- Welcome to the Wild World of Wii Controllers.
That came at me very quick.
We've got, ugh, I thought this was a new item.
Look how freaking gross that is.
(coughs)
Full of cigarettes.
(coughs)
Didn't know you can still smoke bowling alleys.
Oh, okay.
If your fingertips are too big or too small
they've got a bunch of additional finger tips.
It's a little big.
- I don't like that noise.
- You don't like the sound of the Wii ball?
(scraping noise)
Actually, it's kind of a
- [Matt] We have to censor all of that now.
- Get your mind out of the gutter.
(laughter)
- Let's go!
Well, that's a simple accessory.
If I push buttons on the outside,
it just pushes it on the actual remotes.
Oh, my ball is pointing.
My ball is pointing.
This is not ergonomic to use.
I will tell you that
- [Joanna] Mii Channel?
- I did not do that.
Oh, you know what?
The ball also has a habit of just rolling around
and pressing buttons when you set it down.
- [Matt] Yeah, balls roll.
- It's just, it's just pressing different things right now.
Okay, so I need to use, oh, okay,
immediately I found a problem.
The D-pad to actually adjust is over on the top, which means
that you are really extending out,
like I feel like I'm gonna get like a cramp or something.
Cause it's a lot of weight that you have to
kind of hold and then you're pushing down
(video game character yelling)
- [Matt] (laughs)
- [Joanna] Is it that heavy?
Goodness gracious!
- It surprised me!
When you throw the ball, all that weight is meant to fly.
But when you're still holding it, I'm like
I feel a lot of tension here in like, sort of my wrist
which does not feel great.
I'm gonna say that while you're almost certainly
gonna give yourself carpal tunnel, thumbs
up on the Wii bowling ball.
Next up we have
- [Matt] This is practice.
Something so upsetting about this coming
in a vacuum sealed plastic bag.
- I feel like I'm not in on the joke right now.
- [Matt] You never are.
- Is this a baby?
Is this the baby from the This Is?
- [Matt] Let's go!
Wait, what baby from This Is?
- [Austin] We did this on an episode of This Is,
when we did some of the weird controllers.
- [Matt] Oh yeah.
I don't watch our content.
- It's the baby.
It's so cute.
And it has a hole for a Wii Remote.
Oh no, I don't like this.
Who thought this was a good idea?
- [Joanna] From the bright minds that brought you
brought you Cooking Mama?
- Wait, was it Cooking Baby? (laughs)
- [Joanna] No, oh my God.
- [Matt] No, that's the DLC.
- [Joanna] No, it's Babysitting Mama.
Oh my God.
- [Austin] (laughs)
I meant it like you're like a baby and you're cooking.
- [Joanna] That still makes no sense.
(laughs)
- And that's all you get, your home button.
- [Matt] Just point the baby butt at the
- [Austin] It doesn't go through the butt!
I gotta take it out.
You gotta launch the game before you put
the remote in the baby.
(all laugh)
- This is not right.
This is not
This is not right.
Babysitting, babysitters guide, memories,
options, versus play.
I'm gonna do babysitting.
- [Matt] What is versus?
- Who's got the cooler baby?
You don't do that, Matt?
- [Matt] Oh my God.
- [Austin] Okay, I gotta take learn how
to take care of a baby.
What do I do?
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, what, what was going, what am I doing wrong?
- [Joanna] He's learning a lot.
- [Matt] This is where we learn
that Austin's a horrible father.
Careful, one more strike and they're calling
Child Protective Services.
- Milk! Milk! He needs some milk.
Ah, don't get angry.
Don't spit up!
- [Matt] You're burpin' him next.
- Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Sorry.
I just, I just don't like any part of this.
I don't like the fact that you've got some cyborg baby
with a Wii remote sticking out his back.
Thumbs down.
The double thumbs down.
- [Joanna] Are you going to, you know,
yeet this one like you do all the other packages?
- No. I will gently give it to Matt so he can deal with it.
Cause my turn's over.
