-Kate, how's it going, bud? -Oh, great.
-Yeah. How is -- How's everything upstairs?
Eddie Murphy, Lizzo.
Come on. I mean, yeah, exactly. What can we say?
-I mean, the building's gonna just fall apart.
-Yeah, how exciting. -Too much, too much star power.
-How is he? How is he? Is he excited? Is he nice?
-He's unbelieva-- He's very excited, and he's the best.
-I got to see you a couple weeks ago when Jennifer Lopez hosted.
-Jennifer Lopez. Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Phenomenal.
-She -- That's a level of stardom that is like --
-Yeah. -It's not like Jesus,
but like maybe like one of the apostles.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -And we had a little incident.
I don't know if you know this. -No.
-We were getting ready to go to the host dinner,
and I had to go to the bathroom.
And there's this big communal bathroom
on the floor of our offices.
And I walked in, and she was there...
in the mirror fixing her makeup before dinner.
And I walked in, and I was like, "Hey, how are ya?"
And I went into a stall and sat down.
And I was like, "Oh, my God. No.
[ Laughter ]
Now I have to pee in front of Jennifer Lopez.
This is awful." And then I was like --
-Is there anyone else in the bathroom?
-No one! No one was in the bathroom!
So I was like, "I'm going to wait it out.
I'm gonna just sit here
while she finishes what she's doing in the mirror.
She gonna leave, and then I'm gonna pee, and I'll be fine."
And then like three minutes went by.
And I still hadn't made a sound. And there we were.
Standoff.
So I texted Aidy Bryant, who was in our office, and I was like,
"Can you come here and pee with me in front of Jennifer Lopez
so it's not just me?"
And she was like, "You're on your own."
[ Laughter ]
And so like five minutes had gone by.
And I was like, "Okay, I just got to do it."
And so I was like --
And the sound of your own pee
in a room alone with Jennifer Lopez
is like --
It's like goats being slaughtered.
It's like -- [ Screeching ]
-What? No, it's not like that.
-[ Screeching ] -No, it's not like that at all.
-You don't forget. -[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
-You don't forget. It's pretty bad.
-Can I tell you how great you were in "Bombshell," buddy?
-Aww, thanks. Thanks a lot.
-Watching the movie, which by the way, everyone go see this.
It's -- Everyone -- -It's an incredible movie.
-Fantastic. It's just --
Really, all these amazing movies are coming out.
But this one is about Roger Ailes, Fox News,
and these women really that kind of got him out of there
and got him --
-You got Theron.
-[ Laughs ] Yeah. Charlize.
-You got Kidman. -Nicole.
-You got Robbie. -Margot.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
-Yes. -We've never --
-Yes. -We don't talk like --
No one talks like that at all.
But they're all -- Everyone crushes.
-They're so incredible. It's really amazing.
-And you and Margot have great chemistry.
-Aww, thanks. -Are you --
Do you know her from just from the show?
-Well, she hosted "SNL," and she's the nicest
and the most talented person in the world.
And we just had a blast.
We did a lot of scenes where we got to improvise,
and she's an unbelievable improviser.
And that was fun.
And then she did this scene
that is the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen.
And she just absolutely -- -Oh, yeah.
And just to be in the room was like, "Oh, my God.
I can't believe I'm witnessing this."
-You saw her -- -And then like a minute later,
she was producing a movie at the same time.
She got on the phone. She was like,
"So, who are we hiring for the D.P.?"
And it was just like, "Oh, my God.
You can do everything. You're so amazing."
-She's so amazing. -She really is amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh.
Someone give her everything.
-Here's your character here.
This is Jess Carr in "Bombshell."
And you were saying to me that this is basically --
This character's look is based off of your look?
-Well, I'm told -- I was told after the fact
that this character was sort of written for me.
And they were asking me, like,
"What do you think this character would wear?"
And I was like, "I don't know.
Uh, kind of, like, messy bun all the time.
And like, maybe a Fitbit all the time."
And they were like, "Oh, that's hilarious.
That's hilarious. She should definitely wear a Fitbit."
And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious."
[ Laughter ]
-This is what you wear.
-I kind of wear a Fitbit.
It was horrible wearing a Fitbit all the time.
-So that's why she wears a Fitbit,
because you wear a Fitbit?
-Yeah, yeah. -Wow.
-Some people wear -- You know, people wear Fitbits, sometimes.
[ Laughter ] -But this was a --
To be historically correct,
'cause the movie takes place a couple -- 10 years ago.
They were like, "You have to wear a different Fitbit."
So I would have to take off my Fitbit in the morning
and put on a different Fitbit
and not get a single ounce of credit
for any of the steps I've taken all day!
-Now, you stop it! Now, you stop it right now
-That's the worst. [ Laughter ]
Where are my steps?
-I need credit for my steps!
[ Laughter and applause ]
But glasses. Do you wear glasses?
Do you -- Do you wear glasses?
-You know what?
I'm gonna tell everybody a little secret right now.
I'm ready to discuss this on TV.
-Wow. This is big.
-I wear fake glasses.
I wear them all the time.
-You do wear fake glasses? -Yes, I wear fake glasses.
I have -- -They're not real?
-I have perfect vision.
And I like the way glasses look. -Wow.
-I think they're cool. I want to wear them,
and so it took me a long time
to be able to, like, actually do that,
because it's pretty weird to do, but I wear fake glasses a lot.
And when I go out to dinner with them, people are very confused,
because I am looking at the menu.
I'll go like -- [ Laughter ]
-You take your glasses off to read the menu?
-Yes, yes, 'cause it's actually harder to see with the glasses.
But that's --
-I mean, come on. -That's just me.
-Aww, welcome back to -- That's just Kate.
-Don't tell anyone.
-It's just Kate, that's all.
Well, I want to say congrats on the S.A.G. Award nomination
for the whole -- You guys got nominated for --
-Oh, thanks. I mean, the cast was so incre--
I just can't believe I got to be there.
It's wild. -It's fantastic.