- What you gonna dos with the robot lose?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
(fire crackling)
Good Mythical Morning!
- Mythical beasts,
your questions are like the Chinese food
that you forgot about in the back of your fridge.
And we are the green fuzzy answer mold that grows
on your kung pao questions
eating away at them until they totally disappear.
It's science!
- Oh, it is.
And we're totally harmless.
And when you asked us questions
about cleaning and boy we're full
of those kinds of answers--
- Totally harmless.
- Amber Lee Magram asks, "How do I clean
"and have fun at the same time without wasting time?"
Well, Amber Lee, we have products today
that you can clean and bring back the fun (laughs).
- Let's make cleaning--
fun again! - Let's work
- It's time for weird products you must have,
cleaning edition! (harp music)
First up, we have Cyberclean,
the high tech cleaning compound
for your home and your office.
Eliminates up to 99.99% of harmful particles.
- Hmm, Cyberclean. - Comes in a.
- Handy dandy little jar.
Now Gak's some--
- You ever played with the Gak--
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You had that as a children.
- Ooh.
- It basically, as far as I can tell has exactly--
the same. - wow.
- Consistency as Gak.
So right off the bat, it's fun!
Touching something--
- I'm having fun and mine's still in the container!
- It's not nearly-- - Oooh!
- As I'm having right now.
Touching something that is like,
just pulling fat right outta somebody's body
and just messing with it--
that's fun for everybody! - Ooh.
- You know, but anyway let me demonstrate
how one might use this.
- Have you done that by the way?
- I did a summer as an assistant
in a liposuction department (laughs).
- In the back of like a Walmart?
- What's more fun than eating Cheetos, not a sponsor,
but it is party size. (paper crinkling)
You know, a lot of times when I eatin' my Cheetos
I'm a little messy (clears throat) a little messy.
- You're getting dusty.
- But you know, I like to (crunching)--
- Uh oh.
(Cheetos hitting table)
- You're dusting your keyboard
just a little bit brother.
I mean, this is a problem.
I'm convinced that my keyboard is very dirty
and it bothers me.
And I had no solution to clean it.
- Right, when I come up to my keyboard
and it's got Cheetos on it,
I'll be like, oh, well,
I'll eat the big pieces (crunching).
Look at that.
- Even if you didn't do it,
you're like I don't know who did this.
Maybe my wife or my kid
but I'm going to now eat--
the big pieces. - Right.
- But then what I find a lot of times
is that I've still got a lot of Cheeto left
and that's why I break out the Cyberclean.
First of all--
- You act like you've used this before.
- I think it's gonna be pretty easy.
- It's like (laughs).
- I'm having fun already - Totally into pitch man mode.
- So I'm just gonna take this
and I'm just gonna
just sort of (grunting). (Cheetos crunching)
- Press it. - Try to get it.
- Around the keys, 'cause my concern
is the Gak, itself, gonna stay under the keys?
No, look it doesn't. - Look at that Link!
- [Rhett] Look at what it is doing!
- And it's. - And not only is it,
- [Rhett] Getting rid of the Cheetos,
it's killing bacteria.
- 'Cause it smells anti,
it's very antibacterial smelling.
- 99.9, nine, nine. - It's alcohol.
- That's almost all of them guys.
(background laughter)
That's literally almost all of them.
And listen, it's not just for cleaning up the Cheetos.
I mean, if you wanted to wrap your phone in it
or whatever--
- Oh yeah, TV remote at a hotel.
- Link.
- Yes.
- We're on the same page brother.
Why don't you-- - Ooh!
- If you go into the hotel you know--
what kind of ungodly things. - What remote is this?
- What kind of ungodly things are done in a hotel room
and then the people touch the remote right afterwards?
You don't, you have no idea, what's on the remote.
You don't want to touch that thing.
You just wrapping in this stuff--
make a compleat seal. - To me.
- The real test is is some
of the Gak gonna remain on the remote?
Look at-- - That's pretty specific.
- It comes right off.
Look at that! - Except for the little bit.
- But it was easy to get off.
And now you think you can operate the remote
with that completely encased in it?
- (laughs) I could have.
- Well look, maybe we just double-team it.