Matt -
- [Joanna] You're the proud new owner.
- [Austin] Don't shake the baby.
("yeet" background noise)
(explosion sounds)
- [Austin] Wow.
- [Joanna] No!
- [Austin] Cold-hearted.
Are these just boxing gloves?
But wait.
Oh my.
(laughter)
So this one clearly seems like where
you're supposed to put the Wii remote.
Won't get it in there.
Okay, here it comes.
Oh, I don't like this
Bro, this thing's in there so tight!
So I have my, Wii remote on the outside
which I will say makes my fist feel very stiff.
Creator Clash, here I come!
All right, here we go.
- [Matt] You're a little, you're a little
out of breath there buddy.
- [Austin] Actually kind of fun!
Why are my hands literally not in the right,
my right hand is like way above.
- [Joanna] Oh, the, this music.
Let's go.
(video game music plays)
- [Matt] Are they gonna copyright this?
- [Joanna] No, it's fine.
- [Austin] The gloves actually work pretty well.
Certainly feels better than
just taking the Wii and the nunchuck.
Now gimme five minutes to get out of the ring here.
- [Matt] You seem pretty out of breath after doing that.
- [Austin] No.
- [Matt] Let's do something a little bit more your speed.
- [Austin] Okay.
What is this?
(laughs)
The fishing, wait, it comes
with the Wii remote and nunchuck and everything?
Oh, what a deal!
Have either of you guys ever been fishing?
- [Matt and Joanna] Yeah.
- [Austin] Okay, good.
- [Joanna] Have you?
- [Austin] I have two fishing trophies from
when I was a child.
- [Joanna] Oh, wow.
- [Austin's Mother] Go Austin, go!
- [Austin] I caught the most fish when I was six or seven,
and then I caught the biggest fish when
I was like eight or nine.
Got the trophies.
- [Matt] I feel like I'm very quickly being
encased in boxes over here.
- [Austin] It does look like you got a lot
of Wii accessories.
- [Matt] Oh, this video's just getting started my friend.
- [Austin] So I'm gonna insert my Wii remote in.
Wait. Ohhhh, wow, that feels terrible.
Try it.
- [Female Video Game Voice] Miss!
- [Austin] What do you mean miss?
Let's move on even though you failed to cast
correctly after three attempts.
- [Joanna] It got sick of waiting on you.
- [Austin] Okay, yeah, I'm done with this.
This sucks.
If you've got the patience, maybe.
- [Matt] What happened to, "I have
a bunch of fishing trophies?"
- [Austin] Sometimes they're not biting, Matt!
It's called fishing, not catching.
- [Matt] That, that was weirdly poetic.
- [Austin] I've gotta give this a thumbs down.
It works okay, but it seems needlessly complicated
and also not that accurate.
Also, it's not that much fun.
Sorry.
- [Matt] All right, so fishing wasn't your game.
Maybe hunting would be better.
- [Austin] Chicken Shoot.
Wait, this is your game?
- [Joanna] Yes, the game of my people.
- [Matt] Yikes.
- [Austin] Well, okay then.
What accessory do I need for Chicken Shoot?
Is it a Wii -
- [Matt] Okay.
- [Austin] A crossbow.
Not a word I can't say on YouTube
to get demonetized, a crossbow.
- [Matt] I believe it's officially the zapper.
- [Austin] Zapper, I can say zapper.
- [Matt] And if I remember correctly
this one had a bunch of channels to run all the cables.
- [Austin] Oh yeah, you're right.
This whole thing opens on the bottom.
I can run my cables.
Ah, look at that.
This was actually designed by people who care.
Sorry, where were we at?
Okay, this is designed by Nintendo.
Let's not go that far.
- [Joanna] Okay, my dad bought me
this game, so say nice things.
- [Matt] Why is it using a Glock?
- [Austin] I'm zapping 'em.
- [Matt] What is that thing in the bottom?
- [Austin] It's a minion.
A-ha, I got it!
