okay okay so this time we start the
video okay there's one bell on that side
and there's one bell on this side we
rush up and we ding ding ding but the
first one who rushes up wins okay okay
it's raining dude back gamers climb Fred
welcome back to Europe it rains all the
time
here if it rains this is what life is
like here
immediately start sleeping you found
your dog I found him every wanted he was
hidden in the desert oh I see are you
being a little desert scamp potato it
happened he go a potato
oh look miraculous potato pit is gone
okay okay how do they notice the giant
pit of spiderwebs is gone I don't know
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what did you do nothing nothing nothing
I'm cooking my potatoes in peace alright
there's another Fox hmm they sleep under
floor I said focus a diamond in this war
pit Jackie oh no it was war pit we have
a small pit now oh god oh god
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goodbye diamonds you are like father to
me
bye-bye okay Hey look how epic my my dog
is why is this turned into the
jacksepticeye torture our it isn't look
how much cooler - they're not even
smoking it he's listening to it you
can't listen to you have to smoke it
like a cool dog like mine he doesn't
know don't judge him here you you want
Golden Apple can I can I can i push him
don't you ever go defense he went in the
hole for like two seconds okay we're
cool man I think it's still now he's
cool why am i spending so much time on
this cuz it's gonna be awesome it okay
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why don't I just push him in tayka hey
cuz we're gonna head out
hey what we forgot hey yes do what we
forgot to do last episode okay I have a
sable and I have a nametag and I have
wheat and have a leash I'm good to go
oh you have a say okay we have three
sales then here's an iron armor as well
oh I'm a little hoarse boy
okay I'm ready let's go let's go let's
go let's go
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let's go get this one in a way that it
won't even hear what is this what it's
so natural in the wild sorry sorry sorry
okay next for this is where all of your
minecraft efforts go into he spent so
long learning how to Minecraft and this
is what you use it for first the team
gets gamer reward first the game gets
game
no no soar I can do it come on
Oh what oh no come on come on love me
more oh yes yes before it's good favor
the six year
oh no no no no oh god I started to dive
oh we should explore more okay now we
have our horses we can go epic places oh
and our Cowboys graduated from Burger
Kings there's a RL camp here we should
sleep sleeping in these beds wait it's
like beds that we had for what happened
what happened what did you do sleeping
wait did I explore them all the way back
at the first base again
No yeah why I don't know did you keep
messing with me and killing me
teleport me I need it
oh hey oh God Oh what's happening I'm
falling through space you teleforce it
to me wait did you did you plan this no
oh great all my gear is gone cool that's
awesome
all my potatoes all my I'm I'm leaving
man I'm gone I'm leaving this town I'm
run away
I've been exiled I can't sleep the snow
ii bear it anymore
back to pyramid so manyy back to shining
beacon I'm sorry I'll get you new gear
I'm sorry that's okay it's part of the
fun man okay I I have a I have a
surprise for you I had not bad if you
follow me mmm wait I swore I mean I
don't now you have to do it okay I'll
drop it raw chicken how about that
Thanks no okay okay okay
yeah you did me so did I Oh tiny baby
okay you can kill a child would you well
so for some reason I decided to make
this room like a hidden room for no
reason whatsoever
whoa but what you'll find in is a chair
Oh take a seat right that fix it yes
this is not a chair this is not a chair
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you better start doing something or I'm
going to start hitting things play a
game see you later what they could be
positive outcomes but there could also
be very bad things happening what can I
get potato if I win yes that's the game
it's potato potato
wait potato potato that's it
okay wait can I have food now cuz I have
a half a heart and I want these games
that go on a long time instead of dying
from a customer name fine you get one
potato for me kill you okay that's a
great price I'm gonna have I'm gonna ask
you some very difficult Minecraft trivia
if you came right you get a treat oh
okay okay let me just rub my eyes a
little okay stretch it out already hit
me don't hit me what cry step number one
uh-huh what is your favorite block in
Minecraft
um oh god pressure what is my favorite
uh obsidian
so I did I've said it not a swore
obsidian yeah what are creepers afraid
of cats what can make an Enderman stop
attacking you
Oh God I'll keep you uh water I'll give
you that [ __ ] today
I'll keep you two options one a potato
to a pumpkin potato absolutely potato
didn't matter what the other answer was
gonna be it's always potato potatoes
make Enderman stuff I see a hole and I'm
scared okay next question
wait wait I think this is yours okay
what is a charged creeper
Oh No a a creeper that's running right
at you a creeper that's been struck by
lightning okay see a creeper that paid
