on my key lines from a costume drama
madam I'm in line to the throne and as
such we shall be dining somewhere that
befits my title Pizza Express whoa cable
Batman I mean I suppose technically it's
a costume
Heathcliff Heathcliff let me in let me
in I just wondered if we could count on
your votes on December 12 generally I am
a footman sir
although I do also like the bottom and
the breasts
right just reading this review from the
Anne Boleyn musical says it was a good
idea but they didn't like the execution
Lord Windermere is famed with opulent
balls I've heard he works them
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you are Jane Eyre so this must be your
brother Nike that new servant girl is so
cold and unresponsive
watch this Alexa
your lordship I am delighted and excited
by the unexpected turn our
correspondence has taken I wait with
feverish excitement the next portrait of
your engorged penis
please accept this crude sketch of my
boobs affection my heart is in my mouth
my liver is in my anus Jesus this corset
is tight
Carson please get your hand out of my
trousers when I told you to go below
stairs it wasn't the euphemism my name
is Maximus Decimus Meridius so yeah
that's Mike alpha x-ray
as the ruler of this country I demand
some respect when you see me you will
bow and you will say yes coy
mr. Darcy I could never belong to you
I'm promised to another
but I could give you quick handy by
emotions
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