I actually don't feel comfortable continuing the show...
without you guys having a little bit to eat.
Is that-- would that feel good for you?
I just feel like, is there any-- can anybody on the show--
If there's anything that you guys can find, like a cookie.
Just literally anything, if there's soup, just loose soup poured in their hands.
Just whatever, okay, wait, what is that?
Doughnuts.
Oh, doughnuts, okay, great, yeah, great. I'll just actually--
That's wonderful. There you go.
You get two of them.
If there's like an extra, I'll take it, you know, for--
Oh, you want to give me half? Great. Thank you.
I did not.
Go for it!
You guys, I'm not gonna make any promises to you.
I'm not gonna promise that I'm gonna have a baby.
But I want you to know, that if I do...
at least, for once in my goddamn life...
my period would not be completely fucking useless to me.
Yeah, because, you guys, I have never had a pregnancy scare.
So it's never been a relief to get it.
And now when I said "period", there were possibly some of you...
that got a little weirded out, especially the gentlemen.
"Oh, disgusting!"
Well, I don't believe you've ever had an honest conversation with a woman.
Yeah, because if you think periods are disgusting...
you have no idea... how disgusting periods actually are.
I wake up in the night and I am bleeding a crime scene!
Into my bed!
And no one else is around, I gotta get up and process it.
I gotta take it, put it in plastic bags...
and send it to the lab and see who did it, and it's always me!
I'm the victim and the perpetrator every time!