for everyone's dinner I'm gonna have to
go away obvious answer number B a
creeper that's been hit by lightning
very well
potatoes with rain come on man I'm a
veteran at this point
give me some hard questions dude okay
okay
who is what is buying mud notches blood
type who is endermans
leader and Enderdragon and yeah and
their dragon and their King Donald Trump
what I'm just reading the quiz online oh
okay
it's ender dragon Oh obviously I don't
even know why I asked I was so easy okay
let me look at find a hard one okay okay
okay everyone knows this one I can play
with it it's not the toy you will not
laugh later if you do bed okay everyone
knows this one okay I'll call is a guest
in blocks
day four blocks be three blocks see one
block well it's gotta be four blocks
right
damnit I'm great at Minecraft how many
people play Minecraft every month 112
million ok a 55 million be six million
see 50 million de 10 none of those are
the right answer why you go roll they
talked about it recently and it's like
112 million people
well this mething jack do you know what
this is this is hell
it keeps sending me back to hell with
water sheep what their sheep what the
Sheep must be sending you what their
sheep guides me where I go next water
sheep saved me
ok ok
in Minecraft how many blocks in the
nether is one block and the Raymond hey
hey hey hey okay you get potato you get
potato back in chair stop stop stop
what is the rarest or in Minecraft the
rarest or what's an awareness cold call
do you want to hear the options yes
do you want to die by lava lapis lazuli
emerald gold or coal gold its emerald
you dummy dumb Oh God
get back here you Scout leave the cat
fit in there oh the horses can't sleep
sleep man okay well I need everything
again let me oh there's it pickaxe in
here I think
Oh God okay Morais everyone's probably
like wait did you talk like that when
they place today's we talked like this
all the time this is every conversation
Jim sorry piggies all of you have to die
I just realized that that you upgraded
our base we've no enchanting table wait
really
the attending table was right up here
you destroyed why did I destroy it no no
what did you do you just created a whole
very big break okay I think we beat
minecraft I think the end of drag is
just gonna kill himself at this point so
it's taking this oho okay what's the
what's the next thing should we guess we
never kill any Enderman mmm we don't
know because like we need to find a
fortress yeah and we also need magma
when you turn to the nether I think it's
time to go to the nether I'm trying to
find another Castle that's true we
haven't done that yet
here's another wait let me show you
something what are you showing me I'm
like how does that use this thing with
the trap door as well are you ready yeah
keep your potatoes in hand across these
things in there it sounded like you
actually went through the medic okay so
this is our actual net night cuz I am I
fixed it basically before we remember
you used to take us back all right but I
have a big brain on me umm okay what's
the what's the trick to finding
fortresses go straight
till you find one or or we go in
opposite directions ooh that might work
Oh dark it's usually not this dark for
me because I'm blasted by lights perhaps
I'm probably I mean I'm serious about
this I have that here because it's just
natural light coming into it does that
mean I've no studio lights I can't see
anything
now we've been prepared to go against
another castle yes sir
I have no shield I have one beat bit of
armor sure of course
what if I just break our nether portal
now that I'm back here would you be
stuck there forever dude man
you'll be sucked too yeah you just be
mad cuz bad or you if you leave and
break it on the other side I think it
will spawn automatically I had to come
back to make another pickaxe ah so you
found one
uh that's my line dude I'm the one who
gets killed by lava it's all I have okay
what do we yell when we see another
cancer flippy Pippy oh man now I really
want to find okay I I got out I'm just
oh okay finally did you get out - nyet
Oh
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I'm sacrificing the quality of my green
screen just like oh my god oh wait this
is an hour port well I found another
nether portal what what did you fight
anything else by the nether portal oh no
what did you do okay
what did you do there's nothing here
it's better that way there's a ghast
oh god just you guess I don't know okay
well I went north and there's just a
gigantic pool of lava so epic
I missed her somewhere else
oh god this nether is weird people said
it's super rare to have Enderman in in
nether I'm like no I see them all the
time yeah it's too when I when I was
like a kid and we we all played tibia
yeah like that would listen to tibia
songs and I would love it so much I was
like this is the coolest [ __ ] [ __ ]
ever I mean that's why the the creeper
song got so popular is because kids
would do that do you think people
actually like the creeper song oh yeah
of course they do
I don't think I mean I had I had
millions and millions of views before
the meme happened
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I am stuck in a hole somewhere
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