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Oh yeah.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to Kev--
Forgot to light it up.
That's weird.
Okay.
What's wrong with you?
It's okay.
There's this.
There you go.
Let's take you...
Happy Birthday to...
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE DOUBTERS
So this is a really quality egg.
We don't find it in supermarkets anymore.
This is why I love weekends, guys.
Like why are we wasting time in school?
This is what our lives should be about, right?
Exactly.
Guys, there's a fire outside.
So I heard this egg came from an award-winning chicken.
Oh my god, don't break it.
We need to evacuate now!
I got this.
I got this, guys.
Kevin.
Calm down.
If there was really a fire,
tell me,
don't you think the fire alarm would have gone--
Well, what are you waiting for?
Let's move.
Guys, there's a fire.
Let's go.
Just take the whole thing.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE NONCHALANT
Should we go check that out?
It's probably one of those fire drill practice.
Such a waste of time.
I have so many department emails to reply to.
Go do your work.
Fire!
It's a real fire!
Then pour some water on it, damn it!
Stupid kids.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE FIRE EXPERT
Is that real?
Guys, there's a big fire outside,
we have to get out of here now.
Okay guys, relax.
I know what to do.
Okay, take this, and cover your nose,
and this will prevent the smoke from entering your lungs.
Now everybody, get on your hands and feet.
We're gonna crawl out,
and avoid the poisonous smoke.
Let's go guys.
Guys, come on. Let's go!
This is a bit slow.
Why don't we just use the stairs?
This is the correct procedure
that I learnt from WikiHow.
Come on, guys, let's go!
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE OBLIVIOUS
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE PANIC
Guys, wait!
Wait!
Where's the exit?
How many exits are there in the building?
Can you call my mommy?
Can you call the police?
Oh, this is because of the eggs.
I should have been at home.
Stupid eggs!
Okay, you know what? Just relax.
Just relax.
Okay?
Breathe.
Breathe?
We are about to die.
Nobody is gonna die, okay?
Let's just safely make our way out.
I have heard this line before.
I watched a lot of movies, by the way.
And they all die!
I have my own Netflix Kids account.
Olay, I tell you what.
I have a solution.
But you guys gotta trust me on this.
What?
Whatever it is,
trust your senses, and don't open your eyes.
Okay?
Okay.
Should we leave him here?
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE SELFISH GUY
Okay, guys.
Let's go!
What? No.
We can't just leave him like this.
All right, okay.
You are right.
You guys are right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My fault.
You know what, let's just do this quick.
Damn it, why is he so poor?
Really, man?
>> Really? >> Yeah.
Let's go!
Hey, I said we are not leaving without him.
You know what?
You could stay with him all you want,
but we both know that he's going to slow us down.
Guys? I think I'm bleeding.
He's fine.
Okay. Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get up, get up.
Come on, quick, quick, quick.
Guys, do you have a tampon by any chance?
No tampons, just pads.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE FORGETFUL
Guys, wait, wait, wait!
What is it this time?
Can I borrow a phone?
I need to call my mother.
I need to say goodbye!
You burden, you know.
Wait!
I think I left my phone inside.
Guys, I got to run back!
No!
We got to keep moving, Vincent.
But what about my phone?
Am I just gonna ask my Dad to buy a new one?
Like what?
My phone got caught on fire, Dad.
Buy me a new phone.
Yes.
That's what you're gonna tell your Dad.
Well, on the bright side, I do get a new phone.
Exactly.
Your Dad gets you a new phone, let's go!
Wait!
What about my stuff in my phone?
What stuff?
Like how am I gonna sync the data from my old phone to my new phone
if I don't have my old phone!
iCloud?
I don't have iCloud.
Who doesn't have iCloud?
I do. I keep forgetting my password,
Plus, you know, hackers out there,
they could hack your iCloud,
and take all the stuff I have on my phone.
Like what stuff?
(mumbles)
Oh my god!
Like what kind of photos?
Like those kind of photos.
Those kind of photos?
Yo guys, didn't you hear?
Vincent left his phone inside.
>> Let's get it. >> You know what?
Let's go!
We don't have time.
The fire is getting bigger.
>> Let's go! >> What a waste.
>> But my stuff. >> What a waste.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE RISK-TAKER
Okay, the exit is here, let's go.
Actually, I'm going to take the elevator,
it's quite a long walk from here.
Hey, everyone knows
not to take the elevator during the fires!
Stupid! Let's go!
Actually, I'm with Kevin on this one.
We might not make out of the building in time
if we take the stairs.
We might not make out of the building at all
if you take the elevator.
We are going to die.
I give up.
Oh well, bye guys!
What are we gonna do?
We have to make sure everyone is out of the building first.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE UNLUCKY GUY
What?
Fire?
Now?
Damn it!
What?
Nevermind.
Luckily, I always got a roll of toilet paper with me.
Hey, shut up, man.
I'm trying to poop here.
It's so hard to concentrate when you talk so much.
You shut up!
Guys, is anyone in the toilet?
We got to leave, there's a fire.
We have to leave the building.
I forget to wash my hands every single time.
So unhygienic.
Ah, soap.
Is someone inside?
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE REGRETFUL
Kev?
The elevator is stuck.
We're not even moving.
I guess this is the end.
Oh no!
I knew this would happen.
This is all my fault, this is karma.
What do you mean this is your fault?
I mean, I'll admit it, okay.
I am the one who started the fire.
You started this fire?
It was an accident, okay?
And I'm dating your sister.
Wait!
What?
Why are you telling me all this now?
I mean, because we're all gonna die.
At least we are not alone.
You smell just like her.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE EMOTIONAL
Guys...
It's locked.
I've been on an incredible journey with all of you.
But I'm so sorry that that journey ends today.
And I just have a few words to say.
No!
Cherylene, let me finish.
When I was a child,
I didn't have a lot of friends,
until I met you guys.
>> And-- >> The door is open.
Let's go.
That was a very interesting story.
Good job.
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN AN EMERGENCY: THE SAVIOUR
What are you guys doing?
We were stuck in the elevator.
No, the elevator did not move
because you guys did not press any buttons.
So, we're not gonna die?
No, nobody's gonna die.
I hope my kid does not turn out this way.
Go press the button.
Oh, thank God you guys are safe.
You guys okay?
I'm having a heart attack.
No!
We are out of the building already.
You're safe.
Nicole, I need CPR.
Me?
I don't know how to CPR.
Jian Hao, why don't you do it?
Me?
No!
I have a really bad experience with CPR.
Trev.
How about you do it?
No!
I think the security guard should do it.
I think Cherylene should do it.
What? I don't even know him.
Sierra, you should do it.
Wait, why should I do it?
Can't somebody else do it?
Wait, stop, stop!
I'll do it.
It's my time to make things right.
No!
Where is the fire?
I'd rather die.
I'm going back to the fire.
I rather go and burn,
burn, burn, burn.
It's the thought that counts.
Good job.