Hey, guys! So yesterday I was having a little look
through my old harddrive, which--
(squeals)
I love him, Amazing Phil.
Of course, I found more innocent chat logs.
It was really interesting, jumping back into the life of 14-year-old Phil.
When I started dating a girl-- I'm gonna call her Loosie--
and we got together on MSN and we broke up on MSN.
Getting together!
Is that guy on YouTubers React?
-I'm jus single all the time-- -Oh my god.
That's uncomfortable!
I wanna get better at kissin. Wud u show me? ;)
Whoa, go Phil!
ship it!
-Um...will you be my girlfriend? -Will you be my girlfriend?
-I will. -I will.
LOL. (laughs)
(reads as Lucy) Alright!
(children cheer)
Hah! The achievement.
The breakup.
(reads as Kyle) Er, mate, we're at Final Destination 3 and Lucy got with James.
-(Phil) HEY! -(reads as Lucy) Hi, honi!
(Phil) So, apaperently, u were kissin another guy.
Apaperently...
The chatspeak was just so terrible!
(Phil) I spnt my time buying chocolates for u 2day.
Awww...poor Phil.
(reads as Lucy) Sorri bb wasn't anythin bout the bad kiss.
-(Phil) The bad kiss?! -(cracks up)
(reads as Lucy) Sorri I hurt you, hun.
The moral of the story is even though that seemed like
the end of the world back then, right now I can
look back on it and laugh.
Today's Draw Phil Naked is...
I hope you're all doing well and I will see you very soon.
What?!
I never understood this part of his videos.
Damn, he has balls for putting it out there, man.
Cause he looks stupid, I'm not gonna lie.
Hello, Internet. So how've you been recently?
Dan and Phil?!
Another British guy.
I unplugged a hole deep within my mind that contained
all the memories I have been trying to forget my whole life
and now these memories are attacking me when I least expect it!
Oh, that happens all the time!
This is the one I like to refer to as "a cringe attack".
-This is where-- -I like those.
you sit innocently enjoying life, when...
GTA.
(Dan) Bam!
(Dan) A wild repressed memory appears!
(laughs) Pokemon!
You guys are showing me all the people I love,
like, goodness gracious!
Why does this happen?
It's so true, it's so true!
It's literally impossible to have one without
flaming like an octopus or going--
-IDIOT! -(laughs)
My friends already think I'm insane.
Now they think I'm possessed!
Yeah, cause no one does that!
They don't just hit themselves in the face randomly.
I know, right?
I love it when he uses more than one Dan.
-(laughs) -(Phil) Dan, what's wrong?
-(Phil) Oh my god! Call an ambulance! -Oh my god, he's having as seizure!
(Phil) The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
If you suffer from cringe attacks, know that it is
perfectly normal to regret 90% of your life--
It's kind of a sad life if you regret 90% of your life.
danisnotonfire. Oh, I've seen this.
I've seen those comments. Please, please, please, please, please.
-It's probably our noses is ready. [is this right?] -Nose what out.
Did you explain the theory behind the whiskers?
-I-- -So they're friends. Yeah.
How much fringe do you actually have?
I don't know if I've said it yet, but I really love them.
-Take a slow motion video. -Let's do it.
Sexy.
I watch all the Phil is not on fires 20 times everyday.
It's about time you had a pillow fight!
Whoa!
Make up a best friend handshake.
-Hey there, friend! -Hello, sir!
-Friendship! -Yeah!
Ow, my hands!
That happens every time I high five someone.
It says, "Phil, do the sexy end screen dance."
It's speed walk with sex Dan screen dance.
Click here, guys.
Don't be shy. Click away.
That's awesome.
No, no, no, not towards the camera.
They were so funny!
I love them so much.
(Finebros) So do you know who those two guys were?
Not at all.
Some British dudes?
(in British accent) No, but they're British. (laughs)
Yes, Dan and Phil!
Dan and Phil!
That was amazing Phil and danisnotonfire.
(Finebros) So here's a picture of them.
They are Amazing Phil and danisnotonfire.
Dan's hot! Not gonna lie.
Dan is on fire!
Their hair looks fantastic. It's really nice.
I feel like they're just real best friends and I love that.
(Finebros) So let's talk about the videos.
Phil's video is about his one week relationship.
What did you think?
That was amazing!
So relatable!
She kept calling him "hun". Poor thing!
That's so sad. It's funny though.
He has balls too, too put that out there.
I bet a lot of people who are 14 right now can relate to it.
When I was younger, I did the same MSN messenger chat thing.
You see it in school and both of you just...so scared to even talk to her.
But once you go home, you're like, "big baller" her, like, "What's up, B-B?"
(Finebros) Now, at the end of Phil's videos, he always puts up
fan art of someone drawing him naked.
What do you think about that?
Honestly, I think it's weird.
Okay, it's definitely not the weirdest thing on YouTube.
What if your mom found that drawing in your room, like,
"Why do you have this drawing of this man naked?"
You're like, "Well, mom, it's for YouTube!"
