I love that.
What?
Mouth kisses, from my future, Mrs.
Yeah.
Well, it's 5:30, so...
I'm gonna go rob the Swellview Bank.
Okay, baby.
You go rob it good.
Oh, I will.
I love you.
Yes, you do.
So!
Charlotte?
Yeah, Henry?
Who do you think should win
the most attractive guy in Swellview?
Most attractive guy in Swellview?
- Yeah. - Uh...
Hey, what about your dad?
Yeah.
Your daddy's hot.
Well, that's an interesting way of looking at it.
- I'm not gonna lie to you. - Wait a second, you guys.
What's up, buddy?
Just a friendly reminder...
I've won most attractive guy in Swellview
for the past 12 years so,
it's kind of in the bag.
Well,
yeah, but...
you're kinda old now.
I'm old?
Yeah. I mean, what are you like...
over 50?
Fi...
Did you just use the F-word?
Hey, I'm just saying that yo...
I'm 35, Henry!
You know that.
Uh.
Well.
You're starting to lose your hair a little bit.
What did you just say to me?
Hey.
Where's Gwen?
Gwen happens to be getting ready to go rob a bank.
Or...
maybe she's not going to rob a bank.
Maybe, she's going to meet some other guy.
She's going to rob a bank!
Or...
maybe...
she's going to meet some guy named...
Rob...
Banks.
That's stupid. That's not a guy's name!
Yeah it is.
Just face it, Ray.
Gwen doesn't want you.
She wants Robert J. Banks.
You know why?
I bet he's way better lookin' than you.
- Not possible! - Yep.
He's probably in his early 30's.
That's enough!
Yeah. I bet he's gonna kiss her so good.
Oh. Oh, Gwen. You kiss like a princess. Ooh.
Ooh, your lips feel like hot pie!
[screaming]
It's all my fault if she likes younger guys!
[screaming]
Also, you've got some grey hair!
[screaming]
Keep going! You gotta make him madder!
Yeah, I'm working on that!
[groaning]
Come on. You ain't so bad.
You ain't so...
[grunting]
This is so cool to watch!
I'm glad you're having a good time.
Go!
[groaning]
She probably...
makes muffins for lots of guys.
She only makes muffins for me!
Oh god!
[screaming]
[grunting]
- Oh, Henry! - Henry!
Okay.
Ray don't!
I think you did it! It's working!
Uh!
[squealing]
Ray!
Ray! Can you hear us?
It's me, Jasper!
Can you hear us?
[gasping]
What happened?
[gasping]
I was in love...
with a woman.
Uh, Gwen.
She gave you a love muffin.
Yeah.
And then I had to make you really mad
so your feelings of rage and anger would overpower
your muffin induced feelings of love.
That makes sense.
- Guys, quick! Go hide! - Hide.
Okay, Ray. I'm about to leave.
It should take me about hmm, 20 minutes to rob the bank.
Uh, that sounds great.
Oh, hey.
How do you like my ponytail?
Awe.
I love it.
Hmm.
I mean, it's, uh, really cute and just so, gah!
Ow!
You just ripped my ponytail off my head!
You're...
You're not in love with me anymore!
[sighing]
Yeah.
He's not.
Sorry, Gwen.
How you like ‘dem muffins?
And now, Gwen...
I'd be honored to escort you... to prison.
- Look out! - She's got a phone!
So.
Who cares?
You'd better care.
Because if I tap right here,
it's gonna send a post out
telling the whole world that Ray Manchester is Captain Man.
And that Henry Hart is Kid Danger.
Anything about me?
You let me go and I'll keep your secret.
Deal?
[whispering]
Do we have a deal or don't we?
Yeah, we've got a deal!
For now.
But someday... you're going to jail.
I doubt it.
Bye, boys and girl.
Mm hmm.
Off I go!
Okay.
What words do I have to say to activate the tube so I can...
Oh, yeah. Just yell diamonds, rubies, lift me tubies.
Thank you.
Diamonds, rubies, lift me tubies!
[laughing]
I will tap this button. I swear I'll tap it.
Just say up the tube.
Up the tube.