Today we use our heads.
To guess what's on our faces.
Let's talk about that.
( upbeat music playing )
Good mythical morning!
Mythical beasts, today we're going to be breaking the law,
we're going to be giving you a sneak peek
at a brand new "Buddy System" music video, but first,
we have to welcome our guest, Kandee Johnson.
- Hi, guys! - ( whooping )
- ( applause ) - Welcome to the show!
- Hello. - Thanks for having me!
I feel like I'm in a magical wonderland,
like it wasn't real and now I'm really in your realness.
It's mythical, but it is real.
And magical.
- I feel magical - It's very, very real.
- Yeah. - You feel real as well.
Now, we don't know anything about makeup.
- So do you. - You don't?
We don't know anything about makeup.
We watch our wives apply it
Of course, so you know a little.
From a distance.
Yeah, you see it in your bathroom.
- We don't get too close. - Yeah.
But you know a whole lot about it.
I know the magical part of the makeup, yes.
Yeah, you are a magical makeup magician.
Yeah, I should have changed my channel name to that.
MagicalMakeupMagician.com!
But you specialize specifically, specialize specifically
- in these amazing transformations of people, - Thanks.
so we thought we'd have a little fun with that today.
- Yes! - It's time to play...
Okay, this is how this is gonna work.
Kandee, you are going to transform my face into something.
- Mm-hmm. - Yes.
And then I'm going to ask yes or no questions
so as to determine what's my face.
Right, you won't know who you are.
And then you're going to do the same thing to Rhett.
- To my face. - Yes, yes.
And then we're going to do the same thing to her.
Your face.
Oh.
- I'm, like, praying. - And a twist.
- You didn't know this. - Am I gonna be okay?
Are you gonna be okay?
I'll be all right.
Let's do it! To the makeup chamber!
All right, Link has been transformed by Kandee.
( squeals )
Let's find out what he looks like.
All right Link, what's your face?
( Kandee laughing )
I don't know.
- It is a... vision. - Oh, my.
Well, thanks for having me.
Rhett: Wow.
Wow. ( laughs )
She dabbed my face a lot.
And then I know I have on a wig, that's it.
You look incredible.
- Kandee: Yes, you do. - Thank you.
Am I... a person?
Yes, you are.
Am I... a character?
- No, I don't think. - No.
Would I be in a history book?
One day.
- Mm-hmm. - One day?
Yeah.
Am I alive now?
- Yes. - Yes.
I am a living person who will be in a history book.
Do they really make history books anymore?
- I mean, really, let's think about it. - No.
When's the last time you saw, like, a set of encyclopedias?
Is that was this is about?
Am I a celebrity?
Yes.
Have I met this person?
Who I am right now?
No.
( sighs )
Does that narrow it down? Have you met a lot of celebrities?
Oh, yeah, like, I meet so many celebrities, Kandee.
( clears throat )
- Rhett: Oh, getting choked up. - ( Kandee laughs )
Am I a male?
- ( chuckles ) No. - Oh, good.
Rhett: "Oh, good"?
I am a female celebrity.
Yes, you are.
Am I a musician?
Yes.
I'm a musician.
Is a musician like my key thing, Kandee?
Yes.
- I am most... - No, mostly known.
I feel like, do I have signature eyebrows?
I love that you asked that question.
Am I known for my eyebrows?
You are not known for your eyebrows.
No, that is not...
You did something with the lips too.
I could feel that like the lips were,
like, something weird was happening with the lips.
Then why don't you ask "Am I known for my lips?"
Am I known for my lips?
- No. - Oh!
Do I have signature lips?
No.
I'm a musician woman.
That is, yeah, that's the technical term.
You are a musician woman.
Who's still alive.
Am I very popular?
Yeah, yeah, you are very popular.
I'm like so popular.
- Very popular woman musician. - Yeah.
- Oh, gosh. - Or did you say "musician woman"?
- I can't remember. - I like musician woman.
Very popular musician woman.
Kandee: Yeah.
Um... mm.
Rhett: That's, is that helping?
Have I won a Grammy?
Yes.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
That gave you some feels.
Starting to feel.
Starting to feel like I'm a Grammy winner.
Feels good.
It's very unsettling.
The more he's embodying it.