(Finebros) And Dan's video about cringe attacks.
What do you think about that?
I agree. I love videos where you totally relate to it
and that happens to me a lot.
I do that! Like, I'll think of something and be like, "Ugh.
Why did I do that?"
Middle school Tori--worst Tori ever!
I went through a scene phase, not gonna lie.
I had the beaded bracelets
and my hair was not...(sighs). Uuuugh!
(Finebros) And then the third video was the Q and A video
they made together. What'd you think of that?
That was cute! It's cute that they're friends.
I didn't know they were together.
That's Q and A. It's the basic YouTuber.
Bromances make my little heart siiiing!
Pretty close friendship. They're probably cool. They're homies, you know.
What are they--"mates" in England.
(Finebros) At the end of Dan's video, he tends to do the sexy end screen dance.
The sexy end screen dance!
(Finebros) Do you think that's a good idea?
If it works, it works.
Not about that life.
The girls are probably down, you know? But me, I'm not with that.
It's always the same old stuff!
Like, subscribe, press the like button.
But they're like sexy endslate.
It's brilliant.
(Finebros) They are a couple of the most popular vloggers
on the whole site right now. What do you think is making
them stand out, even though their format is very similar
to what you see a lot on YouTube?
Well, I know girls like them cause they're British.
Well, they're British and they have accents, so there's
the whole entire world's girl population right there.
Because they have accents...
duh!
Their hotness scale is off the charts!
I think it's cause they're nerdy too.
A lot of vloggers are not that nerdy.
You can tell that they really care about what they're doing.
They're really appreciative.
And they're pretty cute.
There's some attractive looking people.
They're all friends somehow.
They do the same thing and generate views due to the same fan base
being a fan of those other channels.
You have that one fan girl, she's not only gonna be a fan
of that one British guy. There's gonna be the other 12 British guys, you know?
(Finebros) A lot of people don't understand why vlogs are so popular.
How would you explain to someone why people do enjoy watching vlogs?
I wish I could explain it cause I don't get it either.
But, then again, people don't like it when you watch,
let's say a gamer play online, so everybody has a different taste.
I don't get why things are popular.
I don't get why Teens React is so popular!
We're just talking about videos, but people love it!
You kinda feel connected to that person in a sense.
It's something that most people can relate to!
They do things--like, we've all done something like that.
And so we can look at them and go, "Oh my gosh!
There's somebody else that does that!"
You watch TV shows that's people living their lives
and you want to see what happens in their lives.
This is that, but with real people that are actually doing things
that are real and affect the world!
I feel like we have more of an appreciation for the simple things.
Adults, I feel like they kind of want to see more effort put into things.
Kids nowadays don't really need that.
We just kind of want to sit for five minutes, see something short and sweet,
it's okay if they're in their room.
And adults would rather do something else with their time.
(Finebros) Dan and Phil have had so much success that they actually
now have a radio show in the UK on the BBC.
What do you think about that?
Oh! Can I move to London?!
Let's go to London!
(Finebros) Why do you think radio stations, and even,
for the most part, TV networks and movie studios,
tend not to work with YouTube talent, despite the large audience they have?
YouTube really doesn't get respect.
Maybe TV gets jealous of YouTube's success.
They're like, "No! TV's ours."
They're scared.
The fact that stuff like using a vlogging camera and a Mac
can get you so famous, it's almost like a threat to them.
YouTube is slowly destroying all those other media entities.
So, I mean, why would they help something that's kind of
destroying them?
You have these big TV moguls who kinda look down on YouTube,
where it's like, "Oh, it's just these amateurs."
They don't understand that the Internet is this huge thing,
that it is the future!
But, honestly, I don't want YouTubers to have TV shows.
It's bad, but they're mine! Like, they're on my computer screen.
(Finebros) So, finally, when Dan and Phil go to conferences
like Vidcon, or even at their radio show, they tend to get mobbed by fans.
If you saw them in real life, what do you think you would do?
I'd probably say hi and walk off.
I don't get star struck.
I'd be like, "Okay."
And that would be it.
Screaming. Lots of screaming and fangirling.
(imitates a bomb exploding) My ovaries would explode!
If I ran into them randomly, then I would completely fangirl.
There's just a lot of freaking out and inner meltdowns.
Screaming, crying, and peeing my pants all at once.
But I'd try to stay collected and calm.
I'd freak out. I'd scream to my friends, and they're like,
"Oh my god! Go talk to him!"
And I'm like, "Oh my god! No, I can't!"
Until I get up the guts to go and talk to them
and then I'm like, "Oh my god! Can I take a picture with you?
I really love you."
I'll smile, but inside I'm literally dying and, like, when
they touch you, it's just like, "Oh my god! They're touching me."
And it's so embarrassing to say, but it's just the truth.
(in British accent) Thanks for watching this episode of Teens React!
Let us know what YouTubers we should react to next.
There's new React episodes every single week,
so make sure you subscribe.
Goodbye, internet!
Byyyyyeee! (laughs)