Hi. I'm Josh.
I'm Ollie
I'm Max Fosh
And today we will be trying a lot of wine...
OK
Because we've got to find out which celebrity has the best wine.
Welcome Max!
Welcome to JOLLY!
We're in the set!
I'm in the movies
Well, we heard you like wine
I do like wine!
Were gonna be having a JOLLY time
You did give me two options of video ideas. Either take me to fish and chips or drink
lots of wine, and I've very much made my preference
This episode has actually been quite a long time in the making.
I have scouted the world for celebrity wines.
How did you decide whether someone was a celebrity enough?
I think hopefully that will be evident.
Oh, okay.
There's not gonna be X-Factor series one contestants
H from Steps
I will not hear you say H's name
I've actually seen Steps quite a few times
Sorry if I'm overcome by emotion
Regretting the collaboration already!
Should we bring on the first wine
Sorry, I should be doing this
What?
We haven't mentioned the fact that you're dressed like a Kingsman.
Yes.
No, I am dressed as a sommelier.
Okay.
It kind of looks like you're
really badly tourniqueting a wound on your arm
The first round is champagne.
One of the champagnes is Idris Elba.
Idris!
Idris has a bubbly?
What's it called?
"I should be Bond"
And the second champagne is Leo
Ohhh, Di Capri Sun
Okay.
All right.
Cheers, lads
Cheers.
Well, I mean, what are we supposed to be tasting for here?
Do we have any information about these wines?
Oh yeah, I do.
Okay.
Porte Noir was born out of a shared passion for wine between
Frenchman and Oenophile David Barber.
Yeah, you're clearly a sommelier or whatever
So this is A?
We don't know
I'm drinking so much of A
All right.
That's what we're trying to taste for
The Telmont Reserve collection embodies the house's signature style.
The perfect balance between tensions...
Nutty nose on B!
It's very nutty
The question is, which one tastes like Idris and which one tastes like Leo?
Okay.
Well, firstly, cheers for B.
They taste indentical!
Shut up, they don't!
That is not worth 80 quid
80 quid? Is that how much one of these cost?
That one was 80 quid yeah
Oh my gosh
Which one sounds like just the final fulfilment
of winning an Oscar for The Revenant?
I feel like that meme of Leo, I feel like he would be holding A.
I prefer A, and I think that A is Leo's.
Yeah.
Okay.
And how much was Idris?
About 60.
OK, so it's not a massive difference.
Actually that's slightly changed things,
because I think if you're more expensive,
you've got to bring something to the table for that little extra expense.
So I think actually A is Idris and B is Leo, but I prefer A.
All right, what's eating Gilbert grape? Which one is it?
A...
Yes?
Is Idris Elba.
Yes!!
That's what we said, right? That is what we said!
Yes! We got it right!
Well done! Deductive reasoning.
Yeah.
Yeah, B is more expensive...
We are not going to be using that level of brainpower by round four.
We've been long time fans of you
Thank you.
And the channel. We've got you in...great timing, by the way
because you've come off the back of a huge video.
And you know what?
It's funny, when I was making that video, I was terrified because if it didn't get the
response from, like, the media and the news
it would have been like a total damp squib
- It was kinda resting all on that. - It was all resting on that.
I remember like when I was hammering in the Welcome to Luton sign
thinking is this a huge error?
A Lot of pegs.
So many.
Just think how your parents feel
Honestly
"Oh yeah...great...?"
It must have been super satisfying though.
It was very lucky
And we didn't know what it looked like from the air.
Yeah, yeah.
You took a flight!
So had to fly from London Heathrow to Amsterdam
I didn't leave Schipol Airport in Amsterdam, so my passport wasn't stamped and when I
flew back into Gatwick I then went to border control personally.
Put like my passport...
Right.
"Where have you just come from?"
I said, Amsterdam.
No you haven't, we haven't got any recollection
of you being in Amsterdam
I was like, yeah, I came from Heathrow, to Gatwick via Amsterdam...
and she was like, "why?!"
Wait, what?
And you're like, "You wait".