Is it uncomfortable for you to see your
- long-time friend like this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you attracted to me, Rhett?
I...
( laughter )
I am not attracted to you,
but I am attracted to the person that you represent, yes.
Right.
So say it.
( laughter )
Say what?
You're attracted to me.
You're attracted to who I really am.
I'm gonna look askew.
I am attracted to you.
I can't look at you and say it.
Oh, gosh.
Has she shifted genres?
- Yes. - Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
And she's got a new album?
Where she's a new her?
Oh...
The old her is dead?
( yelling )
Am I Tay Tay?
- Oh! Yes! - Yes.
- Yes! - ( bell dinging )
Pick up the mirror and check yourself out.
( laughter )
What?
Rhett: I gotta say, I gotta say that...
there's only so much you can do with his face.
He's got too much, he's just got too much face
to be a convincing Taylor Swift, you know?
Make your face smaller, but, like, that's her new hair.
That's her new fierce.
New-- well not like that one!
Is that a face she makes?
Rhett and Kandee: I don't think so.
Rhett: Congratulations, Link.
What's the song she sings?
I'll try it. I can't remember any.
"Look What You Made Me Do." "Look What You Made Me Do."
I don't know that one. ♪ Look what you made me do ♪
- ( laughter ) - Is that how it goes?
Okay, Kandee, are you ready to transform me?
Yes, I am!
( grand music playing )
Okay, Kandee has done her magic on Rhett's face.
Rhett, come on out.
I did something.
( music playing )
( laughter )
Link: Have a seat.
I don't want to give it away, but your walk
is real interesting.
- Really? - Just like your face.
Link: Okay, Rhett,
see if you know what's your face.
Okay.
Am I a person?
- No? - I don't know. No?
- No. - No. It's not a person?
- Okay. - Oh, really?
I guess not.
Am I an animal?
Yes.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I could feel you doing, like, it's very textured,
whatever it is.
Yes, that's very good!
- Very textured. - Yes!
- Like, lots of strokes on my face. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
And then there's, I don't know what,
I have no idea what this is.
- A bonnet. - Oh. Mm.
- Don't tell him. - Oh.
Of course if you want to call it a bonnet, that's good
'cause that's not gonna help him at all.
Am I a character from something?
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
A work of fiction?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yes.
I'm a character from a work of fiction
that is not a person, but is an animal?
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
But am I like a humanoid animal?
Yes.
Mm...
- ( scoffs ) - ( laughter )
You have, like, human-like...
Traits.
I guess you could say that.
Am I a female character?
- No. - No.
Am I a male character?
I think.
We're guessing, we're pretty sure, yes.
You can't really tell.
Have I-- Is this in a movie?
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
Is this in a movie that is from the 80s?
Yes.
Some of it.
( gasps ) Some of it?
Is it a character from a series of movies
but he only makes an appearance one time?
Yes.
Is he good or bad? Is he good?
- Good. - Mm-hmm.
- Yes. - I almost said an adjective.
Link: The best.
The best?
This is so hard!
It's movies that were in the 80s.
Were there movies that were made in the 80s
and then made again later?
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
Is it from "Star Wars"?
- Yes. - Oh, shoot!
Ooh!
You know?
And he's good?
Link: He's good.
And he has a thing on his head?
Yeah, a bonnet.
( laughter )
But he's good.
- So good. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Is he a Jedi?
No.
( gasping )
Am I an Ewok?
Ah!
- Yes! - Yes, you are!
- ( bell dinging ) - Look at your face though!
Look how cute you are!
- Link: You're Wicket! ( laughs ) - Oh.
I had no idea.
What is that? I got a little white thing,
did they have that?
Well, it was highlight. He has highlights.
He has that, yeah.
- I'm a frickin' Ewok! - Link: Yeah.
You look great, man.
Yeah, you too, Taylor!
I feel like I don't belong with you guys.
- Well, you're about to. - Oh. Yeah, we're gonna change that.
- You are? - Oh, yeah.
Time to transform you.
( banjo music playing )
Okay we have completed our transformation of Kandee.
Let's see her, come on out, Kandee
-
( laughter )
Why are you guys laughing?
Because we're so proud of ourselves.
No, you're not.
All right, yes or no questions, so you know the drill.
I got the drill.
Am I a person?
