>> James: WELCOME BACK.
NOW PEOPLE OFTEN COME UP TO ME, AND THEY ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT
THE SHOW, THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE.
SO WE'VE GOT A LITTLE TIME TONIGHT.
WE THOUGHT WE WOULD DO THIS SEGMENT, THIS IS AUDIENCE Q & A.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, WELL, THESE ARE THE GOOD TIMES, TIME TO LIFT UP THE KILT
AND SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH DOWN THERE.
SEEMS I'M A TRADITIONAL SEE IF I'M TRADITIONAL SCOTSMAN OR NOT,
SERIOUSLY NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS, QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SHOW,
ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, ANYBODY AT ALL, ANYTHING.
THE MAN JUST UP HERE IN THE-- YEAH, THE HOODIE THERE,
YEAH.
>> HEY, JAMES.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, SUCH A BIG FAN OF THE SHOW.
>> James: THANKS, MATE.
>> THANKS SO MUCH FOR DOING WHAT YOU DO.
>> James: THANK YOU.
>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW, WHAT IS MERYL STREEP LIKE?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: SHE'S AMAZING.
SHE'S WONDERFUL.
SHE'S-- SHE'S INCREDIBLE, LIKE, SHE'S-- SHE IS A FANTASTIC
ACTRESS, YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
LIKE AN AMAZING, I WILL NEVER FORGET WORKING WITH HER ON INTO
THE WOODS, YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT TRULY WAS, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE BEHRS EXPERIENCES OF MY
LIFE, ONE OF THE GREATS, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
ANYONE ELSE HAVE A QUESTION, MAYBE ABOUT THE SHOW, ABOUT THE
EMMYS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
FEW HAND, THE LADY HERE, JUST WAVE TO THE MICROPHOTOGRAPH.
>> HEY, JAMES.
>> James: HI.
>> SHOW IS SO GREAT, JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT.
>> James: THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU #R I JUST WANTED TO KNOW, I LOVED WHEN ONE DIRECTION
WAS ON THE SHOW.
>> James: SURE.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'LL EVER GET BACK TOGETHER?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: AGAIN, NOT REALLY A QUESTION ABOUT ME OR THE SHOW
BUT, YOU KNOW, LOOK, I LOVE THOSE BOYS.
I CONSIDER MYSELF A DIRECTIONER.
SO YEAH, I LOVE WHEN THEY COME THROUGH INDIVIDUALLY AND I HOPE
THEY DO.
I HOPE THEY DO GET BACK TOGETHER.
AND MORE THAN THAT, I HOPE THEY DO WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY.
THEY'RE REALLY GREAT GUYS.
HAS ANYONE GOT A QUESTION ABOUT ME OR THE SHOW OR THE EMMYS, WE
DID A BIG BIT WITH JULIA ROBERTS LAST NIGHT, ANYONE AT ALL, YES,
THE GENTLEMAN HERE, YEAH.
>> HEY, JAMES.
>> James: HI.
>> I WAS JUST BONDSERRING IF YOU HAVE EVER EATEN AT LUCY'S BISTRO
ON THIRD STREET?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: YES, I HAVE,S THAT-- THAT IS SO WEIRD.
I WAS THERE-- I WAS AT THAT RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT, I HAVE
NEVER BEEN BEFORE, THAT IS WHERE I WENT LAST NIGHT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
PAPARAZZI DIDN'T GET ME, DID THEY.
I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE ME LIFE, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH, IT WASN'T THE PAPARAZZI, JAMES.
I WAS ACTUALLY YOUR WAITER THERE.
>> James: YOU WERE?
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE-- YES, OH MY GOD.
YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW WAS YOUR SERVICE?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS--
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THE SERVICE WAS-- THE SERVICE WAS GREAT, YOU
DID GREAT.
WERE YOU FANTASTIC.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS.
>> IT'S JUST REAL WEIRD CUZ YOU DIDN'T LEAVE MUCH OF A TIP.
>> James: SORRY, WHAT?
>> NO TIP.
>> James: WHAT, THAT ISN'T TRUE, I REMEMBER LEAVING, I LEFT
A PERFECTLY GOOD TIP, YEAH, I DID, I LEFT $10.
>> YEAH, IT WAS A $340 MEAL.
>> James: OKAY, YEAH, THAT-- WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE
THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD TIP-- WHAT IS THAT, ABOUT-- 4%,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, I REALLY AM, I-- I KNOW WHY, I DIDN'T
HAVE ANY -- I DIDN'T HAVE CASH ON ME BECAUSE I, I HAD
ALREADY-- I GAVE THE VALET, I GAVE HIM $20 BEFORE I-- YOU
KNOW, WHEN I GAVE HIM MY KEYS I GAVE HIM $20, HE TOOK ALL THE
CASH.
SO HAS ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ME OR THE SHOW OR-- YES,
THE GENTLEMAN HERE, YOU, SIR.
>> YEAH, JAMES, I'M THE VALET FROM LAST NIGHT.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME $20.
YOU ACTUALLY DIDN'T TIP ME AT ALL.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WELL, THAT ISN'T A QUESTION.
AND I ASKED FOR A QUESTION.
THAT'S NOT A QUESTION.
LOOK, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO STOP AT THE ATM, OKAY.
I WANTED TO, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME, I THOUGHT I WOULD AND I'M SORRY,
I REALLY AM, WERE YOU GREAT.
IS THERE ANY QUESTIONS-- I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
SUCCESS OF THE SHOW, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK-- THE GENTLEMAN
HERE, YES, YES, YOU, SIR, YOU, SIR, HAVE YOU GOT A QUESTION
ABOUT ME.
>> YEAH, I DO.
WHY DON'T YOU TIP THEM NOW, JAMES.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, SO LEAVE A TIP, DO IT NOW.
DON'T YOU THINK SHALL DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE A TIP?
(APPLAUSE) LEAVE A TIP.
LEAVE A TIP.
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
>> LEAVE A TIP.
>> James: STOP, STOP IT!
FINE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'VE GOT ANY-- HAVE GOT ANY-- I
HAVE-- OKAY, (LAUGHTER)
CAN YOU BREAK A $100?
>> BOO!
BOO!
>> James: I'VE ONLY GOT-- I'VE GOT TWO $100 BILLS.
>> GIVE THEM THE MONEY.
GIVE THEM THE MONEY.
>> James: I'M DOING IT, THERE YOU GO, THERE, THERE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THERE'S YOUR TIP.
(APPLAUSE) WHAT?
OKAY, OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: A HUNDRED BUCKS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW-- I'VE DONE T OKAY, A
HUNDRED DOLLARS TO PARK A CAR, THAT'S QUITE THE HUSTLE.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I LOVE TO TIP, I AM A BIG-- I'M A BIG
TIPPER, LET'S HAVE TIME, WE GOT ONE MORE QUESTION.
I REALLY WANT A QUESTION ABOUT THE SHOW OR ME, MY-- MY-- MY
RISE, YES, YES, THE LADY UP HERE, YES, THERE YOU GO.
>> HI, HI, JAMES.
I WAS YOUR WAITER ATIOLANDA'S MEXICAN-- .
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL, THAT'S IT, FORGET T
THIS IS A DISASTER.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."