Hello Adventurer
You've come at the most convenient of times
I have a secret letter that I need delivered.
But it's too far to go myself
But i know a brave adventurer like you
would be able to take the trip
Now make haste. It's of the UTMOST
Importance
AH, Hello Adventurer and thank you for taking this letter to me.
I've been waiting for it for many months
You've gotta stop sending me these man...
It's just...its getting weird.
Ah hero! What brings you to see Bodger the blacksmith today?
I wish to fulfill my destiny and to wear the armor of my people.
The Set of Argon you say? WOOH. This is no easy task you've given me hero.
There are few people in this land with the training
to make such an intricate and complicated set of armor
It'll take many ingredients and all of my skill
Then let me begin
It's Finished.
HEY! What're you guys doing over there? Shut up Greg!
I've had it up to here with you!
Its just..its just kind of feels weird, me not being part of this
It's not all about you Greg!
You don't have to be involved in EVERY Conversation
Everybody's always talking to Greg.
Well, its my time now!
You're a little bit of a dick.
Oh
I'm being a dick am I?
Little Bit
Well you're the one that...yeahashda....garlic breath!
YEAH! Im a garlic farmer
Greg the garlic farmer with the garlic breath
Yeah!
Bet ye....OH, Bet you're real healthy, cause garlics good fer ye...
Yeh, probably
Yeh
Yeh, AWhh, actually I need to get some garlic.
Yeah? The wife wants some. Can i...
come and get some? Can I grab some?
I'll be over in a sec
YEAH Bodger da Blacksmithhhh
He's the best
Thank you again Adventurer! You truly have saved our town
(Inventory Sound)*
(Inventory Closed Sound)*
Ah! Hello Adventurer
Ah Hello Adventurer
AH AH Hello Adventurer
Hello....HELLO......HELLOOO?
Ah Hello? (Pain Sound)*
(Both Scream)*
Morning! Nice day for fishing aint it? Hue Hue
Come on..Balon, you can just walk around
Morning! Nice day for fishing aint it? Hue Hue
Balon you can just walk around the log
Morning! Nice day for fishing aint it? Hue Hue
Are you serious?
Morning! Nice day for fishing aint it? Hue Hue
Hero! The town of Honeywood needs your protection!
Charms? Accept!
I play my White Chaos Dragon Mage Charm sideways
Deflected with Vial of Wickerwood
Nature Charm! Downwards
Iron Spiders
Flame Wave
Backwards Phoenix
HEROES! THE Town of HONEYWOOD Needs you. You are not listening!
Dark Phoenix Fox!
Seven Nature Charms. DOWN
Earth Wolf
Earth Spider!
What exactly are the rules of this game?
I charm you with a love potion.
4 Earth Charms Downwards
Oh, thats a good move
Ok guys, we did alright last time
I just think that mm-maybe this time Geoff, if you could just Commanding shout
Just to kinda scare them a bit
Oh yeah. Yeh yeh yeh. All good
Uhm, have you got the extra potions this time?
Yes, i just got them from the NPCs
Ok, uh new guy, What's your DPS?
New guy. Whats your DPS?
Do you have a mike? Cause you can't be in this raid if you don't have a mike man we need to communicate
Yeah my mikes on. Uh...
I have a DPS of 50
(gasp)* You're a girl
You're a chick!
Yup. Im a girl
Omg. Do you play skycraft very often?
Yes I play Skycraft everyday!
Wait, what are you wearing. Right now
Yeah like. How old are you?
I'm 24
Woah woah woah. Come on Guys, a bit of respect?
Sorry about them.
Are you uhm, are you single?
Can i be your boyfriend?
Heyy, Hello, Holy crap its another one
Did you...do you...wanna join our raid?
Awh Nah, I'm already on a quest. Burp*
Thanks anyways
Oh....its a dude
Welcome to the town of..Owh F**, thats your line
Have you seen ASMR videos?
Okay everyone, cause...ASMR is kinda kinky
It's a little bit weird
Tell us about what ASMR is
It stands for something, something Meridian Nerve Response
ASMR basically stands for
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response
You should do ASMR videos
It's kinda like...kinda like ear porn
a little bit?
It's a little bit weird
So its just people saying kinky things?
There's this one guy called Free the ASMR and he dresses up like Thor
and just does Thor themed
ASMR videos where he just does stuff like
this* in his microphone
And it sounds really good
There's something incredibly aesthetically pleasing about
really good sound you do when you hear
There's a new character called
Olaf? No, Bolger
What's the character's name Alan?
Uh? Bolger? Bol- Bol- BODGER!
There's a new character called blacksmith called the blacksmith
Bodger the Blacksmith and he's gonna be
a new hopefully recurring character
and I think this is his outfit for now and
and uh yeah. that's all i got to say about Bodger
And....action!
Hey!
Hey HEY HEY, do you wanna join our quest
Awh Nah
Im already on a quest eh? .Cheers
Britt, did I say to add 'Cheers' at the end
I added it because it was my character
Uh, it was pretty funny
3-2-1
Damn it. 3-2-1. Jump. Can we do it again?
Yeah 3-2-1 on action
3-2-1
Sorry I wasnt going to say action, cause then the audio-
3-2-1
(F**)Everyone Laughs*
Ok now. You've got it. 3-2-1 Jump
Ok thats it
Ok and 3,2,1
Omg I did it
Oh hey. Gimme some ASMR
(Screams like F***)
(laughs)
Omg. I feel like i watched enough to be good at it. You gotta go like
Weird Sound*
This is good
Holy Fire
HOLY FIRE
Uh Holy Fire Downwards
Holy Fire Downwards
Disgruntled Warthog. (sniggers)*
Uhm....DISGRUNTLED Warthog!
How did you do that?
That was..Holy Shit!
How heavy is that?
Im on a tv show called
and you've been, you've been filming some of that already
Yup! So I've been filming for like two weeks now
And is it like...intimidating
It's a little its not
people that I'm working with have been in the industry for a long time
So, its more intimidating than an NPC show?
Yeah i just put it on
You've gotta stop sending me these man
It's getting....its getting weird
HEYYYYY
It's my time to shine
I could come over there
Now you stay over there, eating your garlic
Like the piece of shit that you are.
You're little bit of a dick
Oh, I'm a little bit of a dick am I
Oh, a little bit yeah
Do you want to say it one more time
Yeah
You're little bit of a dick
That's it
I've had it to here with you
This has been coming for a long time.Let's go!
Oh thats it!
I'm coming, I'm running!
I'm running! This has been coming for a long time
This been coming for a long time!
OKAY
Okay, alright, Okay
Lets do this
Yeah this is happening
Ok...Ok. Im taking your bucket!
You know what you not even a little of a dick
You're the whole dick
Disgruntled Fire Warthog!
Let me begin
It's finished
Impatient Midget!
You've gotta stop sending me these man
It's getting weird
(snort)*
DO a tee hee*
(snort)*
DO it jsut cause its funny. Uhm
Do a giant 3 headed dog
GIANT 3 Headed Dog
Do a Giant Firedog
GIant Firedog!
What's that Reddit thing about the Horse Sized Duck
Horse Sized Duck Downwards
Horse Sized Duck Backwards!
7 Water Charms
Seven Water Charms
And then do like ten Holy Charms
Ten Holy Charms
Do a little bit more hand movement as well
Feel like im doing the Macarena
10 Water Charms
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