I'm shooting planes down,
I mean, zapping planes down.
- [Matt] Okay, dude over here trying to (bleep sound) thing.
- [Austin] Okay.
- [Joanna] Okay.
- [Austin] Let's try a different game.
I think it's the time that we move over to a different game.
All right, let's try the zapper
and Link's Crossbow Training.
Well, I will immediately say this looks nice for a Wii game.
I'm actually feel okay about this.
This is not bad.
Oh, I can zoom.
Oh, that's helped.
Okay.
This is actually kinda fun.
There's a lot of latency, but honestly it's
it's still like fun enough.
Oh, my target score was 20,000.
I got 4,000.
- [Matt] (laughs)
- [Joanna] Wow.
- [Austin] I thought I did good.
- [Matt] Uh oh, there's a skeleton.
- [Austin] My years of arcade target practice is helpful.
Ah, why am I turning?
Turn, turn.
Link, What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Turn! Ah!
Why? Why am I turning?!
Bro!
I'm not even doing anything!
- [Matt] I don't think you're gonna make that target score.
- [Austin] I'm gonna still give the zapper a thumbs up
because this is definitely the most high quality
accessory I've tried today.
But boy, I appreciate modern technology so much more now.
Next we've got the wonder stick for my Wii.
Well the good thing is it's completely portable.
I can take it apart and take it with me.
Never leave home without your wonder stick.
That's what my dad always told me.
I appreciate, though, that this is
a relic of a different age,
it's still completely sealed in the box.
This doesn't feel like a pool cue.
This feels like a big wand.
Wingardium Leviosa!
Okay.
- [Matt] Mike!
- [Kinsey] (high-pitched laughter)
- [Matt] Mike!
- I have no idea how I'm playing, so
- [Kinsey] Uh oh.
- [Matt] Oh no,
- [Kinsey] Uh oh.
- [Matt] Oh.
- [Austin] Oh.
- [Matt] Really got ahold of that one.
- [Austin] Oh God, this is terrible.
Did people actually pay money for this?
- [Matt] Well, we did.
We paid $50 for this.
And also it is known for blocking the censor.
- Yeah, about to say, you know
being able to use it for the game.
Thumbs down on the Wonder Stick.
- [Joanna] (laughs)
- [Austin] That's heavy.
That was really heavy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's see what we got next.
This is awesome!
It's a real go-kart for Mario Kart?!
- [Matt] Well, sort of.
- [Austin] It apparently supports
up to 250 pounds and can be used for all ages.
- [Joanna] You know, that was my game.
Thanks Matt.
- [Austin] Let's blow
the cart up.
- [Joanna] Okay.
- [Austin] Oh god.
- I'm gonna take off my shoes for this one.
- [Matt] It sounds awful.
- I'm gonna be Luigi, the correct option.
- [Luigi] Yeah, ho!
- [Matt] (laughs)
- [Joanna] You might want to go.
- [Austin] Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, ah, no, no, no.
Hold on, hold on, it actually reversed.
Hold on, hold on,
- [Joanna] Not there, but
- [Austin] Hold up.
I gotta, I gotta flip this thing around.
All right.
We're finally up and running.
I'm being lapped somehow.
Dude, you have to turn this so much.
- [Joanna] I mean that's just,
that's just how it goes in Mario Kart Wii, okay.
- [Austin] This does not feel like it's designed for adults.
I'm just gonna say that right now.
Does anyone else wanna try this?
This is very frustrating.
- [Kinsey] Okay, alright, alright.
Let me, let me uh,
- [Austin] It does say for all ages.
- [Kinsey] Let me get into compact mode.
- (laughter)
- [Kinsey] Just perfectly guys.
I just gotta go like that.
Oh my God, no, this steering is so, this is so
it's not responsive like at all.
- [Austin] This seems like a cool idea
but I think it'd be better just to do it like this.
- [Joanna] You mean like the Nintendo Wheel
controller they, you know,
- [Austin] Yeah!
- [Joanna] made for this game?