-Now I thought I would share some of my favorite
#IfIWonTheLottery stories from you guys.
This first one's from @Jerrikaswag.
She says, "I would get Britney Spears and her backup dancers
to come to my house and sing 'Work Bitch'
while my kids did their chores."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Yeah.
-This one's from @Kevintjackson.
He says, "I would pay Morgan Freeman to move in with me
and narrate my activities."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"He ordered that pad Thai again for dinner."
This one's from @Kristinrose124.
She says, "I'd hold a 'Bachelorette'-style
rose ceremony for every person I know
where they find out if they made the cut
to be part of my awesome rich life."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Sorry, Kayla, you're not getting a rose."
This one's from @Daveholmestv. -Yeah!
-He says, "I would finally get my own HBO Go subscription
and stop using my ex's password."
Hey! [ Laughter and applause ]
-Small goals.
-This one is from @ewokabby. -Yeah.
-She says, "I would pay off my student loans
and then with the extra $4 left,
I'd buy a bean crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell."
[ Cheers and applause ] That's not bad.
That might be the best one. -Yeah, that's the best one.
-This one's from @wooddr0.
He says, "I would buy a rocket ship,
fill it with all the mosquitos,
then launch it directly into the sun."
Yeah! [ Laughter and applause ]
Mosquitos.
This last one's from @Chrisorem10.
He says, "I would fly some people who believe
the Earth is flat to outer space
just so I could point at the Earth
and be like, 'Look, dumbass.'"
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