Check the trending page of YouTube
I literally said "Oh, no, I'm the guy who's written
Welcome to Luton by Gatwick Airport.
She kind of gave me a wry smile and went "naughty boy".
And stamped and gave it back
Round two!
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Don't worry about it, you don't need to...
What are you doing?
Gentlemen. For the next round...
Yes.
We have a wine from Her Royal Maj-Highness
- Mummy! - The Queen.
And a white wine...
Oh!
Former President Donald J Trump.
The 44! 44?
That looks more trashy
Than this.
I mean, that's.
I think that goes without saying.
I ran out of wine glasses.
I told the guys in the back I wanted to drink from the bottle and they vetoed.
What type of wines are these?
I think one is a Bordeaux, one's a Chardonnay,
- But I don't know the difference... - Different grapes.
Okay.
Different regions
Would you be able to to tell the difference between
a Bordeaux and Chardonnay?
No, but I could tell the difference between a Sauvignon Blanc and a Chardonnay.
Okay.
Well that, for our purposes, is completely irrelevant.
Right.
That's a totally useless skill.
Produced and bottled by Trump Winery in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Tucked into the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains.
Okay, lovely.
Nice.
Where Thomas Jefferson first has a vision to make America's finest wines.
I think he was more focused on the country.
Yeah, founding it!
Yeah.
All right, let's start with A.
Cheers!
Do you know the RRP? [Recommended Retail Price]
The Queen's one was £20.
OK, reasonable...
Love an economical Queen!
Trump's one was also £20.
- Oh! - Ohhhh
It's half the size.
It's so that he can hold it...
Yeah, it's so Trump can hold it and it looks like a normal bottle of wine!
No, no, no, no. Alright.
A is smooth.
It is wine. It's white wine.
Also it's got some good legs on it.
Oh yeah, I see that.
Yes.
Those are called legs.
Very good.
Wow.
That, to me, tastes cheap.
I think that's Trump.
Woah woah, don't jump the gun.
Let's try B first.
Come on.
Oh, it's quite a lot more abrasive on the schnozz. Straight in.
It doesn't smell great, doesn't taste of much
- I much prefer A. - A is much more complex.
A is nicer.
I think we're all agreed here, A is the nicer wine
Okay?
I don't want to upset her Royal Highness.
She's just had the Platty Jubes.
She deserves a win.
We're going with A.
We like A, we hope it's Queenie's.
A is better.
You're right.
Yeah!!
Come on!
Bottoms up.
So Max, I think the first time I saw you
You faked being a model.
I got my way into London Fashion Week
It was one of the most extraordinary experiences of my life.
I had been cameraman for this YouTuber called Zac and Jay,
They said we've got this video idea
where we want to sneak you into London Fashion Week
At that point, I was on 1500 subscribers and they were on about 30,000.
Oh wow!
So we were both kind of starting out.
And I remember thinking, right, if I can get a thousand subscribers out this
that will be a good win
And Zac went and edited the video, and it just exploded out the gate
like it was on 15 million views after two days
and this is on a channel with like 30,000 subscribers.
That is nuts!
After about a week it died down a little bit...
Yeah.
And then I started getting loads of comments on my Instagram in Mandarin
I was like, what's going on here?
And one of them spoke English, and someone had ripped it off YouTube
and stuck up and said bilibili or Weibo and China did 80 million views.
Ohhhhhh WOW.
For this round, the Rose round...
We have former Hollywood power couple, Brangelina
Oh, oh! What, together?
They made a wine together?
that's kind of awkward.
Yeah, well, that's not even the start of it, because it has been a sticking point in their
divorce proceedings.
Oh, dear Lord
Okay.
Angelina sold her stake without telling Brad.
So Brad no longer has a controlling share
He is right now, as we speak, suing Angelina.
And if they were the clean cut, good looking.
Yes.
Recently washed celebrities
of the early oughts...
This represents the opposite.
Post Malone.
Ohhh! Sticky, somehow its a word which fits
It does fit
And, as of today, a father
No!