- No. - No.
What?
Am I an animal?
- No. - No.
Rhett: I'm just noticing now how you covered up the left eyebrow
and I left the right eyebrow uncovered.
- Yeah, you really, - That was a mistake on your part.
Okay, am I a piece of artwork?
- Well, of course. - In my opinion, yes.
Rhett: Of course.
But that is not...
I'm not a famous piece of art work?
No, no.
Am I a fictional character?
- No. - No.
I'm not a character, I'm not an animal
and I'm not a person.
I'm not a piece of art.
I know that seems to cover all the bases, but...
There's more things than this.
Rhett: Yep, exactly.
Am I an element?
You went a little too far.
Okay, I now went too out there?
You're passing a major category.
What?
What category am I missing?
You're starting to freak me out.
I'm not a person, am I a place?
- No. - No.
A thing, am I a thing?
Yes, you're a thing!
You're a thing! Yes!
She's a thing!
( Rhett laughs )
Rhett: Well, that narrows it down.
That's it, I'm a thing?
Am I a thing that people know?
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it... a thing that you see every day?
- No. I mean, if you're... - I mean, some parts of the country.
If you're in the Midwest.
- Yeah, yeah. - What?
Rhett: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I a block of cheese?
No, but you're getting closer.
- I'm getting closer? - Rhett: Yeah.
But in the Midwest you would know me?
- Mm-hmm. - More?
You see me more?
- Yeah. - Link: Oh, yeah.
They're gonna love you in the Midwest.
( laughter )
Do you see me in L.A.?
I've gotten it from, like, a cart.
- What? - Rhett: At the park.
- Link: Oh. - You've gotten it from a cart at the park?
Yeah, a cart park.
Am I a food?
- Yes. - Yes.
I'm a food!
( Rhett laughs )
- Yeah. - A food!
Am I a dessert treat?
- No. - No.
Okay, I'm not a dessert treat.
Am I hot food?
- Typically. - Preferably, yes.
Typically, yeah.
Am I spicy?
- No. - No.
A hot food you can get at a park in a cart.
I wouldn't dwell on that.
It can be other places than the parks?
You are ubiquitous.
I'm a food?
People in the Midwest like this food more?
- Yes. - Than people in L.A. would like this food?
- Rhett: Yes. - Is it fried?
- No. - No.
Did you do the color of the wrapper that this food comes in?
Yes. It's a natural wrapper.
Yeah, it's not a man-made wrapper.
Link: It has a natural wrapper.
Oh, my God.
I'm a food that has a natural wrapper?
Yeah.
Like in nature it comes with the wrapper,
how it grows. It's a fruit.
- Is it fruit? - No.
- Vegetable! - Yes!
- It's a vegetable! - Yes.
Am I corn?
- Both: Yes! - ( bell dinging )
You're corn!
- Look at yourself! - I'm corn?
Rhett: You're amazing corn.
- Ah! - ( Rhett laughs )
Oh, my gosh!
You guys did really good!
She's crying a little.
You guys did really-- I'm really impressed.
I've never looked like a corn before.
( laughter )
You know what?
You guys got me so good!
A corn.
Corn husker.
Threw you off a little bit there.
Yeah, you did the cart in the park.
But you have seen the corn cart, right?
Yes, of course.
You can get these on the streets of L.A.?
- Some corn? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Street corn.
Well, Kandee, I think it's clear who's the winner today.
You guys are.
Yeah, because you painted our face and then
we had to paint yours.
We want to thank Kandee so much for being here
and facing off with us today.
If you want to see more of Kandee,
make sure you check out the next video for a special
behind the scenes look at how she did our makeup.
Rhett: Yes.
Also be sure to check out Kandee's limited edition
shampoo and conditioner line with OGX,
available at Target and Walgreens and make sure
you stick around for "Good Mythical More"
where Link and I will be transforming crew members
Lizzy and Ellie with Kandee's new "I Want Kandee" line
from Too Faced cosmetics.
- Your two faces are fabulous. - Two face!
- Corn face. - Like corn hole, corn face?
Let me see your corn hole.
I'm not showing you my corn hole!
It's right there. Just, there it is.
Dink it and drink it with an Ear Biscuits jar
available at mythical.store.
And if you're lucky, you might get one that we autographed.