROUD OF MY NAME.
SO THEY SAID WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME.
I SAID WHY.
BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OTHER GUYS IN THE UNION.
SO I CHANGED MY NAME.
NOW WHAT IS GREAT IS I USED MY REAL NAME, MICHAEL JOHN DOUGLAS
FOR EVERYTHING, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, ON A MARQUEE OR A GIG,
RIGHT.
SO PEOPLE GET VERY CONFUSED BECAUSE THERE WILL BE, YOU WILL
BE GOING SOMEWHERE AND THERE WILL BE A DRIVER WITH A SIGN
SAYING MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND THEN I SHOW UP.
AND THEY LOOK SO CONFUSED.
BECAUSE-- .
>> Stephen: THEY'RE EXPECTING TO SEE.
>> YEAH, IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF YOU GO OH, WELL, HE'S
OBVIOUSLY NOT MICHAEL DOUGLAS WHO, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE KNOWS
MICHAEL DOUGLAS, WRUS LIKE A NORMAL GUY.
THEN THEY GO YEAH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW-- .
>> Stephen: THEY THINK THEY'RE HAVING A STROKE.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: WHY KEATON.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, SO WHAT I WILL DO, I WILL GO, IT USED TO BE, I
HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS.
EXPLAIN, NOW I DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
I JUST KIND OF ENJOY WATCHING THEM JUST KIND OF GO, WAIT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHO IS HE?
I DON'T KNOW, I WAS IN A KS IN THE ALPHABET N THE UNION, I
THOUGHT-- .
>> Stephen: IT WASN'T LIKE BUSTER KEATON OR DIE ANN KEATON.
>> HOWEVER, I'M NOT JUST SAYING, A HUGE FAN OF BOTH, TRULY T HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT, I WAS IN THE KS IN THE ALPHABET, IT IS
CLOSE ENOUGH, HOW ABOUT THIS, HOW ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW, ONE OF
THOSE MOMENTS.
AT THE TIME THE BRILLIANT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS CERTAINLY
NOT DOWN BUT REMEMBER THAT PERIOD WHERE HE WAS LIKE, THE
JACKSON'S LIKE CRAZY, INSANELY TBREAT, THEN THERE WAS A QUIET
SPOT UNTIL HE BLEW UP.
>> Stephen: YEAH, BETWEEN JACKSONS AND OFF THE WALL.
>> YES, SOMEWHERE RIGHT IN THERE.
>> Stephen: I'M A FAN.
>> ME TOO.
SO I THOUGHT YOU KNOW, MY MIDDLE NAME IS JOHN, YOU AND I ARE FROM
LARGE FAMILIES.
>> Stephen: LARGE CATHOLIC.
>> LARGE IRISH CATHOLIC NEAMS, A LOT OF NICKNAMES, MY MIDDLE NAME
IS JOHN, THEY CAUSED TO CALL ME JOHN, JOHNNY, JACKSON, I THOUGHT
YOU KNOW I WILL PUT MICHAEL JACKSON DOWN.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU IMAGINE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> YEAH, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THE DRIVER IS HOLDING A SIGN THAT
SAID MICHAEL JACKSON AND YOU SHOWED UP.
THAT WOULD BE REALLY CONFUSING.
>> YEAH.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: OKAY, BIG IRISH CATHOLIC FAMILY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE AN ALTAR BOY.
>> I KNOW, HAVE I WATCHED THE SHOW.
IT WAS REALLY KIND OF GREAT BEING AN ALTAR BOY, IT WAS
NERVE-RACKING AS WELL.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU GOT TO WEAR A QULEUMPLE.
>> YEAH, MAN T WAS TBREAT.
>> Stephen: AND YOU GOT TO HOLD THE PATEN WAS THE
THINK-- BACK THEN THERE WERE PATENS, THEY DON'T USE THEM ANY
MORE.
>> DO YOU REMEMBER ANY LATIN ANY MORE.