- Well, cheers to Post Malone! - Come on Postie!
We'll start with A.
Well cheers!
Oh, okay.
A little bitter
Hmm.
Like divorce?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I'm not sure that has the class.
They're remarkably similar.
Sorry, I've...
Oh, you've moved onto B already!
I think I prefer A, but it is very close.
A is much easier drinking.
B could just be more complex and rich.
That makes me think that... because you know, Brangelina...
They would have got the top sommeliers in the world to do theirs.
Postie, he's just gone down .
He's just gone down to a vineyard and been like, "What's best? Let's sell that."
Exactly.
A is Postie, B is Brangelina.
You're wrong.
No!!
Oh, wow.
Well, I mean, A definitely does taste nicer, so...
...you're right.
- They would have invested more money. - Money well spent
Well, yeah, I guess so.
For half of Brangelina.
Yeah.
No congratulations for Postie here I'm afraid.
Well, I mean, other than, you know, becoming a father.
Indeed, yeah
Cheers to him
- To baby Malone - Yeah.
Better call her Bugsy.
Marilyn?
Confusing.
Marilyn Malone!
Home! Home would work!
Home Alone!
Here's my daughter hoe?!
I said home not hoe!
All right.
Next one.
No! More Rose!
Wait let's ask Max another serious question
You've just hit a million subscribers!
Yay! I sobbed like a little baby.
It's funny, because you can see it coming
It's not like you wake up and wahey!
You can see it coming.
Yeah, I've got some cool things lined up.
Hopefully just both inside and outside of YouTube
Along for the ride really
All right, gentlemen.
For the next round,
also from Her Royal Maj-Highness.
Mummy strikes again!
A medium bodied red, with autumnal hedgerow fruit flavours,
particularly blackcurrant, raspberry,
and some red currant coming through on the palate.
It also has undertones of pencil shavings...
It does not say that!
...vanilla...
You have made that up!
...and cassis.
No! The Queen is going head to head...
weighing in at .75 litres!
Snoop Doggy Dogg!
"Smoke weed everyday."
Okay.
This is called 19 Crimes.
No it's not!
"Your honour, I promise you I'm totally innocent."
Ooh, we've got a blurb on the back of the bottle
One: homicide
Two: fraud.
Three: battery
I really hope her Maj takes the win on this one as well.
A is Snoop.
Wow, you haven't even tasted B yet!
Out the gate!
Yup. A is Snoop. I'm going to be so embarrassed if I'm wrong.
A is very sweet for a red wine.
That wine tastes like its got E numbers in it
Which probably is a crime here.
Have you met the Queen?
No.
Didn't you marry a member of the Royal family?
Yes.
Then I became member of the Royal Family.
I married a direct descendant of Mary Queen of Scots
and we got married for a grand total
of 48 hours.
It was meant to be for a couple of hours.
Legally?!
Legally married, yes.
I discovered that you can't get divorced within a year of being married.
So that is the law.
You can't get divorced within the year in the UK.
So then I was like, great.
Well I'll file it under annulment of like a non-consummation of the marriage...
And because it was a gay marriage, the annulments don't exist on gay marriages.
Did not see that coming!
I then had to contact a divorce lawyer to help me.
And he eventually did. I actually don't know what he did,
He just emailed me saying "It's sorted".
So you might still be married.
So this is technically my family wine.
Well.
Andy, please tell me that A is Snoop Dogg's wine.
A...
Is Snoop.
YEAH!!!
That is a good way to end the video. That is very good ending to this video, I feel like.
Thank you, Max
Please go and check out Max's Channel.
I mean, if you haven't yet, then you're really missing out.
Come see me do some stand-up.
I'm doing the London Palladium in November and that's now available on sale.
That's available now?
- We need to get our tickets! - Yeah, we're definitely gonna be there
Alright
It's gonna be really scary
Ok, well, thank you so much for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
This has been a pleasure.
Cheers.
Cheers!
With the Queenie's wine.
Indeed.
And for all of you at home, We'll see you JOLLY soon.
See you later!
I'm so glad we got that right!