So what you're saying is...
3D chocolate.
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In the spirit of Halloween and all the candy videos
we've been doing lately, we found a
wonderful, wonderful treasure find today
in which we're gonna be making
our own special chocolates.
Yes, because of Halloween.
This is for Halloween.
That's what you told me that you-- Why does
I did. I purchased it for 3D chocolate!
3D CHOCOLATE IN A MAGIC SPACE MACHINE!!
This is like those things when you're in space or
no, when you're testing to go into space
and they put you in it, they're like
"Let's see if they'll puke."
And they make it go really fast, and then they're like
"Did they puke? No? They're ready for space."
It's called a gyroscope.
Is it really called that, though?
Yes. That's one word. Gyroscope.
Cause our gyroscope's like those things.
No, you're thinking...
Like you do to make girls' boobs shake.
No this...
No?
No.
What's that? Is that a rotoscope?
Yup.
Does that go up your bum?
Yup. Oh my gosh.
When you have an intestinal problem?
Your English is so-- It's called a roto-router which they
put it up your butt and they wound it up like this.
No, that's for toilets when they're clogged.
You're tricking me.
[boom sound]
Here, what we're going to have to do is we're going to
melt some of the highest quality Ghana chocolate
that we got.
When you're making chocolate, not good chocolate,
you're gonna want to use the cheapest chocolate
cause it will melt really well.
Unless you're making my delicious coconut chocolate
which can be found here.
On this lovely recipe
[singing]
Did you know we have a third channel?
[boom sound]
Oh my god. It's the cutest chubbiest penguin.
Here we have a little bear.
Mine's a bear. (M: Pedobear.)
It's a love bear.
It's a Pedobear.
What is that one?
He's a winking seal.
This penguin's actually called the Popo
It's called the Popo.
In Korean.
Don't mess with Popo.
On top of everything else, it comes with your own
lollipop stick maker
If we have leftover chocolate, we can do that as well.
Okay, let's do this. I want to eat some chocolates.
Yay!
Cheap chocolate, let's do it!
The kit comes with this adorable little pink cup
and seal spoon which is definitely made for a child
cause this is gonna take forever to melt.
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Should've got a microwave.
Why did they make this tiny spoon?
It's round-shaped, and so as you try to turn it,
it just squidges out of your fingers.
Why are you complaining? You have your toy.
Enjoy it like a grateful child.
I mean, I love it. It's pink.
I'll take it away from you. No more toys.
You wouldn't dare.
[clock ticking]
Ah geez, are you ready yet? It's like the sun has set.
The seasons have changed.
[Singing:] Seasons change. But I've grown tired just to soften you.
That's exactly what I'm doing.
Look at that.
We have [sheep] low-quality chocolate now
to fit into the molds. Let's do this.
(M: All right) Do you know what you're doing?
Yes, I'm an expert.
Okay. You've never done this before.
Aw yeah
Fill her up.
Aw, that looks so good.
Okay, I'm gonna close this up.
Pop those in like that, and now bring it to the gyrometer
Can I turn my penguin?
Go for it.
Turn it.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Wehhh
[fireworks]
[victory music]
So now that this is done, you gotta push down on
the heart, and this pops out
and then I put that in the fridge.
Yeah, you take off
and then you reload it while I'm in-- don't open the whole
thing or it'll be a disaster.
I won't open the whole thing. Good.
Okay, it's still warm. Now take it to the fridge.
Okay. I'm going.
All right. My turn.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Uh oh. Let's not do too much here.
Come on.
Can you do too much though?
This is chocolate we're talking about.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can do too much.
Okay, I got this.
And now, for all solidifies, and we go
Just slow it down there, big boy.
This is how it's done.
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[disc scratch sound]
You should not go this fast. (S: Why?)
This is gonna overheat, and the plastic's gonna melt.
No way.
You're done, your seal's done.
My chocolate started to harden.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, okay.
Oh my gosh. My seal's perfect.
Look at him winking and everything.
Oh yeah! Okay. Bring it to the fridge.
Look at that. Look at that. This is so much better than
your stupid penguin.
You're stupid!
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And now we wait for forty minutes.
[clock ticking]
Bring the chocolate! Bring the chocolate!
Bring the chocolate!
[imitate trumpet fanfare]
Here we go
Look at that. Look at how glossy and glorious that is.
How do you get it out from the next stage?
Yeah, how do you get it out from the next stage?
Seals the face.
I did it.
Oh my god!
Look at this -- it's perfect!
M: This is so great... S: He's winking!
Oh!
Ooohh
That is pretty wonderful.
[scream]
That is pretty wonderful.
Oh my god, oh my god, it was worth
it was worth the wait!
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Look at the cupcake.
Isn't that amazing?
Oh my gosh, guys.
Look at this.
This is perfect.
This is amazing.
Look at my adorable penguin.
Look at my adorable guy.
Okay, I wanna eat them.
I don't wanna eat it, it's too cute.
Okay, I'm going for it.
Are you really? You're just gonna put the whole thing in your mouth?
You're gonna bite it in half?
No, no, I'm gonna bite it in half.
There's much more at the bottom
Okay, so that wasn't evenly distributed.
Okay, I'm gonna eat the penguin's head.
Eat your penguin.
I'm gonna put him out of his misery really fast.
Mmm
But mine was more evenly distributed than yours.
Yours is more evenly distributed, that's true.
These are great.
This is great.
I'm so happy.
Oh wow.
You know what? You're wonderful.
Okay guys. If you want to pick up this amazing heart
machine, it's actually Korean.
You can pick it up on Gmarket.
Oh yeah.
Please let me know in the comments section below
whose was better: the Martina penguin or Simon's sassy seal
because I think pervy penguin was better.
Mine looked better.
Why did yours look better?
Yours looked like a chunky ball.
It was a beautifully cute chunky ball and you know it. (M: It was really cute!)
My penguin looks really cute though.
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