>> Stephen: (SPEAKING LATIN) WHICH IS THE FIRST THING THE
PEES SAYS WHEN HE COME OUT, DID I GET IT RIGHT.
>> HAVE I NO IDEA, I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS.
-- .
>> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ONE I WAS GOING TO SAY
YOU'RE NOT REALLY MICHAEL DOUGLAS, ARE YOU A PROS
TET-- PROTESTANT.
SO YOU'VE BEEN BATMAN, YOU'VE BEEN BIRDMAN.
>> MI BATMAN, NO, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) GO AHEAD.
>> Stephen: AND NOW YOU'RE IN SPIDERMAN.
>> I AM.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS
HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP?
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS CLIP.
BUT.
>> Stephen: OKAY, WHO DO YOU PLAY IN THE SPIDERMAN?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stephen: WHICH CHARACTER DO YOU PLAY IN THE SPIDERMAN MOVIE?
>> SPIDERMAN.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YEAH, I'M SPIDERMAN-- YEAH, I'M SPIDERMAN, WATCH THE CLIP.
WHY, WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> WHAT DID YOU-- .
>> Stephen: WHAT DID I THINK WERE YOU?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEETLEJUICE IN THIS.
NO, NO, NO.
>> LET'S LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER.
JIM?
>>-- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I BELIEVE YOU NOW.
I CAN'T TELL WHO'S TALKING.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE I'M SPIDERMAN.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
I'M HEARING TBREAT THINGS.
>> IT IS GOOD, ACTUALLY, VERY GOOD.
>> Stephen: SO YOU'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW, AGAIN, IT WAS LIKE 30
YEARS AGO I SAW YOU IN NIGHT SHIFT, HAVE YOU LIVERED IN L.A.
THE ENTIRE TIME.
>> I WAS LIVING HERE FOR AWHILE.
I USED TO WORK DOING SOME PLAYING IN PITSBERG AND WOULD
COME UP HERE AND AUDITION AND I WAS GETTING READY TO MOVE AND
MOVED TO L.A BUT I WAS LIVING OUT THERE WHEN
I DID NIGHT SHIFT, YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY SO YOU KNOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DOING THE
FAMOUS STUFF THAT YOU DON'T DO AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO.
>> YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR T I JUST DON'T GET INVITED.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.
NOW THEY KEEP INVITING MICHAEL KEATON, AND YOU'RE LIKE WHO'S
THAT.
WHAT DO YOU DO, HOW DO YOU GET AWAY FROM, LIKE, FROM THE WORLD
AND RELAX.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I JUST LIVE, I JUST LIVE, I LIVE IN L.A. AND I
LIVE IN MONTANA.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO IN MONTANA.
>> IT'S GORGEOUS.
I JUST CAME IN FROM THERE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU FLY FISH.
>> DO I.
>> Stephen: THAT IS FANTASTIC.
>> FOR ABOUT 35 YEARS I FISHED, I FISH DOWN ON THE GRASS FLATS
OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
EVER FISH THERE.
>> Stephen: MY ENTIRE LIFE.
>> DID YOU REALLY.
>> Stephen: YEAH, WE CALLED IT RED FISH, SPOT TAIL, CHANNEL
BACK.
RED DRUMS, BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING DOWN TO GO FISHING THERE NEXT
WEEK, ACTUALLY.
>> AWESOME.
>> Stephen: DID YOU EVER FISH THE BLACK FOOT RIVER S THAT WHAT
ST. >> YEAH, YEARS AGO, GORGEOUS.
>> Stephen: HAVE.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN OUT THERE.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.
>> COME OUT AND FISH SOMETIME.
>> Stephen: I ACCEPT ON CAMERA >> I KNOW, I KNOW, SO NICE TO
MEET YOU, MICHAEL JOHN.
SPIDERMAN HOME COMING IS IN THEATERS JULY 7th.
IT'S SPIDERMAN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ZOOEY KAZAN.