I think you just go like that, stretch it.
And then you just, look at that.
- Oh, there's more fun to be having with this thing.
Look at this.
What about facial cleaner?
- What about it?
(Link gasping)
Really work it in there.
Really work it in there, get it tight.
Get it tight on everything.
(background laughter)
- Is it workin'?
- I'm sure you're getting clean.
Do you feel clean?
- Ohhh!
- It's a little unpleasant to watch somebody do it,
but I would assume you would do this
by yourself without company around.
- It doesn't taste great though.
- Well, this one has Cheetos on it,
so tastes this one.
- [Link] Oh stop!
Stop it!
- There you go.
How's that?
- Tastes like-- - Could clean you teeth.
- Alcohol infused Cheetos. - A little bit.
- I think we both had fun.
Did you have fun?
- So much fun, and my face is so much--
clean - Clean!
(upbeat music)
- All right, next up we have Veralux Cleanwave
UV-C Portable Sanitizing Wand.
Oh that's mouthful - Here it is.
- It's the wand!
- This is--
- You're gonna cast a spell on me.
- Well first I'm gonna turn it on.
To start, (wand beeping)
press until it beeps.
- It beeped.
- Oh, the light is on.
And this is a UVC.
I'm cleaning top of the desk--
right now. - I can see it.
- Can you tell? - Totally changing it.
- A little bit of shining.
- I know it seems like there's not a lot going on
but all hell is breaking loose
for the little microorganisms right now.
They are experiencing the worst day
of their lives right now!
And I wish that we could--
we could. - It's like a war zone.
- We could capture that with some, you know what?
We've added sound effects now.
(whirling and grinding)
- [Link] They're crying.
It's kind of sad.
- It's a little bit sad.
I don't like it with the sound effects.
- Let me kill some of your DNA.
- Hold on, is this safe?
- No - Is this recommended?
- It says right here.
"Do not allow it in your eyes or on your skin."
- Well, why'd you, well--
- It's not my skin.
- That was your shirt. - That was my shirt.
- Yeah, and your neck a little bit.
(laughing together)
And see it doesn't shine into your face
when you turn it up.
It only shines here so
it turns back on. - Oh.
- [Link] So that's pretty good.
- That's pretty good, man.
Okay, but we need to put this thing to the test.
I'm gonna break out another food product.
Snickers, that is not a sponsor.
(paper crinkling)
Now I abide by either the five-second rule
of the ten-second rule.
I don't know exactly how you do it in your house
but that's been scientifically shown to be not true
- But we can try anyway.
- But I wanna, let get one bite.
- The bite I touched.
So that's totally clean.
- And then, oh!
- Like whoops!
- [Rhett] I dropped it on the ground!
The whole bar!
- There it is, there it is. - It rubbed it around.
- I'm pickin' it up. - On the floor a little bit.
- He tried to pick it up,
and it rubbed it in a little bit.
- And then taste that.
- No, I'm not gonna taste it.
- Well you gotta-- - Not until you.
- Taste it dirty. - Rub the wand on it.
- All right, like here we go.
(whirling and grinding)
Oh the Snickers is crying too!
That's sad! (Rhett laughing)
- It's slow on it.
- It says it only takes a second to kill the DNA.
Well, now you're still eating it, but it's dead.
You're eating dead organisms on a candy bar.
- Tastes even better.
- No different.
- It tastes completely clean.
- Tastes clean?
- All I taste is Snickers.
I don't taste little dudes.
Except the ones that are in my mouth already.
- They're dead.
You're tasting dead--
little dudes. - I put little, hold on.
- Oh perfect, clean it!
Now you bite it.
It's not like eatin' after me now.
- Hmm.
- Do it real quick.
- Eat that, taste so clean.
- It really does taste--
different. - That's the cleanest.
- Tastin' Snickers-- - I think I've been eatin'.
- I've ever tasted.
- I think I've been eatin' bacteria all over my food!
- Alive bacteria.
Now you're eating dead bacteria.
It's different.
- And it was fun!
That's the thing. - Yeah.
- We had so much fun. (background laughter)
- [Rhett] Next up is the Clean Step Mat!
