Hi guys!
So, first of all, check out my new iPhone cover.
UNACCEPTABLE!
There's no - there's no beating that.
Secondly, I've finally -
- FINALLY -
- started to unpack everything into my room,
and I discovered this mysterious hard drive.
*low pitch* OoOoOoOoOoH
This was all of my files
from the computer I had
when I was aged between about 14 and 16.
And I found all my old chat logs from MSN
which was kind of hilarious.
So instead of deleting them into a fiery pit of shame,
I decided to share them with the world.
That means YOU
Also I've changed all of my friends' names
and they will all be played by...
... actors.
*fun techno Phil music*
Phil: OMG im watchin some tv show
Phil: bout a guy who ate himself
Ash: Wat?!?
Phil: LOL
Ash: roflmao is it funi?
Phil: wel kinda gross but YEAH wuh u-
Phil: wuh-
What you up to?
I don't remember any of that.
Phil: OMG my dad :l
Gary: what?
Phil: I was tryna get the tv remote to work an it broke
Phil: an now i can't go to the party!
Gary: how dyu even break a remote?
Phil: LOL I DUNO BREAK EVERYTHIN!
Phil: cant go to the party tho
Phil: WTF
Phil: Look at this emoticon I found!
Gary: LOL
Phil: hahaha ha ...
Phil: um
Phil: do you hav any
Phil: emoticons u wana trade
Gary: er i hav a glittery thing that says lol
Lol
Phil: Yr9 camp is cumin up
Phil: but mst of my year
Phil: have morphed into townies now
Wha-what is a townie?
I think that was the name for a chav
Yeah
Phil: so it might be lyke
Phil: Townie camp
Jake: yeh 95% of my skool is now townie village
Phil: ppl think im a mosher ..
Heheh what -
What's a mosher? Erm
Phil: but i jst wear black jeans sumtimes
I think mosher was like - early emo.
Jake: yeh i think ppl should stop with the labels
Jake: but I might get a tattoo when im 18
Jake: lol
Phil: yh i want lyke some stars on my chest or smthin
Cool, Phil.
Phil: or mayb buffy on my face lol
I haven't changed that much then.
Okay, so, I liked this girl
so I was trying to get her to like me.
Kelly: I think i fancy Dave
Kelly: but i duno cz he got wiv kate
Phil: don't be a muppet.
Phil: i'm sure theres some other guy you might like?
*mouths* ME!
*laughs*
Phil: somewhere like?
Phil: um
Kelly: are you being nice becos ur nice
Kelly: or becos sum1 is bein unnice behind my bak?
Phil: wat?
Kelly: If u dnt know i can't explain it
*le epic hair flip*
*laughs*
Phil: dya ever offend someone
Phil: and dont mean to but then feel bad
Phil: even tho they forgiven you long ago
Phil: Wh-what?
Phil: I got a 3330!
Phil: a nokia! SPACE IMPACT BBY
Baby
Sidenote, that was the best phone ever.
Ash: omg let me play it tomrra
Phil: if u get me smthin from the ikki van
That was what we called the ice cream van.
Ikki van!
Ash: ok
Phil: omfg i got shouted at in maths
Squall: why?
Phil: i laughed at sm1 in the txt book
Phil: as their name was spelled wrong
Phil: and it was called POODEEP
*laughs*
I like how I'm still making myself laugh.
Squall: lmol
*laughs*
Phil: hang on. omfg.
Phil: The AOL posh lady has a new voice omg
Phil: you can make her say ur name
Phil: I made her call me POODEEP
Phil: Go on AOL man!
Squall: hahaha hok
This is bringing back so much memories!
Phil: urrg im just tryna decide on my top 8
Misty: Am I in it?
Phil: you are 4th!
Misty: ?? jk rite?
Phil: you are in the top row!
Misty: ohmygod i can't believe you hate me
Phil: go cment on my new profile pic n ill put u at 3 =p
Okay, so this one was a girl
that was kind of mean to me.
Adel: dya wana go campin
Phil: where?!
Adel: my back garden
Phil: wel new Buffy is on ..
Priorities
Phil: bt mayb l8r
Adel: God!
Adel: u like buffy more than ur mates
Adel: you saddo!
Phil: no i mean i could tape it
Phil: but my dad needs his tapes
My dad needs his tapes?!
What.
Oh, and then she went offline.
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!*
Anyway, yeah
That was just a few of them,
there's hundreds more
so if you enjoyed that
then please thumbs up this video
and I will make another similar one in the future.
Also, here are some funny MySpace pictures of me.
I was a cool kid.
Also let me know in the comments
what your early Internet life was like.
Did you have an embarrassing username?
Let me know!!
Today's Draw Phil Naked is:
*cool Draw Phil Naked music*
Also, me and Dan were lucky enough
to get to film behind the scenes at the
at the Radio 1 Fun and Filth Cabaret in Edinburgh,
which was awesome!
So if you want to check that out,
there are some links below
and also at the end of this video.
And you can watch me get bent in half by Cabaret girls,
which was fun.
Erm, I am gonna go now
and I will see you very soon.
Bye guys!
*cute animal noise*