Welcome to a compilation of mysteries.
*BKSHWOAAORHR*
My mind is already blown.
None of what I’m about to show you has an explanation.
Okay, most of it probably does
So tell me about it in the comments.
What is going on here?
Flippy spinny planes.
This is not how planes are supposed to fly.
Something is off.
Look at this one.
Completely stuck in the sky.
It’s like Earth has crashed.
It needs to be rebooted.
Turn it off and on again. It's frozen!
It must have something to do with the Bermuda Triangle.
Here’s a bouncing manhole cover.
This phenomenon has plagued manhole specialists
For centuries.
I’ve seen a Vegemite lid do this,
But never the front door of the Turtles home.
What’s happening on this porch?
I’ll tell you what.
Paranormal Activity.
Some days you can only say
“Well, it must be a ghost.”
Everyone’s at work
There’s no one to haunt or possess
So this ghost is piss farting around.
Or it's tormented.
Someone needs to open the package to free it's soul.
Meanwhile, this piece of the planet has decided to fuck off!
Go on
Drop some science on my arse, tell me why.
I feel sorry for the families that live here
Who knows where they’ll end up?
Their bloody address is gonna become unexplainable.
Ah well, it’s an adventure.
Ya need to be open to change in life.
This fish has a human face.
It looks like a human.
It looks like a mate of mine!
Ya know, I don’t want this explained to me.
Because the implication is that the fish has both fish and human parents.
A human fucked a fish.
Or a fish fucked a human
What am I doing with my time?
Let’s cross over to the oven.
AW THAT PORCH GHOST IS NOW IN A FISH!
*Demonic Cooking Fish Flop Sounds*
Nah.
Hell no!
The power of Christ compels you.
The unexplainable thing here
Is why anyone would consider eating a demon fish.
Kill it with fire
And never, ever look back.
Now we’re filming a car-what the shit?
Was that an egg plant?
Is this the live action remake of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?
Or are we inside a sheila’s inbox?
Okay.
Cling wrap.
Floating cling wrap.
It must be connected to the planes.
Or a ghost.
Or the Bermuda Triangle.
The only logical explanation is that cling wrap
Is a portal
To another universe and/or dimension.
Clearly.
Nah, clearly!
Speaking of portals
The TV show Sliders was ahead of it's time.
Behind the wheel of this car is a team of time-travellers.
Using a Hyundai Submarine and a sinkhole
In Madagascar you can venture through
A time-space continuum.
Of course, as usual
They need to be careful to not alter the course of history
What the fuck am I banging on about?
Alrighty
We have peaked
This is truly unexplainable.
Is this his job?
I can’t crack this one.
It’s an uncrackable internet video.
If you can’t explain the event to someone
After it's happened
Then it is unexplainable.
Example.
“Hey!"
"I saw a giant rat man dragging pizzaup a staircase.” ’
‘Oh yeah why?"
See
Ya fucked!
You don’t have an answer.
Unexplainable.
This bloke is holding a ladder over the yucky water.
Don’t tell me someone’s in there.
That’s poo water for sure.
Why would someone be in there?
OH it’s going down.
Why?
Why th-AW bloody Kevin was in there.
He was in the poopoo water.
Did he drink it?
Is that what made it go down?
Aw he drunk it.
He’s saying ‘Mate, my bladder is so full."
"I need to piss badly"
Yeah see, he’s embarrassed
'Cuz the camera is watching him.
He wasn’t expecting that.
Ah yep. Your classic neon green exit sign.
Nice, traditional.
Hang on.
Something is off.
Play it again.
Nah fucken, rewind
Loop.
Zoom in!
Crop!
The E is on the left
And now the E is on the left again.
No fuck that’s.
Technology probably.
Buut! It's unexplainable at the same time!
Anyway,
I’m gonna follow this sign
And exit from this video
'Cuz I have no idea what anything is anymore.
Cya.