The super-absorbent door mat that absorbs mud like magic!
- Oh yeah.
- Okay, this thing--
- Awesome magic!
- Seems like magic because as you can see from the pictures
on here, basically you just put this thing at your doorstep
and then no matter what's on your feet,
you just walk on this.
You don't even have to wipe your feet.
Just step to clean.
No need to wipe feet! - No need to wipe feet!
- And then you walk on your floor.
- [Link] Okay.
- Now, as you can see from the packaging
there's like a, a boot, like a Timberland boot.
- Which you just happen to have on.
- I'm always wearing those.
Everybody knows that!
- [Link] And we've got our little testing pad over here
- They're my brand, I will say, I admit.
- Traps, dirt and water instantly!
- Now like most homes,
the home that we have created here has a bucket
of mud right in front of the front door.
- Well, no, this just represents--
you're a construction worker. - All right.
- And I've been in this all day.
- [Link] You've been in this all day.
- Okay, I'm not going to wipe.
And what I'm talking about is this.
(background laughter)
I'm talking about on the mat, okay.
- [Link] You're just gonna step.
- On other circumstances, I wipe.
I'm just gonna step. - Do it!
- In here. - Step in, yeah.
- [Rhett] Step in here.
- [Link] Oh yeah.
- This is just what you do on the construction site.
You just walk on dirt.
- [Link] You're standing in it.
- And now I'm gonna step on the mat.
- [Link] Oh goodness.
Now step now the foot, maybe give it a shot.
Just stand there for a second.
- And now I'm gonna step.
- [Link] Now go.
(laughing together)
- [Rhett] Oh gosh.
- [Link] Oh man! (background laughter)
- Well, maybe the magic isn't working!
- You know what I think the problem
is we didn't push it far enough.
We went in without confidence
and we should go in further.
You know what?
I don't know if you knew this, but I too--
- Oh, hey!
- I haven't even noticed all day, until right now!
- I'm a construction man!
- Anyway, okay, so I wiped a little bit,
but so I'm gonna move this outta the way.
Again, my position is
that we have not pushed things far enough.
And you know what?
Sometimes you just go against logic.
- [Link] Yeah, yeah.
- Because that's what we're doing right now.
- And there's plenty of times when I'm like coming
into my house and I leave a bucket
of blood by the door.
- What is that for and what is that from?
- Ah, murders.
- I don't think we should gloss over that.
- Well, you know, you murder enough people,
you get a bucket full.
- Okay, and you leave it outside the door!
- I usually keep it in the garage
but then the kids will bring it outside--
sometimes. - Oh.
- And then it'll be like, woo!
- [Rhett] Actually.
- Who left my bucket of blood by the door?
- Murder blood!
- [Link] So it's goin' inside of the boot.
- Okay, that's good.
(background laughter)
- There's lots of burbaling happening.
- I think a word was just Invented.
- And then I'm gonna, I'm just gonna step on the mat.
I should go in with this one too, huh?
- I like the pinkness that,
that added to the boots.
That murder blood has been sitting out a while.
It's gotten a little watery.
- Okay, and then I just start walking,
like now, I'm in my house.
Look at me in my house!
- Oh! - Oh, not bad.
- You left some OJ tracks there.
I gotta be honest with you.
- Yeah, but not, I mean,
look at how much came off here.
So much came off here,
well, I'm trying to be--
- You're trying to be generous towards the product.
- Yeah, not like magic in the Clean Step Mat.
Disappointment on my face.
- Well, hold on, you know what, no listen.
I think the answer is this.
- You just have to just,
you just gotta use it like a wash rag.
- Whenever you're in a blood situation
you should have someone--
- [Rhett] You should get somebody--
- A shoe shiner!
- Next time you go to--
- Bring a shoe shiner on every murder adventure.
- Well, next time you murder somebody I'll come along
and I'll do that when you get home.
Hmm, look at that!
- The inside is--
very mushy. - No it's good as new!
- Did you have fun?
- Lots of fun, yeah.
Almost as much fun as the murders.
(laughing together)
Lots of DNA in my boots!
- Oh! - Let's see.
- [Rhett] And now we come
to the iRobot Looj 12,101 gutter cleaner.
