my name is miss snippet you will find me strict but at the same time incredibly
unfair was there something funny why are you laughing
this isn't funny 50 kinds of teachers it's only the first day and we're so far behind
and the standardized tests are coming up in just eight months and the
expectations are set so high and we have so much work to do alright sit down and
sit up straight we're gonna work hard and we're gonna play hard you know what
we're not even gonna play hard we're just gonna work hard now give me a yes sir if
you kids if you kids don't quiet down back there I
swear I'm gonna drive this bus right off my cliff you hear that right off a cliff
now Jillian and I assigned you a little extra work complete pages for two three
hundred and four by tomorrow should be a problem but tomorrow's Christmas
good morning my precious ones now I know everyone's excited because the snow
bunnies came visiting last night but we must concentrate on our work Norbert why
can't you be more like Jillian Norbert but she's the one misbehaving mrs.
Piffle whiffle Oh Norbert you're just jealous because Jillian is so good with
all Oh Norbert always getting into mischief
three days detention
whoo who's ready for school okay so I'm so excited about this school year we're
gonna do so much fun stuff it's gonna be so great
I'm so excited are you guys excited whoa
can anybody tell me what is the northernmost of the 48 states there's 50
states oh oh yes that's that's right now can anyone guess what topic we're going
to discuss today the Vikings know what would give you that idea who can tell me
who invented the cotton gin today speak up we can't hear you today children we
will be learning how to play three blind mice I used to be a concert pianist the
New York Times said I had great promise now I'm teaching children how to play
three blind mice anyway back to three blind mice all right who thinks they have
a chance of getting an A in this class long nobody ever gets an A in this class
you already don't have an A because you got that question wrong
all right kids I'm just gonna take a nap so everyone just kind of take care of
yourselves and everyone will get a nap okay okay
why hello class how is everyone doing today Jimmy yeah how was your vacation
Elijah I saw your mom at the mall you know instead of teaching today I was
thinking I could just talk now remember class when you turn in your papers make
sure they don't have those frizzy little edges on them if you turn them in with
those edges you're getting it out now can anyone here tell me what happened on
this date in 1991 the Gulf War started no not the Gulf War on this day I was at
a second Lollapalooza concert fishbone was playing and I was in the mosh pit
what's a mosh pit all right everybody listen up Oh show you how the scene is
done alas poor Yorick I knew him Horatio
all right class listen up I've been working here for 43 years and I only
have three years left so I have very little to lose here except my all right
kids I'm coach hamstring we learned a lot about team sports this year first
thing only a week after my gallbladder surgery
my ex-boyfriend decided it would be a good time to start throwing rocks at my
window in the bill collecting company has been bugging me non-stop since that
little incident last year everyone needs to focus on me if you don't like me
guess what I'm not here to be like ah
now who can tell me how the FDA's approval of saccharine ties back to
McCarthyism not everything's a conspiracy you know yes it is
hey what's up squad fam since homework is a bummer I'm not gonna assign any
homework this year does that make me that cool teacher all right class so
those are the policies are there any questions I was oh sorry I thought you
were going to hit me you aren't going to hit me where are you all right everybody
quiet down this is really important it's the most important class you'll take
this year actually it's the most important class you'll ever take in your
life this is introduction to knitting it's important
if you need supplies I'll buy them for you if you can't get to the supply store
then I'll arrange transportation if you think having a pet dog will help you
relax when you do your homework then I'll give you my dog and as we all know
Benjamin Franklin invented electricity in 1776 actually that's a common
misconception I'm the teacher here so my husband and I went to the Opera the
other night you know we have the season pass and so today I thought we can pose
our own opera about roses not again is there an Anita here last name Bath Anita
Bath Anita Bath hey listen up Anita Bath what on my head oh that's right I
just got back from Disneyworld drove there in my new sports car - is
anyone even paying attention whatever today we're learning about you know what
just do whatever you want I don't care anymore
good morning students now I want you to get up and stretch and just feel that
positive learning energy rising up inside you do you feel it no they don't
pay me enough to do this oh my back hurts Oh none of you guys listen anyway
we had you guys just pay attention why do you even teach because I love it
now class remember to use the proper colored highlighter remember it's pink
not hot pink not neon pink it's just pink I don't know how you can mess that
up I'm looking at you Janet alright everybody needs to get involved the real
learning experiences come from the clubs and activities how many clubs are you in
three that's not enough it's never enough I am really concerned about the
future of this class you're not ready for the test you're certainly not ready
for college and I don't know how you're gonna make it in the real world if you
can't even tell me who invented the cotton gin I am sick and tired of this
class I better not hear one more peep one more peep peep who was that I'm
gonna send you all of the principal's office ones I find out who it was peep
all right class I'm very excited this year because I found a new cause that
I'm very passionate about that's right you guessed it we're gonna be saving the
chipmunks all right class all right class everyone calm down
all right class let's have a nice quiet and stress-free day oh it looks like
we're being joined by the principal and the superintendent they're going to sit
in to observe me today
all right class settle down so today we're going to be learning about dragons
alright man just listen up today we're gonna talk about peace love and rock and
roll that's what you taught us yesterday peace love rock and roll
Silence! hey kids I'm the cool janitor everybody loves the cool janitor dab on the
haters hi Deary would you like an extra scoop of chocolate pudding there you go
what do you mean you don't like burnt spinach well guess what here's more
burnt spinach and you have to eat it all
hey man come on I got the bus all warmed up for you I get tunes going you want me
to change the station or I gotta I got some popcorn
Some M&M's just pass them around man you never know when you get the munchies
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