Why clean your gutters by hand,
when you can clean them with a robot!
- This thing retails for $300.
But we bought ours from a guy named Gary
in Texas off of eBay--
- And actually there's a newer model as well.
This is the old model that we'll be testing.
- There's the remote.
So turn that on.
- I'm gonna turn this on-- - On!
- Now hit four, oh. (iRobot buzzing)
- Okay, now back up.
Okay, all right.
So let me-- - Whoa!
- Look at that thing! (iRobot buzzing)
- That's the leaf blaster.
- I understand!
Now in California you can't just go and pick up leaves.
They don't have leaves on the ground here like this.
There's like palm fronds.
We had to order fake leaves for this demonstration.
- [Link] All right, so I'm gonna put this in here.
- So I had to hit both buttons
at the same time forward and auger.
(blower buzzing)
- Keep goin'!
- Ohh, whoa!
(cheering and together)
Whoo!
Reverse it!
Look at that!
Boy there it goes!
Whoa, wha, whoa!
- I caught it!
- Okay. - I got it, whoo!
- Oh my goodness, that was the most fun
I've ever had cleaning a gutter.
- Yeah!
- But the main thing I'm thinking Link is
that as I see this action right here
(blower buzzing)
and this action right here,
(blower buzzing)
it makes me think
that there might be another application for this.
Could you please lay on the desk?
- [Link] Okay.
- I'm gonna move this over.
- [Link] I will willingly and blindly lay on the desk.
(Link grunting)
- Okay.
- Here I am.
- And what I'm going to-- - What's the idea here?
- Well, what I'm gonna do is,
how many times when you're shaving
in the morning, do you think, oh man,
I really hate that I have
to put the shaving cream on my face myself.
- I thought that this morning!
- Yeah, exactly.
So what I'm gonna do is,
just gonna lather the auger up.
- How do you know that's the right side?
- It doesn't matter.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
(background laughter)
Okay, so now I'm gonna set this on your person.
- Okay?
- Okay, here we go.
Now just in case we have a little splatter,
I'm gonna protect the microphone with this.
- Oh yeah protect--
the volume. - Just hold that.
- In there, right there with your shoulder.
Okay, so I'm just gonna, it's gonna approach you.
Just relax like you do every morning
when you're shaving.
I'm gonna bring it into position right there.
Did it feel like it's on your face?
- Yep, that's it. - Here we go.
(background laughter) (blower spinning)
Ow!
- Okay, all right now.
Show everybody your face.
(laughing together)
- It worked on me!
- That's amazing!
- Self lathering!
- You had to do nothing!
You did nothing except lay there.
- Yes!
- Every morning I'll be here at your house at 7:00 a.m.,
With that thing, you need somebody to control it.
But the real question is, did you have fun?
- So much fun!
- My eyes are wondering, 'cause I got slapped
about 18 times or is that shaming cream in my eyes.
(laughing together)
- No, it's mostly in your nose.
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- You know what time it is.
- Hi, I'm Rocky from Sydney, Australia.
And it's time to spend the wheel of mythicality.
- If Link needs to soothe his lips
that just got run over with that auger.
He can use his own peanut butter peppermint lip balm
available at RheetandLink.com/store.
- It's peculiarly perfect!
- Also my beard oil, if you have beards
and you don't shave with augers, do it!
Click through to come with the tomorrow.
We're gonna open a mail of gin,
and give you some advice about cleaning.
It's gonna matter.
- But now before Valet the Musical!
- Well look at us, just sitting here and waiting.
Waiting for a person to pull up
in a car that we wanna a drive.
- It's a Lamborghini.
- Whoo!
- It's mine, it's mine, it's mine.
- Here you go, we're driving a Lamborghini.
It's got one steering wheel in the middle.
- We're driving it together.
That's how Lamborghinis are made.
- And we get so excited
that we're driving this mix
of car that we ran into a Buick.
We ran into a Buick. - We ran into a Buick today.
- Who's gon' pay?
Not us 'cause we're insured.
(upbeat playful music)
- [Rhett] Oh now we've hit the jackpot.
Can I try?
- This is a better use. - Let's just rotate it.